Oh sweet jesus, I was so right and so wrong at the same time.
Let’s go over last volume’s predictions:
- We’ll learn what happened after the end of volume 7. Hahahaha sure? Oh god. 1/1
- We’ll find out if Dream really died. FUCK. 2/2
- I say he didn’t and it’s a trick. noooooooooooo 2/3
- We’ll find out who dumped him in volume 7. OH, I ACTUALLY GOT THIS. 3/4
- Loki will appear. HAHASDF AHSDF h e l p 4/5
- Nuala will appear. ba;df a adslkf; al w h a t 5/6
- We’ll find out that Dream left his own realm by faking his own death. nope nope nope NOPE. 5/7
- How is there a tenth volume? I STILL DON’T KNOW. 5/8
- I am so lost because of that ending to volume eight. This is true. I AM COUNTING THIS. 6/9.
Because I had to buy the next volume, that means I had to read the title of volume ten. So, here are my predictions for The Wake.
- OH FUCK, A WAKE? So it’s Dream’s wake, and it’ll take place after the funeral procession we saw at the end of World’s End.
- I am going to guess that Dream’s wake will be like the wake we saw in “Cerements.” People will have to tell stories about Dream. I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A WELL-EDUCATED GUESS.
- It will be sad.
- Death will have the most appearances.
- We’ll see a story from Hob Gadling.
- We’ll see a story from Matthew.
- We’ll see a story from Lucien.
- We’ll see a story from Delirium.
- IT WILL BE REALLY SAD.
oh god so unprepared.
