Mark Discovers “Nerdfighteria”

Posted on November 21, 2011 by Mark Oshiro

They tell me I’m already a Nerdfighter. Who’s “they,” you ask? Well…all of you. Most of you. Well, no, technically all of you are Nerdfighters as well, but I mean more as if…hmmm. A lot of you, both in person and online, have told me that I was a Nerdfighter. I was told that I significantly decreased the amount of worldsuck in…well, the world, I suppose. And then they would speak to me in what amounted for a foreign language and I’d scratch my head and think, “Am I seriously getting too old for the Internet? Have I lost the finger on the pulse of the youth of the web????”

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Mark Reads ‘A Dance With Dragons’

Posted on November 18, 2011 by Mark Oshiro

In the fifth book in the A Song of Ice and Fire series, we learn what happens to all those characters and then JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK! Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read A Dance With Dragons.

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Mark Reads ‘The Hobbit’: Chapter 19

Posted on November 17, 2011 by Mark Oshiro

In the nineteenth (and final) chapter of The Hobbit, Gandalf helps Bilbo return to his home. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to finish The Hobbit.

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Mark Reads ‘The Hobbit’: Chapter 18

Posted on November 16, 2011 by Mark Oshiro

In the eighteenth chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo wakes up to discover what became of the battle against the goblins and the Wargs. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

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Mark Reads ‘The Hobbit’: Chapter 17

Posted on November 15, 2011 by Mark Oshiro

In the seventeenth chapter of The Hobbit, jesus goddamn christ WHAT THE FUCK. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

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Mark Reads ‘The Hobbit’: Chapter 16

Posted on November 14, 2011 by Mark Oshiro

In the sixteenth chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo gets tired of the dwarves’ endless nonsense and decides to take the first step towards ending the standoff at the Lonely Mountain. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

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Mark Reads ‘The Hobbit’: Chapter 15

Posted on November 11, 2011 by Mark Oshiro

In the fifteenth chapter of The Hobbit, Thorin Oakenshield ruins everything. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

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Mark Reads ‘The Hobbit’: Chapter 14

Posted on November 10, 2011 by Mark Oshiro

In the fourteenth chapter of The Hobbit, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

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Mark Reads ‘The Hobbit’: Chapter 13

Posted on November 9, 2011 by Mark Oshiro

In the thirteenth chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo and the dwarves are puzzled by the apparent disappearance of Smaug and the method in which they’ll escape from inside the mountain. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

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Mark Reads ‘The Hobbit’: Chapter 12

Posted on November 8, 2011 by Mark Oshiro

In the twelfth chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo descends into the lair of Smaug. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

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