Official Splits for the entirety of the Discworld novels!

This probably should have happened ages ago, but here’s an ongoing archive of all the splits for the Discworld novels, starting with The Color of Magic and going (eventually) to the very last book.

Below you can find the books, in publication order, and the splits Mark has used to read them. To make it easier to follow, the beginning and ending lines aren’t ciphered — at this point, there are 16 23 books already split, and I don’t feel like rot13ing that much text! (Also, as we get further into the books, the beginning and ending lines become fewer and fewer words, so it’s less spoilsome.) Additionally, these contain page numbers (with the ISBN of the book the numbers should be from) and approximate Kindle locations.

NOTE: The Google Doc with the current splits will still be maintained in the same fashion as it has all along — with read books being removed and extra time notations as necessary. Look to the Google Doc for current and immediately upcoming splits, and look here for the permanent record of them, as it were.


1. The Colour of Magic
split by secretlyliteral and Ladylark
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 0062225677

1. pg. 1 – pg. 17, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 51-277)
From: In a distant and second hand set of dimensions…
To: Being Ymor’s right hand man was like being gently flogged to death with scented bootlaces.

2. pg. 17 – pg. 42, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 277-608)
From: The twin city of Ankh-Morpork, foremost of all the cities bounding the Circle Sea…
To: …the bird that had brought the earlier message to the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork flapped gently back to its home.

3. pg. 43 – pg. 61, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 608-849)
From: Rincewind looked at the tiny square of glass in astonishment.
To: Something with hundreds of tiny feet.

4. pg. 61 – pg. 87, 26 pages (Kindle locations approximately 849-1139)
From: With only his home-made phrase book to help him…
To: Together they turned their steeds and galloped towards ancient Ankh, and honest enchantments.

5. pg. 88 – pg. 102, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1143-1316)
From: The road from Ankh-Morpork to Chirm is high, white and winding
To: ‘Do you believe you have a choice?’ she asked.

6. pg. 102 – pg. 116, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1317-1502)
From: A staircase broad as a major highway wound up through the tree…
To: …but that was time enough for one spell to leap from it and settle in his memory like a toad in a stone.

7. pg. 117 – 134, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1502-1735)
From: ‘Then what?’ said Twoflower.
To: ‘I’ll get you yet, cully,’ said Death, in the voice like the slamming of leaden coffin lids, ‘see if I don’t.’

8. pg. 135 – pg. 160, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1740-2069)
From: It was called the Wyrmberg and it rose almost one half of a mile above the green valley…
To: … He let go.

9. pg. 160 – pg. 179, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2070-2302)
From: Twoflower grabbed the bars and pulled himself up.
To: And the dragon, curving gracefully at the top of his flight, gave a lazy flip of his wings and soared through a cavemouth into the morning air.

10. pg. 179 – pg. 201, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2303-2589)
From: At noon, in a wide green meadow on the lush tableland that was the top of the impossibly-balanced Wyrmberg…
To: Later on, they used it as a raft.

11. pg. 202 – pg. 224, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2593-2877)
From: It had been a long time in the making.
To: ‘Isn’t it obvious?’ snapped the troll. ‘I fell off the edge!’

12. pg. 224 – pg. 244, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2878-3140)
From: He told them of the world of Bathys, somewhere among the stars…
To: …an area of the Disc so dry that it actually has negative rainfall, which he nevertheless considered uncomfortably damp.

13. pg. 244 – pg. 260, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3141-3348)
From: ‘Have you tried the door?’
To: ‘Thanks a lot,’ he said bitterly.

14. pg. 260 – pg. 277, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3349-3560)
From: At the very edge of the city and country of Krull was a large semi-circular amphitheatre…
To: There didn’t seem to be any alternative.


2. The Light Fantastic
split by secretlyliteral, Ladylark, rukbat3, and nanceoir
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 0552128481

1. pg. 7 – pg. 28, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 21-254)
From: The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn’t sure it was worth all the effort.
To: Up to now, he’d thought the day couldn’t possibly get worse.

2. pg. 28 – pg. 48, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 255-486)
From: It began to rain a particularly wet and cold rain
To: Hot water, good detishtry, and shoft lavatory paper

3. pg. 49 – pg. 69, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 487-722)
From: Brilliant octarine light flared in the forge
To: He managed to get through the door just in time.

4. pg. 69 – pg. 89, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 723-947)
From: ‘Rincewind?’ Rincewind opened his eyes.
To: ‘Druids?’ said Trymon. ‘I wonder…'”

5. pg. 89 – pg. 107, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 948-1151)
From: ‘Are you all right?’ said Twoflower.
To: …heading across the snow as straight as a searchlight

6. pg. 107 – pg. 133, 26 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1152-1463)
From: ‘A necromancer!’ said Rincewind
To: …he repeated a trifle uncertainly.”

7. pg. 133 – pg. 151, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1464-1668)
From: Mention has already been made…
To: …because somebody hit him

8. pg. 151 – pg. 171, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1669-1903)
From: The Disc’s little moon…
To: ‘Gosh, there’s a wonderful view from up here!’

9. pg. 172 – pg. 191, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1904-2121)
From: It took them half an hour to get down.
To: ‘we’ll just have to hope she’s shtrong enough’

10. pg. 191 – pg. 216, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2121-2415)
From: Around noon the following day..
To: He was about to wake up.

11. pg. 216 – pg. 239, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2416-2687)
From: There have been three general theories…
To: If you’re coming.”

12. pg. 239 – pg. 262, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2688-2948)
From: And so it was that Rincewind, Twoflower and Bethan entered Unseen University.
To: …a flash of octarine light.

13. pg. 262 – pg. 285, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2948-3209)
From: Then Twoflower was alone…
To: Which soon became a glint among the stars, and disappeared.


3. Equal Rites
split by notemily, Ladylark, rukbat3, and nanceoir
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 9780062225696

1. pg. 1 – pg. 15, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 25-196)
From: This is a story about magic …
To: … like a rake in the grass.

2. pg. 15 – pg. 39, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 196-475)
From: Winter came round again …
To: … and they weren’t about to start now.

3. pg. 39 – pg. 57, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 476-698)
From: She arrived back at the cottage …
To: … didn’t regain consciousness for several hours.

4. pg. 57 – pg. 80, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 698-967)
From: When she reached the cottage …
To: “… what they’ll make of her,” she said.

5. pg. 80 – pg. 102, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 967-1219)
From: And so it was that …
To: … turned into something nasty.

6. pg. 102 – pg. 127, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1219-1514)
From: Esk wandered aimlessly through the gray streets …
To: “Hey! You!”

