Mark Reads ‘The Return of the King’: Predictions

You know, despite how much information I have going into The Return of the King, I don’t feel as if I’m going to do well at this at all. I do have a better sense of why this book was so long, but SO MUCH CAN HAPPEN at this point. So, allow me to continue making a fool of myself on the Internet for your entertainment. It is what I do.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 10

In the tenth and final chapter of The Two Towers, everything is immensely fucked up. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 9

In the ninth chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, I’VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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The Mark Does Stuff INTENSITY IN TEN CITIES Tour 2012

AS OF FEBRUARY 16TH, 2012, THIS POST IS NOW FULLY UPDATED. COME OUT TO SEE ME ON TOUR!

Here it is, the official dates of the FIRST Mark Does Stuff Tour:

2/18: Pittsburgh, PA – Literazzi Event. Eljay’s Books, 3:00pm – 4:00pm, with a meet-up afterwards to eat food and discuss stuff!
2/19: Cleveland, OH – Hyatt Regency Cleveland at the Arcade, Meeting Room 1, 4:00pm – 8:00pm
2/20: Detroit, MI – Detroit MGM Grand Hotel Starbucks, 5:00pm – 9:00pm
2/21: Toronto, ON – Lunik Co-Op Cafe, Glendon College, York University. 4-8pm!
2/23: Montreal, QB – Second Cup, 800 Place Victoria, 5:30pm-9:00pm
2/24: Boston, MA – Quincy Market, 6:00pm – 9:00pm, with possible event after this!
2/25: New York City, NY – Quidditch Match @ 1:00pm, Riverside Park Fields | Event @ Taap.it Meeting Space, 11th Floor, 6:00pm – 9:00pm $5
2/27: Philadelphia, PA – Last Drop Coffee, 5:00pm-9:00pm
2/28: Washington, D.C. – University of Maryland, Art-Sociology Building, Room 1213, 5:00pm – 9:00pm; Meet-up in downtown D.C. and at Sticky Fingers Bakery earlier in the day.
2/29: Chicago, IL – Hilton Suites Chicago Magnificent Mile, 6:30pm – 9:00pm, with a meet-up at Chicago Diner BEFORE the event.

To contact me at any point during the trip, email me here:

markreadsandwatches [at] gmail [dot] com

You can also tweet me @MarkDoesStuff

Additionally, to help gauge the size of these events, please visit the Facebook link attached to each date and RSVP to say you are or might be going to the meet-up. If you do not have a Facebook, you can RSVP in the comments below!

I’ll have a Pigfarts Donation Fund tip jar with me on the road to help pay for this and to pay for hotels and such in cities where I don’t have any friends. Again, you can always buy my books at markdoesstuff.com to support this. (PS: I finished designing the jar today. IT’S ADORABLE.)

I’m very excited for this, and I hope to meet a billion of you. If this goes well, I’ll book more tours this year to head to the south, more of the Midwest, the Pacific Northwest, western Canada, and my lifetime goal: going to the UK. LET’S DO THIS EVERYONE. oh god i am going to pass out from joy.

FOR EVERYONE CURIOUS ABOUT POSTING: Mark Reads will update throughout tour on schedule. No posts will be delayed. This is because I love you all so much.

If you would like to follow updates on tour, please check these out:

My Instagram username: markdoesstuff

My Facebook: http://facebook.com/panasonicyouth

My Tumblr: http://panasonicyouth.tumblr.com

My Twitter: @MarkDoesStuff

Please come out if you can! The second and third tour are already being booked, so if you live elsewhere in the US or Europe, please visit this post to request that your city be visited on my promotional tour throughout 2012.

Thank you for making this happen. This is really a dream come true.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 8

In the eighth chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, HOW MUCH MORE MUST I TOLERATE OF THIS INTENSITY? Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 7

In the seventh chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, I am getting increasingly nervous about what the hell is going on. If this intrigues you, then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 6

In the sixth chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, Tolkien makes my stomach hurt. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 5

In the fifth chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, Faramir appears to have ulterior motives for Frodo and Sam. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 4

In the fourth chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, Sam Gamgee becomes my favorite literary character of all time, and Tolkien gets really serious about war. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 3

In the third chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, Frodo, Sam, and Gollum reach the gates of Mordor, and learn that one cannot simply walk into Mordor. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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