Category Archives: The Hobbit

In the nineteenth (and final) chapter of The Hobbit, Gandalf helps Bilbo return to his home. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to finish The Hobbit.

In the eighteenth chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo wakes up to discover what became of the battle against the goblins and the Wargs. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

In the seventeenth chapter of The Hobbit, jesus goddamn christ WHAT THE FUCK. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

In the sixteenth chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo gets tired of the dwarves’ endless nonsense and decides to take the first step towards ending the standoff at the Lonely Mountain. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

In the fifteenth chapter of The Hobbit, Thorin Oakenshield ruins everything. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

In the fourteenth chapter of The Hobbit, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

In the thirteenth chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo and the dwarves are puzzled by the apparent disappearance of Smaug and the method in which they’ll escape from inside the mountain. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

In the twelfth chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo descends into the lair of Smaug. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

In the eleventh chapter of The Hobbit, the dwarves ascend the Lonely Mountain to try to find the secret entrance. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.

In the tenth chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo and the dwarves actually have something genuinely good happen to them. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hobbit.