7. pg. 127 – pg. 146, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1515-1748)
From: Granny Weatherwax was in trouble
To: –and the landscape blurred.

8. pg. 146 – pg. 167, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1749-1990)
From: It was really quite a short trip…
To: She squinted hard at the statue and concentrated …

9. pg. 167 – pg. 181, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1991-2159)
From: The great doors of Unseen University …
To: … beginning to run out of imagination.

10. pg. 182 – pg. 198, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2159-2355)
From: The broom whisked down the corridor …
To: … with murder in its heartwood.

11. pg. 198 – pg. 223, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately (2356-2658)
From: The boy lay on a hard bed …
To: But she had no choice.

12. pg. 223 – pg. 242, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2658-2887)
From: Something else was happening …
To: “… move your hands.”

13. pg. 242 – pg. 264, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2887-3151)
From: Rain gushed across the leads …
To: … completely washed away.


4. Mort
split by notemily, TDM, Mort, rukbat3, and nanceoir
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 0062225715

1. pg. 1 – pg. 19, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 19-247)
From: This is the bright candlelit room …
To: But, somehow, he couldn’t remember exactly why.

2. pg. 19 – pg. 39, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 248-503)
From: Mort listened to the clatter of stone …
To: … Death was trying to wink.

3. pg. 39 – pg. 55, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 503-713)
From: In a landscape that owed nothing to time and space …
To: A SHARP EDGE.

4. pg. 55 – pg. 70, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 714-903)
From: Days passed, …
To: … the Patrician’s champion racehorse.

5. pg. 70 – pg. 87, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 904-1107)
From: The horse wasn’t as fine …
To: … launched itself towards the stars.

6. pg. 87 – pg. 112, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1108-1409)
From: Great silent streamers of blue and green flame …
To: … remembers the magic word!

7. pg. 112 – pg. 135, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1410-1692)
From: Keli had been to official functions …
To: … thee day’s your own.

8. pg. 135 – pg. 154, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1692-1905)
From: Mort thought that history was thrashing around …
To: “Fut up!”

9. pg. 154 – pg. 176, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1905-2182)
From: Mort passed night watchmen …
To: … but he was enjoying it.

10. pg. 176 – pg. 197, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2183-2442)
From: “You couldn’t be sure it would work!”
To: And then he could stop all this worrying and go to slee….

11. pg. 197 – pg. 219, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2442-2718)
From: “And what was your previous position?”
To: Not much realler at all.

12. pg. 219 – pg. 239 , 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2719-2957)
From: “Are you sure?” said Albert …
To: … and we haven’t much time.

13. pg. 239 – pg. 259, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2957-3198)
From: Albert materialized in the center …
To: “No need to get carried away,” he said.

14. pg. 259 – pg. 276, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3198-3403)
From: In the silence a larger than usual sand dune …
To: … and carried on shrinking.

15. pg. 276 – pg. 295, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3403-3664)
From: The front door opened.
To: I prefer au revoir, he said.


5. Sourcery
split by notemily, Ladylark, rukbat3, and nanceoir
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 9780062225726

1. pg. 1 – pg. 22, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 22-306)
From: There was a man and he had eight sons.
To: It would turn out to be the most important missed meal of his life.

2. pg. 22 – pg. 45, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 306-612)
From: Further along the University wall …
To: … if anything happened to it.

3. pg. 45 – pg. 66, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 613-896)
From: In fact the hat had …
To: That’s the whole point.

4. pg. 66 – pg. 85, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 896-1170)
From: Sinister gray mists rolled through …
To: He pointed the staff.

5. pg. 86 – pg. 105, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1171-1434)
From: The temporal ruler of the sprawling city of Ankh-Morpork …
To: … they were taking away their livelihood as well.

6. pg. 105 – pg. 122, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1434-1660)
From: A bucket of water splashed …
To: … Spelter peered inside.

7. pg. 122 – pg. 143, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1661-1940)
From: Rincewind stared.
To: Now he had their full attention.

8. pg. 143 – pg. 163, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1940-2215)
From: What is this place?
To: Woolly underwear?

9. pg. 163 – pg. 178, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2216-2434)
From: Strange things were happening …
To: “Erm,” he said, “excuse me…”

10. pg. 179 – pg. 197, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2435-2692)
From: “It seems a shame,” said a small wizard.
To: He was wearing the Archchancellor’s hat.

11. pg. 197 – pg. 216, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2693-2493)
From: The desert fried under the flame of the sun.
To: … but what it needed more than anything else now was its owner.

12. pg. 216 – pg. 234, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2944-3208)
From: It was easy to see that the room …
To: It could be dangerous.

13. pg. 234 – pg. 254, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3209-3484)
From: They stumbled after her …
To: They are not necessarily very good at it.

14. pg. 255 – pg. 275, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3485-3764)
From: Rincewind sat dejectedly …
To: “Marvelous,” said Nijel weakly.

15. pg. 275 – pg. 295, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3764-4043)
From: Weight doesn’t come into it.
To: All the wizards were wazards.

16. pg. 295 – pg. 309, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4044-4237)
From: “War?” “Wazzat?”
To: … the Sto Plain, studded with cities, lay helpless before it.

17. pg. 309 – pg. 326, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4238-4473)
From: Rincewind sidled toward the nearest Thing …
To: There would always be another morning.


6. Wyrd Sisters
split by notemily, Ladylark, nanceoir, rukbat3, and TamarYasdnil
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 0062225731

1. pg. 1 – pg. 16, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 15-328)
From: The wind howled.
To: …was a plate of kidneys.

2. pg. 17 – pg. 32, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 329-636)
From: A damp dawn flooded across the landscape…
To: You mean in the pub?

3. pg. 32 – pg. 46, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 636-911)
From: It was cold and drafty…
To: …”tell me about witches…”

4. pg. 47 – pg. 61, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 912-1186)
From: That night the Fool slept…
To: Put it back.

5. pg. 61 – pg. 77, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1187-1509)
From: The Disc rolled into winter.
To: “Run aaaalonggg…”

6. pg. 77 – pg. 92, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1510-1777)
From: Granny went home alone…
To: “Oh, bugger,” she said.

7. pg. 92 – pg. 106, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1778-2039)
From: It was a full moon again that night…
To: “I feel I owe you an explanation…”

8. pg. 106 – pg. 123, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2040-2382)
From: “Thank you,” said Granny Weatherwax…
To: “…wyrd sisters,” he said softly.

9. pg. 123 – pg. 136, 13 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2383-2645)
From: Granny Weatherwax stalked through the passages…
To: …that were more menacing than teeth.

