Category Archives: The Fellowship of the Ring

Mark Reads ‘The Return of the King': Chapter 4

In the fourth chapter of The Return of the King, this is severely fucked up and upsetting. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring': Book Two, Chapter 10

In the tenth chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, Frodo makes a difficult decision when he is confronted by Boromir. All of this could have been avoided if he’d had a sassy gay friend. Intrigued? … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring': Book Two, Chapter 9

In the ninth chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, I am so astounded that I did not figure out that one thing because now I realize it’s not even like it was hidden from me. … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring': Book Two, Chapter 8

In the eighth chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, the Company bids goodbye to the Elves as they head into the uncertainty of the future. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring': Book Two, Chapter 7

In the seventh chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, I cannot even begin to summarize the amount of mind fucks that have just happened. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring': Book Two, Chapter 6

In the sixth chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, grief and sorrow must be cast aside as the Company presses on. They are surprised by a pleasant discovery in Lothl├│rien, and it’s the first sign … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring': Book Two, Chapter 5

In the fifth chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, everyone is unprepared forever and ever. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring': Book Two, Chapter 4

In the fourth chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME. REALLY??? If you’re intrigued, then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring': Book Two, Chapter 3

In the third chapter of the second book of The Fellowship of the Ring, the group of Nine depart south and it takes all of five pages for everything to be an utter disaster. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘The Fellowship of the Ring': Book Two, Chapter 2

In the second chapter of the second book of┬áThe Fellowship of the Ring, the Council of Elrond begins and Gandalf tells a story that rivals John Galt in length. Don’t worry, it’s actually good. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark … Continue reading

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