Category Archives: Ella Enchanted

In the first and second chapters of Ella Enchanted, Y’ALL ARE NOT OKAY. TWO CHAPTERS IN, AND EVERYTHING HURTS. MUST YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME? If you’re intrigued, then it’s time for Mark to start Ella Enchanted.

In the third and fourth chapters of Ella Enchanted, Ella learns more about her past and her mother, and then her father is REALLY WEIRD AND UNCOMFORTABLE. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Ella Enchanted.

In the fifth and sixth chapters of Ella Enchanted, Ella gets terrible news from her father, and then her curse is tested in an AWFUL WAY. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Ella Enchanted.

In the seventh and eight chapters of Ella Enchanted, I AM SO ANGRY. FEEL MY RAGE. If that intrigues you, then it’s time for Mark to yell at a fictional character in Ella Enchanted.

In the ninth and tenth chapters of Ella Enchanted, Ella arrives at finishing school, and aside from a few things, it is every bit the disaster she thought it would be. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Ella … Continue reading →

In the eleventh and twelfth chapters of Ella Enchanted, Ella has a particularly mortifying experience with Hattie, and then she gets hope. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Ella Enchanted.

In the thirteenth and fourteenth chapters of Ella Enchanted, Ella meets strange creatures on her way to the giants’ wedding and then learns a surprising power of her own. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Ella Enchanted.

In the fifteenth and sixteenth chapters of Ella Enchanted, Ella is rescued (sort of) by a surprising group of people and is finally able to secure passage to the giants’ wedding. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Ella … Continue reading →

In the seventeenth and eighteenth chapters of Ella Enchanted, I have no qualms about stating that this is one of the most existentially disturbing things I’ve ever read. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Ella Enchanted.

In the nineteenth and twentieth chapters of Ella Enchanted, SOMEHOW, THIS ALL GOT WORSE. IT GOT SO MUCH WORSE. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Ella Enchanted.