10. pg. 136 – pg. 149, 13 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2646-2907)
From: The duke smiled out over the forest.
To: He was sure it shouldn’t do that.

11. pg. 149 – pg. 164, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2907-3196)
From: Magrat hovered on her broomstick…
To: …but they were too late, too late…

12. pg. 164 – pg. 179, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3197-3491)
From: “I still reckon you were up to something”…
To: …Tomjon laid a cautioning hand on his head.

13. pg. 180 – pg. 195, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3492-3818)
From: The boy turned the card over.
To: The rest of the time we need wages.

14. pg. 195 – pg. 207, 12 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3819-4057)
From: “It’s a good play”…
To: “In moderation.”

15. pg. 207 – pg. 219, 12 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4058-4311)
From: “I think,” said Tomjon, “that we’re lost.”
To: “In case you want to wash your hair.”

16. pg. 219 – pg. 233, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4312-4589)
From: The castle was full of people…
To: “Break your own leg,” she muttered.

17. pg. 233 – pg. 247, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4590-4895)
From: Hwel stood in the wings…
To: It started to rain.

18. pg. 247 – pg. 265, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4895-5258)
From: Ramtop rain has a curiously penetrative quality…
To: …they went home.


7. Pyramids
split by flootzavut, notemily, rukbat3, and nanceoir
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 1473200148

1. pg. 2 – pg. 20, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 23-263)
From: The Book of Going Forth
To: …fail to inhume you.

2. pg. 20 – pg. 38, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 264-516)
From: He’d been moving…
To: He knew he couldn’t.

3. pg. 39 – pg. 54, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 517-722)
From: Octeday afternoons…
To: There was a tiny dot in the center of it.

4. pg. 54 – pg. 72, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 723-978)
From: The late King Teppicymon XXVII…
To: …he ate his breakfast again.

5. pg. 74 – pg. 85, 11 pages (Kindle locations approximately 983-1133)
From: The Book of the Dead
To: Never have descendants.

6. pg. 85 – pg. 102, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1134-1379)
From: And then there was the Great Pyramid itself.
To: …a very high class of obscure dream.

7. pg. 103 – pg. 121, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1380-1647)
From: Another day dawned…
To: Ah. Yes.

8. pg. 122 – pg. 140, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1648-1915)
From: It was quite complicated.
To: …to make sure they’re getting it absolutely right.

9. pg. 141 – pg. 157, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1915-2151)
From: King Teppicymon XXVII’s casket lay in state.
To: …who wasn’t the best of company.

10. pg. 157 – pg. 174, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2152-2386)
From: The breeze was stronger…
To: …a dung beetle bigger than worlds.

11. pg. 176 – pg. 195, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2391-2647)
From: The Book of the New Son
To: …you’re the biggest bloody authority on everything.

12. pg. 195 – pg. 214, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2648-2923)
From: The Gods of the Old Kingdom were awakening.
To: …how are you with a sledgehammer?

13. pg. 215 – pg. 236, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2924-3234)
From: Copolymer, the greatest storyteller in the history of the world…
To: …and staggered off to bed.

14. pg. 236 – pg. 252, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3234-3449)
From: Teppic dreamed.
To: …headed back to their own sides.

15. pg. 254 – pg. 268, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3454-3649)
From: The Book of 101 Things a Boy Can Do
To: …the torch was burning backward.

16. pg. 268 – pg. 285, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3650-3881)
From: The Old Kingdom lay stretched out…
To: …wedged between two black marble slabs.

17. pg. 285 – pg. 300, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3882-4086)
From: The pyramid pulsed under Teppic…
To: It really worked.

18. pg. 300 – pg. 314, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4087-4282)
From: Chidder lay on a daybed…
To: …Dios went forth.


8. Guards! Guards!
split by HistorianNina, rukbat3, and nanceoir
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 0552134627

1. pg. 9 – pg. 32, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 25-299)
From: This is where the dragons went.
To: It rolled a six.

2. pg. 32 – pg. 51, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 300-537)
From: Now pull back briefly from the dripping streets of Ankh-Morpork…
To: …the little heap of black ash into the mud.

3. pg. 51 – pg. 70, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 538-763)
From: The Supreme Grand Master opened his eyes.
To: …and turned his attention once again to his screwdriver.

4. pg. 70 – pg. 91, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 764-1021)
From: Men like Corporal Nobbs…
To: …and swung away into the darkness.

5. pg. 91 – pg. 116, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1021-1311)
From: The Supreme Grand Master raised his hands.
To: …to go to the Watch for help, he thought bitterly.

6. pg. 116 – pg. 135, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1312-1539)
From: Scoone Avenue was a wide, tree-lined, and incredibly select part of Ankh…
To: …it’s flown into mine…

7. pg. 135 – pg. 157, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1540-1810)
From: By the time he reached the river…
To: …waiting until your fingers were burned off.

8. pg. 157 – pg. 175, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1810-2029)
From: The setting sun spread out on the horizon…
To: And awoke to the sound of a mob.

9. pg. 175 – pg. 195, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2029-2273)
From: Lady Ramkin drawing herself up haughtily…
To: Not in my city.

10. pg. 195 – pg. 217, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2274-2540)
From: In fact the Shades were not a problem.
To: …what you really need is a ball of string.

11. pg. 217 – pg. 238, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2541-2794)
From: Now the rain was trying hard.
To: …congratulations.

12. pg. 238 – pg. 260, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2795-3064)
From: Apart from the Supreme Grand Master…
To: …Vimes let him go.

13. pg. 260 – pg. 282, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3064-3318)
From: In another time and place…
To: …and grinned in the darkness.

14. pg. 282 – pg. 309, 27 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3319-3657)
From: Outside, bonfires flared in the dusk.
To: And under his breath he said, “Any of them get out?”

15. pg. 309 – pg. 330, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3658-3913)
From: Sergeant Colon finished the proclamation…
To: That’s ‘cos we’re intelligent.

16. pg. 330 – pg. 356, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3914-4226)
From: Vimes landed in damp straw…
To: …were exactly a million-to-one.

17. pg. 356 – pg. 371, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4227-4410)
From: The fireball rose…
To: You know you said prisoners weren’t to be molested, sir…

18. pg. 371 – pg. 394, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4411-4690)
From: It was quite a large and heavy roof timber…
To: There’s a good fellow.

19. pg. 394 – pg. 412, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4691-4909)
From: In the dark and drafty cave…
To: But then, what does?


9. Eric
split by Erica, rukbat3, and nanceoir
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 0062237330

1. pg. 1 – pg. 26, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 26-362)
From: The bees of Death…
To: …has a headache at you.

