{"id":186,"date":"2011-02-07T07:00:12","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T15:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=186"},"modified":"2011-02-07T10:34:09","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T18:34:09","slug":"mark-reads-mockingjay-chapter-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2011\/02\/mark-reads-mockingjay-chapter-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;Mockingjay&#8217;: Chapter 7"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the seventh chapter of <em>Mockingjay, <\/em>IS THIS THE REAL LIFE. IS THIS JUST FANTASY. Intrigued? Then it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for Mark to read <em>Mockingjay<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><em>DETAIL LOG: DISTRICT 13 \/ COIN \/ COMMAND<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>BUTTERCUP<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>SUBJECT: KATNISS EVERDEEN<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>LOCATION: DISTRICT 8<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1554: SUBJECT DESCENDS STAIRS TO ASPHALT IN DISTRICT 8, FLANKED BY GALE, BOGGS, TWO SOLDIERS, AND THE CAMERA CREW. SURELY THERE\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S NOTHING CONSPICUOUS OR ATTENTION-DRAWING ABOUT A CAMERA CREW FOLLOWING AROUND SUBJECT! HEY, CAPITOL, <em>SHE\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S RIGHT THERE<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>1557: SECOND HOVERCRAFT LANDS, CARRYING MEDICAL SUPPLIES. THERE MUST BE SOME FRINGE RAT POPULATION AROUND HERE. IT\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S A WAREHOUSE DISTRICT.<\/p>\n<p>1559: NO RATS SO FAR. CAME UPON A STREET LITTERED WITH BODIES. CAPITOL ATTACK WAS VICIOUS. MUST BE A DEAD RAT HERE SOMEWHERE. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122LL TAKE A PIGEON, TOO. WHATEVER, I DON\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T CARE.<\/p>\n<p>1600: SUBJECT IS RESISTING ENTERING THE MAKESHIFT HOSPITAL. FEEL THE OVERWHELMING URGE TO REMIND SUBJECT THAT I WAS ONE OF THE ONLY LIVING CREATURES THAT SURVIVED A CAPITOL BOMBING IN DISTRICT 12 AND SPENT A MONTH HAVING TO EAT THE REMAINS OF OTHER CITIZENS. <em>YOU CAN STAND A VISIT TO THE HOSPITAL.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1601: MET WITH COMMANDER PAYLOR. IT\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S CLEAR WE BOTH SHARE THE SAME SLIGHT DISGUST FOR SUBJECT. MUST RUB AGAINST HER LEGS LATER.<\/p>\n<p>1602: GALE IS ALREADY CRITICIZING THE METHOD IN WHICH THEY COLLECT THEIR VICTIMS IN ONE BUILDING. HEY. HEY GALE. <em>NO ONE CARES<\/em>. MUST REMEMBER TO TAKE A DUMP RIGHT AFTER HE CLEANS MY BOX. AND I MEAN <em>RIGHT<\/em> AFTER.<\/p>\n<p>1603: SUBJECT IS COMPLAINING ABOUT SITE AND SMELL. MUST REMIND HER THAT NOT ONLY IS THIS WHAT I HAD TO STAND <em>FOR A MONTH<\/em>, BUT I ALSO BURY MY OWN SHIT AND PISS. <em>RUDE<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>1604: PATIENTS ARE BEGINNING TO RECOGNIZE SUBJECT. THEY ARE TOUCHING HER. FUR IS STANDING STRAIGHT ON MY BACK. ONLY PAYLOR CAN TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW. MUST GO HIDE.<\/p>\n<p>1606: OK, SUBJECT IS RATHER GOOD AT THIS. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122LL JUST POOP IN GALE\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S ROOM ONLY, NOT HERS.<\/p>\n<p>1607: MEOW. WHAT? I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122M A FUCKING CAT. CAN\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T I MEOW?<\/p>\n<p>1615: SUBJECT HAS LEFT PATIENT AREA. BORED. NO FOOD OR PETTING IN MY IMMEDIATE FUTURE. GOING TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP.<\/p>\n<p>1617: THE ONE THEY CALL BOGGS SAYS BOMBERS ARE INCOMING. YAWN. IT\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S DEFINITELY NAP TIME. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122M JUMPING UP THAT FIRE ESCAPE.<\/p>\n<p>1618: BOMBS HAVE BEGUN TO FALL. IT\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S LIKE A LULLABY TO ME. PURRRRRRR.<\/p>\n<p>1619: I DON\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE SUBJECT IS. WHY WAS I ASSIGNED THIS?<\/p>\n<p>1619: BOMBING CONTINUES. I <em>GUESS<\/em> I SHOULD GO FIND THE SUBJECT.<\/p>\n<p>1620: WELL. BOMBS ARE FALLING ON THE HOSPITAL. IF I GET LEFT BEHIND, I WILL WHITHER AWAY BEFORE I EAT PEOPLE AGAIN.<\/p>\n<p>1620: WHERE IS SUBJECT? SHE IS NOT WITH HER GUARDS. OH WELL. UP THIS FIRE ESCAPE.<\/p>\n<p>1621: <strong>HOLY SHIT GALE KICKED BOGGS IN THE FACE<\/strong>. I DON\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T EVEN CARE ABOUT BOGGS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER AND THAT WAS AMAZING. OK, PERHAPS I WONT POOP IN GALE\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S ROOM AFTER ALL.<\/p>\n<p>1622: SUBJECT IS ON ROOF WITH PAYLOR. WILL TAKE A SECOND TO GAUGE IF I CAN GET A BACK RUB IN REAL QUICK. IF NOT, I CAN AT LEAST PET MY OWN FACE WITH THAT PIPE OVER THERE.<\/p>\n<p>1623: MORE BOMBS. SIGH. THEY HAVEN\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T LANDED YET. PAYLOR IS INSTRUCTING SUBJECT IN HOW TO TAKE THEM DOWN. WITH ARROWS? SURELY SUBJECTS JESTS. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122LL EAT MY OWN POOP IF SHE CAN TAKE DOWN A BOMBER WITH AN ARROW.<\/p>\n<p>1624: ANOTHER WAVE IS COMING. GALE SET A WAREHOUSE ON FIRE. THESE PEOPLE ARE USELESS.<\/p>\n<p>1625: I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY RESCIND MY STATEMENT IN 1623.<\/p>\n<p>1625: SUBJECT AND GALE HAVE LEFT ROOF. I THINK I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122LL STAY HERE.<\/p>\n<p>1626: THEY SHOT DOWN BOMBERS. <em>WITH ARROWS<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>1627: HOSPITAL IS IN FLAMES. THERE WON\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T BE ANY SURVIVORS. I SHOULD GO FIND SUBJECT BEFORE I GET LEFT BACK IN THIS GODFORSAKEN DISTRICT.<\/p>\n<p>1628: SUBJECT IS YELLING ANGRILY INTO A CAMERA. GESTURING TOWARDS SMOLDERING HOSPITAL RUBBLE.<\/p>\n<p>1629: OH SHIT, THEY ARE LEAVING <strong>DON\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T LEAVE ME BEHIND<\/strong>. OH, AND ABOUT THAT POOP THING\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6YEAH. LET\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S JUST FORGET ABOUT IT!!! MEOW?<\/p>\n<p>(This review is for Kripa, who is a great friend and feminist and who insisted I find a way to write a review as Buttercup. Thank you.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the seventh chapter of Mockingjay, IS THIS THE REAL LIFE. IS THIS JUST FANTASY. Intrigued? 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