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Mark Reads ‘The Return of the King’: Book 2, Chapter 3

Posted on March 9, 2012 by Mark Oshiro

In the third chapter of the second book of The Return of the King, LOOK, OKAY, THERE WAS A POINT READING THIS WHERE I DON’T THINK I BREATHED OXYGEN FOR AT LEAST FORTY-FIVE SECONDS, AND THAT IS GENERALLY A BAD … Continue reading →

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Mark Reads ‘The Return of the King’: Book 2, Chapter 2

Posted on March 8, 2012 by Mark Oshiro

In the second chapter of the second book of The Return of the King, Sam and Frodo sort of walk right into Mordor. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 9

Posted on February 17, 2012 by Mark Oshiro

In the ninth chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, I’VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 8

Posted on February 16, 2012 by Mark Oshiro

In the eighth chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, HOW MUCH MORE MUST I TOLERATE OF THIS INTENSITY? Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 7

Posted on February 15, 2012 by Mark Oshiro

In the seventh chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, I am getting increasingly nervous about what the hell is going on. If this intrigues you, then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 6

Posted on February 14, 2012 by Mark Oshiro

In the sixth chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, Tolkien makes my stomach hurt. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 4

Posted on February 10, 2012 by Mark Oshiro

In the fourth chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, Sam Gamgee becomes my favorite literary character of all time, and Tolkien gets really serious about war. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of … Continue reading →

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 3

Posted on February 9, 2012 by Mark Oshiro

In the third chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, Frodo, Sam, and Gollum reach the gates of Mordor, and learn that one cannot simply walk into Mordor. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord … Continue reading →

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 2

Posted on February 8, 2012 by Mark Oshiro

Int he second chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, Gollum leads Sam and Frodo to Mordor and through the creepiest marsh of all time. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers’: Book 2, Chapter 1

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Mark Oshiro

In the first chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, OH MY GOD. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings.

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