2. pg. 26 – pg. 46, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 363-622)
From: Demons have existed…
To: “What else did you expect?”

3. pg. 46 – pg. 63, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 623-858)
From: And there was feasting…
To: …with lots of legs.

4. pg. 63 – pg. 77, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 859-1044)
From: The Demon King drummed his fingers on the desk.
To: “The chief would like a word with you.”

5. pg. 77 – pg. 95, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1045-1297)
From: Some talk of Alexander…
To: This time it worked.

6. pg. 95 – pg. 114, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1298-1567)
From: Astfgl sat back.
To: …a little extra cream in it.

7. pg. 115 – pg. 130, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1568-1785)
From: Traveling by magic…
To: And another voice said, “Wossname? Wossname?”

8. pg. 130 – pg. 148, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1786-2034)
From: “Where are they!”
To: Of a sort.


10. Moving Pictures
split by rukbat3
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 0552152943

1. pg. 11–33, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 24-355)
From: Watch…
To: …we’ve been going there… all this time.

2. pg. 33–63, 30 pages (Kindle locations approximately 356-795)
From: Several thousand miles under Silverfish…
To: Silverfish’s card.

3. pg. 63–84, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 796-1110)
From: No. 1 Holy Wood turned out to be…
To: “…could sell anything,” said Victor.

4. pg. 84–107, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1111-1468)
From: The next morning was bright and clear…
To: …watched him thoughtfully.

5. pg. 107–126, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1469-1756)
From: It was two hours after midnight.
To: Victor had gone.

6. pg. 126–146, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1757-2073)
From: “I don’t know nuffin…”
To: “That’s what I call shootin’!”

7. pg. 146–164, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2075-2366)
From: Victor turned over.
To: …was a tiny golden star.

8. pg. 165–188, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2367-2730)
From: In the heartlands of the great dark continent…
To: “…when Dibbler’s just got a mouthful of food’d be favorite.”

9. pg. 188–205, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2731-2980)
From: Holy Wood Hill bustled like an ant heap.
To: It dreamed of waking up.

10. pg. 205–226, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2981-3285)
From: Ruby damped down the fires…
To: …with great care, wrote: blown away.

11. pg. 226–242, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3286-3536)
From: Victor tossed and turned…
To: …doing our thinking for us.

12. pg. 242–261, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3537-3820)
From: “You just don’t know how to behave,”…
To: …party, under the stars.

13. pg. 261–283, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3821-4156)
From: The velvet sheet of the night…
To: …stay in your seat for the second house.

14. pg. 283–302, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4157-4452)
From: Candlelight flickered in the University corridor.
To: …the fog thickened…

15. pg. 302–323, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4453-4781)
From: The posters for Blown Away had been circulating…
To: …sand dunes, and ancient myths, and lobsters.

16. pg. 324–350, 26 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4783-5183)
From: Map-making had never been a precise art on the Discworld.
To: “Way-hey! Draw it mild!”

17. pg. 350–366, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5184-5429)
From: …whumm…whumm…
To: “Go and get the handleman,” he said.

18. pg. 366–383, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5430-5677)
From: The land around Ankh-Morpork is fertile …
To: “I’ll walk you home.”

19. pg. 383–396, 13 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5678-5874)
From: Holy Wood’s own magic …
To: THE END


11. Reaper Man
split by Meershooptier, rain_of_stars, and rukbat3
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 1407034774

1. pg. 9 – pg. 25, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 21-264)
From: The Morris Dance is common…
To: I am going to spend it.

2. pg. 25 – pg. 46, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 266-547)
From: The party was in full swing.
To: …could reasonably contain.

3. pg. 46 – pg. 67, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 548-844)
From: Plop. Plop
To: Everything was someone else’s problem now.

4. pg. 67 – pg. 87, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 845-1129)
From: The wizards crouched outside…
To: Not very happy at all.

5. pg. 87 – pg. 111, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1130-1458)
From: A great formless cloud of Life…
To: …subject it to analysis.

6. pg. 111 – pg. 129, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1459-1728)
From: Night drifted across the world…
To: It’s like the difference between off-the-peg and bespoke.

7. pg. 129 – pg. 155, 26 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1729-2109)
From: The metallic sounds stopped…
To: Then he went back to the barn, and slept.

8. pg. 155 – pg. 177, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2110-2440)
From: Bill Door hadn’t been aware…
To: She is living on borrowed time, he said.

9. pg. 177 – pg. 194, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2441-2716)
From: There was an old forge…
To: These damn things are turning up everywhere.

10. pg. 195 – pg. 219, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2717-3072)
From: The wizards ran down the corridor.
To: But hatch into what?

11. pg. 219 – pg. 240, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3073-3386)
From: Mustrum Ridcully trotted into his study…
To: He straightened up. Bugger that.

12. pg. 240 – pg. 261, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3388-3695)
From: The hail rumbled on the roof…
To: …and turn around slowly.

13. pg. 261 – pg. 284, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3696-4020)
From: Something within the city…
To: Possibly not, he said.

14. pg. 284 – pg. 303, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4022-4310)
From: More trolleys appeared…
To: …relaxed his determined grip on a beam.

15. pg. 304 – pg. 328, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4311-4668)
From: Windle Poons brought both…
To: …I personally would go to bed with it.

16. pg. 328 – pg. 351, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4669-5025)
From: One of the nice things…
To: …all this will be again.


12. Witches Abroad
split by HistorianNina and rukbat3
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 0552152943

1. pg. 1 – pg. 24, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 25-346)
From: This is the Discworld, which…
To: …got lost,” said Old Mother Dismass.

2. pg. 24 – pg. 40, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 347-575)
From: Hurker the poacher shovelled…
To: Now trying spyin’ on me.

3. pg. 40 – pg. 60, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 576-860)
From: It never seemed possible…
To: There generally is.

4. pg. 60 – pg. 82, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 861-1176)
From: Some time around dawn…
To: …to play with.

5. pg. 82 – pg. 100, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1177-1430)
From: Genua was a fairytale city.
To: …still expects us to eat them!

6. pg. 100 – pg. 126, 26 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1431-1799)
From: It might later have been possible…
To: …and a broomstick,” said Granny.

7. pg. 126 – pg. 150, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1800-2151)
From: Magrat and Nanny Ogg were waiting…
To: …of the big bad wolf.

8. pg. 150 – pg. 170, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2152-2451)
From: It was an hour later.
To: And now…open…

9. pg. 171 – pg. 189, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2452-2706)
From: The broomsticks drifted…
To: Preferably with rum and bananas in it.

