LET’S MAKE FUN OF ME FIRST, OKAY.
In the twenty-eighth issue of The Sandman, closure is found. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Sandman.
In the twenty-seventh issue of The Sandman, Dream finds a solution to his Hell problem in an unlikely being. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Sandman.
In the twenty-sixth issue of The Sandman, Dream navigates the complicated and delicate demands of the beings who have come to claim the keys to Hell. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Sandman.
In the twenty-fifth issue of The Sandman, we learn of the bizarre and terrifying consequences of the closure of Hell. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Sandman.
OH MY GOD IT’S DOUBLE RELEASE DAY HOLY SHIT.
First of all, I apologize for the delay on my next video. As luck would have it, I would be struck down by a brutal cold just three weeks before the AIDS ride. I’m scrambling to fit some training rides so I’m not completely ruined by the ride, but I am going to get stuff done FOR YOUR CONSUMPTION.
Let’s start off first with the third Mark Reads Bad Fic. I was supposed to read Sandra Hill’s Rough & Ready, but alas, my Kindle file was corrupted. I was strapped for time, so I busted out a surprise. This book is very real, my friends.
Yep. So here’s Mark Reads The Haunted Vagina.
Yeah. I regret everything.
I’m still going to read Rough & Ready, and I am making a fourth video tomorrow for 50 Shades of Grey and I hate all of you for making me read that book. BUT IT’S FOR CHARITY SO EVERYONE WINS.
On that note, PLEASE DONATE TO MY BROTHER’S FUND. He still needs quite a bit of money in order to even ride, so ANY LITTLE BIT HELPS. I will continue to make videos for every $1,000 level reached! (I also have something in the works to continue doing this beyond the AIDS ride. I LOVE YOU ALL.)
Secondly, the next volume of MARK TELLS STORIES is out!!!
OH MY GOD EXCITE. This short story, about a disastrous daily race from my childhood, was written as a cheer-you-up gift to my lovely friend Sara. It is available for only ONE DOLLAR ($1) OH MY GOD. I had difficulties with my site last time, so that link above goes to the page where all my short stories will live. They will always be a $1 because that’s inexpensive and why charge a lot? Even better, you’ll have ANOTHER story next week that no one aside from my editors has ever seen. EXCITE.
As usual, all of my eBooks are on sale on MarkDoesStuff.com for $3.99 or less. You can buy physical books in my Lulu storefront. If you are ever feeling charitable and would like to keep the Mark Does Stuff online empire running, the PayPal button in the right sidebar is live and running. Thank you to the many folks who have donated already! This month’s hosting is all paid for. THANK YOU!!!
OKAY, back to working on the next MRHP book, which comes out next month. THANK YOU!!!
In the twenty-fourth issue of The Sandman, Dream is uncertain what to do with his new gift, while beings from many realms of existence all plan to take that gift from him. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Sandman.
In the twenty-third issue of The Sandman, Dream arrives in Hell and is greeted with a surprise from Lucifer. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Sandman.
In the twenty-second issue of The Sandman, Dream prepares to return to Hell while Lucifer makes plans of his own. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Sandman.
In the twenty-first issue of The Sandman, Destiny calls together a family meeting of the Eternal and HOLY SHIT YES YES YES. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Sandman.
