Monthly Archives: February 2012

Mark Reads ‘The Return of the King’: Chapter 6

In the sixth chapter of The Return of the King, I can barely process what I just read. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Return of the King’: Chapter 5

In the fifth chapter of The Return of the King, Merry and the Rohirrim make their way to Gondor. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Return of the King’: Chapter 4

In the fourth chapter of The Return of the King, this is severely fucked up and upsetting. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Return of the King’: Chapter 3

In the third chapter of The Return of the King, Merry faces the oncoming horrors of war. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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‘Mark Reads Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’ is out!

So, I’m in the midst of tour; Internet access hasn’t been all that reliable, and I’ve been overwhelmed by the response to my events! I apologize, then, for really only announcing this on my Twitter and not on the site, … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘The Return of the King’: Chapter 2

In the second chapter of The Return of the King, a grim message reaches Aragorn, and he takes Gimli and Legolas on a dangerous detour. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Return of the King’: Chapter 1

In the first chapter of The Return of the King, Pippin and Gandalf arrive in Minas Tirith, only to meet with the stern and craft Denethor. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Return of the King’: Predictions

You know, despite how much information I have going into The Return of the King, I don’t feel as if I’m going to do well at this at all. I do have a better sense of why this book was … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 10

In the tenth and final chapter of The Two Towers, everything is immensely fucked up. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 9

In the ninth chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, I’VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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