10. pg. 189 – pg. 209, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2707-2989)
From: The house wasn’t hard to find.
To: That’s just what the other one said, too.

11. pg. 209 – pg. 229, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2990-3286)
From: Granny Weatherwax sat in her…
To: …have to see about that.

12. pg. 229 – pg. 253, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3287-3630)
From: Green twilight…
To: …go to the ball.

13. pg. 253 – pg. 273, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3631-3922)
From: The coach cornered…
To: Oh. I say!

14. pg. 273 – pg. 297, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3923-4254)
From: Nothing to this dancing…
To: …and leaned against it.

15. pg. 297 – pg. 319, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4255-4584)
From: Ember’s bound…
To: They don’t care what happens next…

16. pg. 319 – pg. 342, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4585-4918)
From: Nanny Ogg panted along…
To: …and saw the elephant.


13. Small Gods
split by Meershooptier and rukbat3
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 0061092177

1. pg. 1 – pg. 21, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 22-324)
From: Now consider the tortoise and the eagle.
To: Great days!

2. pg. 21 – pg. 39, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 325-614)
From: Many feel they are called…
To: “Now do you believe me?” said the tortoise.

3. pg. 39 – pg. 58, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 615-917)
From: There was a bit of a breeze…
To: …think at the same time.

4. pg. 58 – pg. 80, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 918-1266)
From: Anyone could go…
To: …God had found.

5. pg. 80 – pg. 99, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1267-1580)
From: Fri’it was trying to pray.
To: “Just as you say, sir.” “Yes.”

6. pg. 100 – pg. 120, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1581-1902)
From: Brutha lay on his back…
To: They were known for it.

7. pg. 120 – pg. 144, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1903-2284)
From: Next day the ship rounded…
To: Let’s get back.

8. pg. 144 – pg. 163, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2285-2595)
From: In the middle of the night…
To: …you’d know that, of course.

9. pg. 163 – pg. 184, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2596-2944)
From: The Library of Ephebe was—before…
To: …you will burn the Library.

10. pg. 184 – pg. 205, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2946-3286)
From: Didactylos was blind…
To: You can do that when we return.

11. pg. 205 – pg. 225, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3287-3612)
From: Urn prodded at…
To: The desert couldn’t go on forever.

12. pg. 225 – pg. 247, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3614-3968)
From: The sun set fast.
To: …silence of their stares.

13. pg. 247 – pg. 268, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3969-4296)
From: Each drop took minutes.
To: …voices of all the small gods.

14. pg. 268 – pg. 290, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4297-4653)
From: St. Ungulant, on…
To: …slid down the other side.

15. pg. 290 – pg. 310, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4654-4963)
From: Preparations for the…
To: “You don’t know?” he said.

16. pg. 310 – pg. 329, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4964-5287)
From: The sky was blue.
To: “It should do,” said Brutha.

17. pg. 330 – pg. 344, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5288-5516)
From: Something like a golden comet…
To: …watched them walk away.


14. Lords and Ladies
split by Meershooptier and rukbat3
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 147320027X

1. pg. 1 – pg. 14, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 31-209)
From: Now read on…
To: For about five minutes.

2. pg. 14 – pg. 31, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 210-453)
From: There was a badger…
To: …wasn’t anything very important.

3. pg. 31 – pg. 48, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 454-686)
From: Another world, another castle…
To: “So that’ll be four tickets, then?” said Ridcully.

4. pg. 48 – pg. 68, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 687-979)
From: Granny Weatherwax set…
To: Explains it all, that does.

5. pg. 68 – pg. 89, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 980-1266)
From: There used to be…
To: He doesn’t have much to say, does he?

6. pg. 89 – pg. 107, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1267-1520)
From: The coach rattled across…
To: …as nature got close to him.

7. pg. 107 – pg. 125, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1521-1783)
From: Crop circles opened everywhere.
To: That’s the thing about quantum.

8. pg. 126 – pg. 142, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1784-2023)
From: It was early morning.
To: “Gytha!” “Coming.”

9. pg. 142 – pg. 162, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2024-2307)
From: Elves are wonderful.
To: And dreamed…

10. pg. 162 – pg. 175, 13 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2308-2500)
From: Lancre is cut off…
To: …if you were lucky, you would die.

11. pg. 175 – pg. 195, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2500-2779)
From: Magrat was brought breakfast…
To: …reason. Granny Weatherwax smiled.

12. pg. 195 – pg. 211, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2780-3000)
From: Millie Chillum and the king…
To: Lucky you were going bald, eh?

13. pg. 211 – pg. 231, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3001-3270)
From: In the darkness of her sickroom…
To: …make it through the knight.

14. pg. 231 – pg. 248, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3271-3513)
From: Elves prowled…
To: …it sprayed across the street.

15. pg. 249 – pg. 267, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3514-3774)
From: Jason Ogg crawled…
To: …look like your picture.

16. pg. 267 – pg. 282, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3775-4002)
From: In a narrow little valley…
To: …where an Ogg follows.

17. pg. 283 – pg. 301, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4003-4259)
From: Magrat stepped out…
To: …high in the blue sky.

18. pg. 301 – pg. 312, 11 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4260-4420)
From: Ponder and the Librarian…
To: Wack-fol-a-diddle, etc.

19. pg. 312 – pg. 327, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4421-4635)
From: The bride and groom…
To: …only the silence of the elves.


15. Men at Arms
split by Erica and rukbat3
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 0061092193

1. pg. 1 – pg. 25, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 19-414)
From: Corporal Carrot, Ankh-Morpork city Guard…
To: But it does.

2. pg. 25 – pg. 47, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 415-774)
From: While Here’n’now…
To: And then the world exploded.

3. pg. 47 – pg. 69, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 775-1145)
From: The Watch had left…
To: They did blow up a dragon!

4. pg. 69 – pg. 88, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1146-1473)
From: The most dangerous man…
To: …have the desired effect…

5. pg. 89 – pg. 109, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1474-1832)
From: There’s a bar…
To: “…even–” “Shut up.”

6. pg. 109 – pg. 125, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1833-2108)
From: This unrest is…
To: We’re going to find out.

7. pg. 125 – pg. 144, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2109-2429)
From: The river Ankh is…
To: “…Vimes?” Kill him.

8. pg. 144 – pg. 164, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2430-2761)
From: Angua woke up.
To: What’s happening? What are you going to do about it?

9. pg. 164 – pg. 186, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2762-3132)
From: Cuddy and Detritus were proceeding…
To: …three rats!

10. pg. 186 – pg. 204, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3133-3436)
From: Lord Vetinari had…
To: …the world of men.

