{"id":4542,"date":"2018-05-10T05:00:37","date_gmt":"2018-05-10T12:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=4542"},"modified":"2018-05-06T06:51:38","modified_gmt":"2018-05-06T13:51:38","slug":"mark-reads-the-wee-free-men-chapter-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2018\/05\/mark-reads-the-wee-free-men-chapter-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;The Wee Free Men&#8217;: Chapter 12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the twelfth chapter of <i>The Wee Free Men<\/i>, Tiffany brings the fight to a more familiar arena. Intrigued? Then it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for Mark to read <i>Discworld<\/i>.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Oh, dream logic is so WEIRD. I had a friend ask me recently if I ever had recurring dreams, and the truth is that\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 not much anymore? I used to a lot as a kid and as a teenager, but they started fading away about a decade ago. I have a couple specific themes that I see crop up in dreams more than others, but I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know that I have a familiar dream like Tiffany does. Like, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know what I would escape into in order to gain an advantage over the Queen! (Doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t help that all my recurring dreams are nightmares.)<\/p>\n<p>But I <i>do<\/i> have lots of dreams where I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m <i>aware<\/i> they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re dreams and can thus move through them as I want, and that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what I see here as Tiffany tries to return home and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153wake up\u00e2\u20ac\u009d through this Jolly Sailor dream she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s had frequently. If she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to have to navigate this realm in order to escape, why not change the map? Why not bring this fight to a place that is incredibly familiar to her? But I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d actually take it a step further: Tiffany\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s logic is that she can use the dream to <i>wake up<\/i>. In every incarnation of this dream, based on the Jolly Sailor wrapper, she woke up once she opened the door to the lighthouse. Thus, if she can do the same thing and follow the same story, her escape will come in waking up.<\/p>\n<p>It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s honestly some fantastic logic, and I thought she was going to actually pull it off. There were only three chapters left, so it was possible, right??? Tiffany was taking control and using the Queen\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s logic against her??? This was going to be fine???<\/p>\n<p>Yeah. I should know better.<\/p>\n<p>It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s important to note that as Tiffany gets close to success here\u00e2\u20ac\u201dand lord, she got <i>so<\/i> close\u00e2\u20ac\u201dit\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not <i>her<\/i> plan that fails. No, it actually worked! The problem is that the Queen manages to get to the <i>Feegle<\/i>, and their manipulation is what makes this all fall apart. And look, I get it; this was so EASY. She initially tried to trick the Feegle with the giant whale cow (I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122M DYING AT THIS, I LOVE THIS JOKE SO MUCH), knowing that they felt almost impossibly compelled to fight it. Even then, Tiffany\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s steady guidance keeps them on track long enough for the Jolly Sailor himself to show up, and THE STORY WAS ON TRACK!!! Which was exciting for a different reason. As I mentioned on video, the reader was learning what this story was in real time. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not like we knew it beforehand, so that added to the suspense of it all. Would she make it? Would she open the door to the lighthouse and escape?<\/p>\n<p>Again: I thought she was gonna pull it off, but then the Queen had to go and <i>drain the ocean<\/i>, revealing one of the only irresistible flaws of the Feegle:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It was like looking down into a valley. At the far side, miles and miles away, the retreating sea was just a gleaming line.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Below them, though, were the shipwrecks. There were a lot of them. Galleons and schooners and clippers, masts broken, rigging hanging, hulls breached, lay strewn across the puddles in what had been the bay. <span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Thievery. IT\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S THE BEST KIND OF THIEVERY BECAUSE NO ONE CAN STOP THEM. And they can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t resist, and IT ALL FALLS APART. Gods, I hadn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even mentioned Tiffany\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s epiphany about the drome, either, and <i>that<\/i> is another brilliant part of this. She was leagues ahead of everyone, and then one temptation brings it to ruin. Look, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m assuming this isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t gonna turn into some treacherously dark novel in the end, so\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not dead? They didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t drown? Like, <i>maybe<\/i> the logic of this realm just transported them somewhere else? MAYBE EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE??? Regardless, the final image of this chapter is DEVASTATING. Tiffany saved Roland, but the door COLLAPSED. She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s back home, but she left her brother and the Feegle behind.<\/p>\n<p>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122M NOT READY.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/youtu.be\/mAQEUkOL6CA<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <strong>My YA contemporary debut, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.markoshiro.com\/blog\/2017\/9\/22\/i-am-proud-to-announce-my-ya-contemporary-debut-anger-is-a-gift\">ANGER IS A GIFT<\/a>, is now available for pre-order!\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><strong>If you&#8217;d like to stay up-to-date on all announcements regarding my books, <a href=\"http:\/\/eepurl.com\/ey636\">sign up for my newsletter<\/a>! DO IT.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the twelfth chapter of The Wee Free Men, Tiffany brings the fight to a more familiar arena. Intrigued? Then it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for Mark to read Discworld.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[451],"tags":[463,248,543],"class_list":["post-4542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discworld","tag-mark-reads-discworld","tag-terry-pratchett","tag-the-wee-free-men"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->