Mark Predicts ‘Lady Knight’

WHAT? ONLY ONE BOOK LEFT? THIS IS A TRAGEDY. But that does mean I’ve got another prediction post to embarrass myself with. Those are always fun! This time is especially ridiculous, not just because it’s the final Protector of the Small book, but because I have like one thing I can truly predict. Okay, maybe two things. HERE COMES A LOT OF GUESSING.

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Mark Reads ‘The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms’: Chapter 11

In the eleventh chapter of The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms, Yeine continues to seek out more information about her mother, which includes a segment that would make Sokka proud, and discovers THE WORST THING THE WORST THING. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms.

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Tamora Pierce fandom! I need your help.

Okay, so, I am sounding the TAMMY PIERCE BATCALL or something. I am soon to finish Protector of the Small in the next month or so, and then there are a million more books to read. Which is great! However, it’s been brought to my attention that many of the upcoming Tortall/Circle of Magic books do not have traditional chapters. How will I split these books up? How will commissions work?

I figured that y’all were the best resource for this, so I am requesting your help! I would like to build a master schedule for the remaining Tortall/Emelan books that come after Lady Knight. Essentially, I want to know what order I’ll be reading the rest of Tamora Pierce’s books. On top of that, for non-chapter books, I would love it if the fandom could come up with a coherent way of splitting up the books so that they are digestible for me and so that we can have a master post for folks who’d like to commission them.

Here are some qualifications that I hope will help you:

  • In general, a single commission covers no more than 25 pages in a book, so keep this in mind when splitting up chapters. Giving me a 45 page chapter is a bit much. (Some of the John Dies at the End commissions were unearthly large. One took seven videos, I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING. Let’s not do that again.)
  • Please do not maliciously cliffhanger me. What I mean by this: There are natural breaks in every book. A cliffhanger is fine. Do not pick a break that’s like… in the middle of a paragraph. I KNOW YOU WILL WANT TO. Don’t make it artificially painful! I am positive I will break regardless, but try to make the cuts/break make sense.
  • You should use page numbers to denote where these breaks will happen! Obviously, sometimes I’ll need to stop in the middle of a page. In this case, you are welcome to denote that I am to stop at the sentence ending with, “…. example example example.”

Ideally, what I will do is create a new post once we’ve figured this out, and it will list the entire order with all the splits for non-chapter posts. That way, I can direct folks who wish to commission things to the post and they can choose the part they want! When I make this post, instead of using chapter titles, we can call them each “Part 1,” “Part 2,” etc. and so on. Then the schedule will say which part is going up when, and commissioners can say, “I’d like Part 4 of X book.”

Given how complicated this might be, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS. I will largely ignore the comments, so everyone else who is a newbie like I am: THE COMMENTS ARE LITTERED WITH SPOILERS. THERE IS NO ROT13.

If y’all find that you need some clarification or need to ask me a question, send a chosen delegate to Twitter and ask me! (Only one of y’all, not 40 at once, LOL). I’m @MarkDoesStuff on twitter.

I HOPE THIS MAKES SENSE. And I’m so excited to read all these books with y’all. This has been so pleasant and satisfying, so I’m glad that the Tamora Pierce fandom gets the distinction of being the first fandom to convince me to read an author’s entire bibliography. Thank you!

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Mark Reads ‘Squire’: Chapter 18

In the eighteenth and final chapter of Squire, Keladry of Mindelan finally faces the Ordeal. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Squire.

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Mark Reads ‘The Android’s Dream’: Chapter 1

In the first chapter of The Android’s Dream, any possible summary of this would spoil the thing for you, so I’m not gonna do it. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to start The Android’s Dream.

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Mark Reads ‘The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms’: Chapter 10

In the tenth chapter of The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms, Yeine seeks out more information about her mother, and discovers many things that disrupt her world view. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms.

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Mark Reads ‘Squire’: Chapter 17

In the seventeenth chapter of Squire, there was a 0% chance that I could have ever been prepared for this chapter. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Squire.

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My first WorldCon AND LoneStarCon AND Hugo Awards!!!

So, I’m sitting in the airport in Austin, and there’s a live country folk singer about 20 feet from me, and I feel like this is one of the few places in America where this happens all the time. I recall now that there was a live band at a bar just beyond security, and this is a thing in Austin. I’ve spent the last 24 hours in this lovely city, ate fried avocado and Mexican/Hawaiian fusion (I LOVE YOU HULA HUT), explored South Congress, ate a lot of strawberry Blue Bell ice cream, went to the Capitol and the Bullock Museum, and generally suffered through 100+ heat every day since Thursday. I’m from a part of Southern California that’s practically the desert, so it’s not as if I didn’t grow up with the heat. We often hit 110 – 120 degrees Fahrenheit during the summer, but the thick, ever-present humidity is what knocks you flat here. And I’m not even in Houston.

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Mark Reads ‘The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms’: Chapter 9

In the ninth chapter of The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms, Yeine makes a deal with Sieh to learn more about her mother. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms.

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Mark Reads ‘Squire’: Chapter 16

In the sixteenth chapter of Squire, Kel is finally thrust into war and is surprised by the results – both the mundane and the traumatizing. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Squire.

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