11. pg. 204 – pg. 225, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3437-3805)
From: “Oh, no,” said Sergeant Colon.
To: No more Night Watch?

12. pg. 225 – pg. 242, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3806-4113)
From: It’s generally very quiet…
To: “…defend the city,” said Carrot.

13. pg. 243 – pg. 264, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4114-4497)
From: People were streaming…
To: I bet it does.

14. pg. 264 – pg. 286, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4498-4884)
From: Are you often…
To: …later. Everyone looked at Carrot.

15. pg. 286 – pg. 307, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4885-5244)
From: Gaspode sniffed a lamppost.
To: …bread and newspapers.

16. pg. 307 – pg. 323, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5245-5498)
From: Corporal Carrot awoke…
To: It was just a rope.

17. pg. 323 – pg. 343, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5499-5850)
From: Gaspode looked up…
To: …the less circuitous thinker.

18. pg. 343 – pg. 363, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5851-6181)
From: A match flared.
To: I just had to hope.

19. pg. 363 – pg. 377, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 6182-6426)
From: It was two days later.
To: …it could have been a lot worse.


16. Soul Music
split by secretlyliteral and rukbat3
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 0061054895

1. pg. 1 – pg. 23, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 15-390)
From: This is a story about memory.
To: …felt their departure.

2. pg. 23 – pg. 42, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 391-769)
From: Imp had already…
To: …about the harp.

3. pg. 42 – pg. 64, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 770-1159)
From: Susan awoke.
To: “…allegorical,” said the raven.

4. pg. 64 – pg. 82, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1160-1487)
From: No one had taught…
To: …him right away.

5. pg. 82 – pg. 101, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1488-1856)
From: Susan awoke, and…
To: He’s … important…

6. pg. 101 – pg. 122, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1858-2248)
From: The moon hung…
To: …on properly.

7. pg. 123 – pg. 140, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2248-2569)
From: Albert was in…
To: …into the house.

8. pg. 140 – pg. 160, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2570-2924)
From: No. I cannot…
To: …on the tabletop.

9. pg. 160 – pg. 181, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2925-3315)
From: The moon shone…
To: He’d never lived.

10. pg. 181 – pg. 197, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3316-3626)
From: Blert Wheedown…
To: “…Dean,” he said.

11. pg. 197 – pg. 217, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3627-4021)
From: “Good gried,” breathed…
To: …gibbered to himself.

12. pg. 217 – pg. 237, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4023-4420)
From: Ridcully walked…
To: …other side of the road.

13. pg. 237 – pg. 255, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4421-4761)
From: Buddy lay looking…
To: …threw him into the river.

14. pg. 255 – pg. 273, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4762-5100)
From: In the giant…
To: “…was there,” said Buddy.

15. pg. 273 – pg. 285, 12 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5101-5338)
From: The raven snored…
To: …to think about gravity.

16. pg. 285 – pg. 303, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5339-5675)
From: Hello? Albert?
To: …and over the gorge.

17. pg. 303 – pg. 326, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5676-6110)
From: There was a haystack…
To: But now it swung.

18. pg. 326 – pg. 350, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 6111-6575)
From: Ponder peered…
To: …shall we?

19. pg. 350 – pg. 373, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 6576-6997)
From: There was a friction…
To: It’s here to stay.


17. Interesting Times
split by AnnGalla and rukbat3
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 1473200229

1. pg. 0 – pg. 18, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 16-297)
From: There is a curse…
To: …on their hat?

2. pg. 18 – pg. 35, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 298-572)
From: A few bubbles…
To: …know that one.

3. pg. 35 – pg. 55, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 572-883)
From: Magic isn’t…
To: …probably just as well.

4. pg. 55 – pg. 76, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 884-1219)
From: The first thing that…
To: …chain around his neck.

5. pg. 76 – pg. 94, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1219-1498)
From: It was barely…
To: …were three of them.

6. pg. 94 – pg. 112, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1498-1781)
From: The Luggage trotted…
To: …much wanted to do.

7. pg. 112 – pg. 132, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1781-2117)
From: “When you’re ready, Teach?”
To: …old-fashioned “Hey, you!”

8. pg. 132 – pg. 151, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2117-2432)
From: The Silver Horde wandered…
To: Especially for yours.

9. pg. 151 – pg. 169, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2432-2721)
From: Fountains tinkled…
To: …anticipation.

10. pg. 169 – pg. 187, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2722-3017)
From: Mad Hamish’s wheelchair caused…
To: Continuously!

11. pg. 187 – pg. 205, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3018-3319)
From: Six Beneficent Winds had…
To: …when Cohen grinned.

12. pg. 205 – pg. 226, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3319-3655)
From: There were two dead…
To: …a bit, of course.

13. pg. 226 – pg. 247, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3655-4021)
From: The pursuers…
To: …it might just work…

14. pg. 247 – pg. 267, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4022-4348)
From: The Four Horsemen whose Ride…
To: …Hub. Fascinating.

15. pg. 267 – pg. 281, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4349-4582)
From: The citizens of…
To: …good luck, of course.

16. pg. 281 – pg. 297, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4582-4846)
From: There were a large…
To: …came to attention.

17. pg. 298 – pg. 318, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4846-5183)
From: Hex had grown…
To: There was a snap.

18. pg. 318 – pg. 342, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5184-5576)
From: The rain was…
To: [the end, not quoted here because of reasons; trust me]


18. Maskerade
split by rukbat3
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 1473200288

1. pg. 1 – pg. 21, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 24-303)
From: The wind howled.
To: It was tempting.

2. pg. 21 – pg. 45, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 304-657)
From: The selection committee…
To: …Nanny Ogg grinned to herself.

3. pg. 45 – pg. 69, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 658-1006)
From: Agnes had known…
To: …like alligator dentistry.

4. pg. 69 – pg. 91, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1007-1342)
From: Nanny Ogg was easily…
To: …bloody arm.

5. pg. 91 – pg. 109, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1343-1610)
From: Agnes stayed…
To: …believes in you.

6. pg. 109 – pg. 128, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1611-1901)
From: Mr. Bucket went…
To: Would you like some?

7. pg. 128 – pg. 144, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1902-2134)
From: Agnes slipped…
To: …any salt, would you?

8. pg. 144 – pg. 164, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2135-2424)
From: ‘Scuse me. ‘Scuse me.
To: …Nanny repeated.

9. pg. 164 – pg. 184, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2425-2714)
From: It was mid-evening.
To: …a thousand faces.

10. pg. 184 – pg. 207, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2716-3060)
From: When the witches…
To: …one on the outside.

