Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring’: Book Two, Chapter 7

In the seventh chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, I cannot even begin to summarize the amount of mind fucks that have just happened. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone is out! (Plus more excitement)

So, this is a huge moment in my life for a couple reasons, but let’s just get to the best one:

Mark Reads Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone is done!

The extremely talented Jamie Herman won my cover contest with this beauty, and she’ll be designing the other six covers in this series. I can barely handle how amazing this is.

This book is now on sale on MarkDoesStuff for just $3.99. It includes both the original reviews, adapted for a book format, as well as all of the re-reads posted on this site. After this, all MRHP books will include new and never-before-seen re-reads of the entire series, chapter-by-chapter. OH GOD.

It’s available in all three formats, too! Kindle, ePub, and PDF. SEE IT’S SO PERFECT.

Which brings me to my second awesome announcement that’s related to this book. As of yesterday, Mark Does Stuff is now my full time job. I have been trying so hard to pull this off, and after saving money from advertising/book sales, I think it’s time for me to commit to all of this as my sole responsibility in life. For the time being, you’ll probably only notice that I’m around more often. I’m going to jump right in to editing and writing MRHP + Chamber of Secrets, as well as doing some much-needed cleaning around the site. We will have new forums that are compatible with WordPress open next week; my newsletters will make a full comeback. I am not going to commit to adding more reviews just yet, as I’m also still preparing for my first tour next month. Eventually, I’d like to add weekends back to the schedule, too, but I’d also like to figure out my schedule and workload first.

This is really a dream come true, and I’ve been struggling to get here for a year. All I ask of you, fellow Readers, is to take a moment to either recommend this site to others, or to pitch in and buy a book or two to help keep this site (and Mark Watches) running. It’s not free for me anymore; with the new server, it costs about $200 a month to keep my sites online. I can’t put up a donation button because I don’t want to get banned from PayPal like Regretsy did, so even if you don’t even necessarily want a book, it helps to pitch in. But only if you can! This site will always remain free FOREVER and you should never feel guilty if you can’t provide monetary support!

I’m embarking on a personal experiment, and the tour is part of that. I might as well ride this out as long as I can. I hope that this works out for all of us, and I am ecstatic to be able to hang out around here all day. Plus, now I have time to sit down and write my actual book that I’ve been working on, and – well, one day, we’ll get there.

Thank you all for making this possible. You are lovely fans to have, and I hope to meet a lot of you in 2012, end of the world be damned!

Mark (Who Does Stuff)

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring’: Book Two, Chapter 6

In the sixth chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, grief and sorrow must be cast aside as the Company presses on. They are surprised by a pleasant discovery in Lothlórien, and it’s the first sign of hope on their journey. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring’: Book Two, Chapter 5

In the fifth chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, everyone is unprepared forever and ever. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring’: Book Two, Chapter 4

In the fourth chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME. REALLY??? If you’re intrigued, then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring’: Book Two, Chapter 3

In the third chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, the group of Nine depart south and it takes all of five pages for everything to be an utter disaster. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring’: Book Two, Chapter 2

In the second chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, the Council of Elrond begins and Gandalf tells a story that rivals John Galt in length. Don’t worry, it’s actually good. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring’: Book Two, Chapter 1

In the first chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, Frodo’s rescue brings about a round of reunions that are both exciting and depressing. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring’: Chapter 12

In the twelfth chapter of The Fellowship of the Ring, BY MY BEARD, THIS IS SO INTENSE. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring’: Chapter 11

In the eleventh chapter of The Fellowship of the Ring, the hobbits and Aragorn set out to avoid being captured by the Black Riders. Aragorn bores everyone with a poem, and it’s totally done on purpose to distract you from the huge WTF at the end. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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