11. pg. 207 – pg. 225, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3061-3323)
From: No one took much…
To: …on into the dark.

12. pg. 225 – pg. 243, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3324-3602)
From: Chocolate Delight with Special Secret Sauce…
To: At the moment, yes.

13. pg. 244 – pg. 268, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3604-3954)
From: It was Walter.
To: The opera had begun.

14. pg. 268 – pg. 284, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3955-4188)
From: Mrs. Plinge reached…
To: …worser things.

15. pg. 284 – pg. 308, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4189-4521)
From: Greebo pounded along…
To: It’s “policeman.”

16. pg. 308 – pg. 327, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4522-4800)
From: Nanny Ogg climbed…
To: …the universe at large.

17. pg. 327 – pg. 347, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4801-5102)
From: Everyone was looking…
To: Now the opera’s over.

18. pg. 347 – pg. 361, 14 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5103-5264)
From: Salzella opened…
To: “Isn’t this nice,” she said.


19. Feet of Clay
split by Erica, medrin, and rukbat3
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 1473200245

1. pg. 1 – pg. 17, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 18-226)
From: It was a warm…
To: …worked for me.

2. pg. 17 – pg. 36, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 227-483)
From: The sedan chair…
To: …just run away?

3. pg. 36 – pg. 55, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 484-741)
From: Vimes peered…
To: …half-way down the stairs.

4. pg. 55 – pg. 74, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 742-999)
From: Angua growled. It was…
To: …the wallpaper off the wall.

5. pg. 75 – pg. 94, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1000-1274)
From: Sam Vimes stared…
To: Not one of them?

6. pg. 94 – pg. 117, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1275-1589)
From: The front gate…
To: I shouldn’t think so.

7. pg. 117 – pg. 138, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1589-1870)
From: Mr. Sock jumped.
To: “…openin’ the door,” said Nobby.

8. pg. 139 – pg. 157, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1871-2130)
From: It was ten minutes later.
To: Lucky one for you, eh?

9. pg. 157 – pg. 173, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2130-2345)
From: Cheery Littlebottom leaned…
To: Thou shalt not die!

10. pg. 173 – pg. 197, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2346-2667)
From: Samuel Vimes dreamed…
To: Perhaps we can… meet him.

11. pg. 197 – pg. 218, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2668-2960)
From: Vimes told himself he…
To: …done and dusted. OK?

12. pg. 218 – pg. 239, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2961-3254)
From: Afternoon, Commander Vimes…
To: Just a sniff…

13. pg. 239 – pg. 262, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3255-3554)
From: And she said…
To: …that’s my advice.

14. pg. 262 – pg. 280, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3555-3817)
From: Another evening…
To: …axes in particular.

15. pg. 280 – pg. 304, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3818-4148)
From: Cheri Littlebottom strode…
To: “You and me both,” said Nobby.

16. pg. 304 – pg. 324, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4148-4429)
From: Miscellaneous livestock…
To: And a lot of dead rats.

17. pg. 324 – pg. 345, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4429-4720)
From: Igneous the troll opened…
To: …I rather think I did.

18. pg. 345 – pg. 357, 12 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4720-4879)
From: Atheism is also…
To: “Maybe one or two,” said Angua.


20. Hogfather
split by Erica and rukbat3
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 006227628X

1. pg. 1 – pg. 24, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 24-344)
From: Everything starts somewhere…
To: …people,” said Teatime.

2. pg. 24 – pg. 43, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 345-588)
From: It was a quiet day…
To: …ever noticed anything.

3. pg. 43 – pg. 66, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 589-922)
From: A cart trundled…
To: …messed in the pickles.

4. pg. 66 – pg. 84, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 923-1183)
From: It was the night before Hogswatch.
To: …nearly Hogswatch, after all.

5. pg. 84 – pg. 105, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1184-1501)
From: Death, pillow slipping…
To: …a tiny spark of light….

6. pg. 105 – pg. 130, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1502-1878)
From: Mustrum Ridcully adjusted…
To: …then, really,” said Ridcully.

7. pg. 130 – pg. 152, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1879-2213)
From: The boy gave…
To: …watched them go.

8. pg. 152 – pg. 181, 29 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2214-2643)
From: Mr. Crumley sat…
To: …drinks here?” he said.

9. pg. 181 – pg. 207, 26 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2644-3026)
From: The path to wisdom does…
To: did, sir,” said Ponder.

10. pg. 207 – pg. 237, 30 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3027-3479)
From: “What’s the matter? What’s the matter?”
To: …sadly. Ho. Ho. Ho.

11. pg. 237 – pg. 254, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3481-3740)
From: There was a party…
To: …could go anywhere.

12. pg. 255 – pg. 279, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3741-4090)
From: The sound of Hex’s…
To: Onward and downward, then.

13. pg. 279 – pg. 294, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4091-4323)
From: There were…swirls.
To: …a thud of hooves.

14. pg. 294 – pg. 317, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4324-4660)
From: Sideney almost…
To: …ran on toward the top of the tower.

15. pg. 317 – pg. 338, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4661-4982)
From: Sideney put…
To: Bloody, bloody damn.

16. pg. 338 – pg. 357, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4983-5261)
From: Sideney prayed…
To: …by the stream.

17. pg. 357 – pg. 382, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5262-5638)
From: The Auditors fluttered…
To: Don’t worry about it.

18. pg. 382 – pg. 402, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5639-5937)
From: The Senior Wrangler hummed…
To: …in the sun.


21. Jingo
split by Erica, medrin, and rukbat3
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 0062280201

1. pg. 1 – pg. 15, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 21-220)
From: It was a moonless night…
To: How nice.

2. pg. 15 – pg. 33, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 221-488)
From: Lord Vetinari looked attentive…
To: …find out what they are.

3. pg. 33 – pg. 53, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 488-777)
From: Unusually for the docks…
To: …for the long wait.

4. pg. 53 – pg. 76, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 777-1120)
From: Rain was a copper’s friend.
To: And then he was gone.

5. pg. 77 – pg. 100, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1121-1455)
From: The Convivium was…
To: “You did what?” he said.

6. pg. 101 – pg. 116, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1457-1697)
From: Vimes turned the clove…
To: “Of course you must go,” she said.

7. pg. 117 – pg. 134, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1698-1952)
From: Angua brushed…
To: “…on fire?” “Yes, sir!”

8. pg. 134 – pg. 154, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1953-2254)
From: Mrs. Spent opened…
To: I’ll go home afterward.

9. pg. 154 – pg. 178, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2255-2598)
From: A ball of lamplight…
To: …before he hit it.

10. pg. 178 – pg. 198, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2598-2905)
From: At nine next morning…
To: You have to put your hands up.

11. pg. 199 – pg. 218, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2906-3190)
From: Sand had been spilled…
To: …with a gloop.

12. pg. 218 – pg. 234, 16 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3190-3419)
From: No one took any notice…
To: …seems to be wrong.

13. pg. 234 – pg. 253, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3420-3708)
From: Angua stopped trying…
To: Trust me on dis.

14. pg. 253 – pg. 273, 20 pages (Kindle loctions approximately 3709-3993)
From: It was in the…
To: right…isn’t it?

15. pg. 273 – pg. 292, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3994-4285)
From: It wasn’t large, but…
To: I cannot think why.

16. pg. 293 – pg. 310, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4286-4548)
From: Night poured over…
To: …Corporal Beti.

17. pg. 310 – pg. 333, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4549-4873)
From: The subtle, deceiving…
To: You can call me Al.

18. pg. 333 – pg. 351, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4874-5151)
From: Excuse me, are you…
To: …just dead.

19. pg. 351 – pg. 376, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5152-5512)
From: Sergeant Colon’s eyes…
To: …spat in his eye.

20. pg. 376 – pg. 399, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5513-5868)
From: Prince Cadram and his generals…
To: …swallowed him.

21. pg. 400 – pg. 419, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5869-6158)
From: The day wore on.
To: If you look hard enough.

22. pg. 419 – pg. 440, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 6159-6419)
From: The day turned…
To: …there was only the chase.


22. The Last Continent
split by AnnGalla, medrin, and rukbat3
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 0061059072

1. pg. 1 – pg. 13, 13 pages (Kindle locations approximately 26-198)
From: Against the stars…
To: It’s alive.

2. pg. 13 – pg. 32, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 199-454)
From: Ponder knew he should…
To: …storm somewhere.

3. pg. 32 – pg. 50, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 455-705)
From: Now it was three…
To: I can’t imagine why.

4. pg. 50 – pg. 68, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 706-956)
From: Four huge blooms…
To: …satisfaction, wrinkled his nose.

5. pg. 68 – pg. 86, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 957-1223)
From: Archchancellor!
To: …pointy-heads, said the kangaroo.

6. pg. 86 – pg. 110, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1224-1571)
From: He’s started catching fish…
To: He hurled it.

7. pg. 110 – pg. 133, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1572-1899)
From: It was a road.
To: It’s been rather a long day.

8. pg. 133 – pg. 151, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1900-2155)
From: Someone was keeping up.
To: …with a scorpion before.

9. pg. 151 – pg. 171, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2156-2451)
From: The god was sitting…
To: …the same to you.

10. pg. 171 – pg. 188, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2452-2689)
From: You all right, mate?
To: …having a cold bath, Senior Wrangler.

11. pg. 188 – pg. 205, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2690-2939)
From: As horses went, this one…
To: …then faded into the stone.

12. pg. 205 – pg. 227, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2940-3251)
From: The worst thing about…
To: The future beckoned.

13. pg. 227 – pg. 247, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3252-3528)
From: Dawn was breaking when…
To: …the cockroach stirred.

14. pg. 247 – pg. 269, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3529-3845)
From: Rincewind rattled the bars.
To: They hit the storm.

15. pg. 269 – pg. 294, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3846-4191)
From: Rincewind dropped into an alley…
To: …it was getting taller.

16. pg. 294 – pg. 309, 15 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4192-4408)
From: Look, said Rincewind.
To: …until the noise had died away.

17. pg. 309 – pg. 327, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4409-4667)
From: At the very edge of…
To: …the happiest times of his life.

18. pg. 327 – pg. 348, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4668-4967)
From: When Rincewind lifted his head…
To: This won’t take a minute.

19. pg. 348 – pg. 368, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4968-5263)
From: Ponder shook his head and…
To: …wasn’t, actually, all that bad.

20. pg. 369 – pg. 390, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5264-5576)
From: The ability to ask questions…
To: …had, he thought, been well worth waiting for.


23. Carpe Jugulum
split by Arthur_Dent, medrin, and rukbat3
Page numbers from the Kindle (US) edition/ISBN 0062280147

1. pg. 1 – pg. 21, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 9-288)
From: Through the shredded…
To: …began to char.

2. pg. 21 – pg. 42, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 288-592)
From: Nanny Ogg knew…
To: …coming from Uberwald.

3. pg. 42 – pg. 65, 23 pages (Kindle locations approximately 592-917)
From: The door to Magrat’s room…
To: …saw things in black and white.

4. pg. 65 – pg. 87, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 918-1271)
From: So sorry… delays…
To: …body right now.

5. pg. 87 – pg. 106, 19 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1272-1557)
From: Hodgesaargh noticed…
To: …the damp, dark hills.

6. pg. 106 – pg. 130, 24 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1558-1928)
From: The pre-dawn light was…
To: …in a light meal.

7. pg. 130 – pg. 150, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 1929-2230)
From: Agnes’s hair…
To: …said Agnes, loudly.

8. pg. 150 – pg. 170, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2231-2542)
From: There were covered ox-carts…
To: …all in the past now.

9. pg. 170 – pg. 192, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2543-2901)
From: The broomsticks in the present…
To: …carry on, isn’t it? said Nanny.

10. pg. 192 – pg. 217, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 2902-3297)
From: Nanny had placed…
To: …listen to good advice…

11. pg. 217 – pg. 238, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3298-3625)
From: Even inside Mightily Oats’s tent…
To: …there’s sheds and things…

12. pg. 239 – pg. 256, 17 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3626-3903)
From: King Verence opened his eyes.
To: …among the trunks.

13. pg. 256 – pg. 274, 18 pages (Kindle locations approximately 3904-4191)
From: Agnes leaned against the castle wall.
To: …comp-lic-ated documents.

14. pg. 274 – pg. 294, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4192-4506)
From: Mightily Oats blinked…
To: Ye’ll soon see things differently.

15. pg. 294 – pg. 315, 21 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4507-4852)
From: The vampires glided…
To: Let’s kick some bat.

16. pg. 315 – pg. 340, 25 pages (Kindle locations approximately 4852-5240)
From: The wind soughed…
To: We can cut through the woods.

17. pg. 340 – pg. 360, 20 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5241-5537)
From: Blood tinted the rain…
To: …where we both find out.

18. pg. 360 – pg. 382, 22 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5538-5884)
From: Nanny raced up some stairs…
To: So I didn’t, she added.

19. pg. 382 – pg. 409, 27 pages (Kindle locations approximately 5885-6292)
From: The mist rolled…
To: …out over the forests.

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