{"id":990,"date":"2012-05-16T05:00:59","date_gmt":"2012-05-16T12:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=990"},"modified":"2012-05-15T21:15:13","modified_gmt":"2012-05-16T04:15:13","slug":"mark-predicts-the-sandman-volume-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2012\/05\/mark-predicts-the-sandman-volume-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Predicts ‘The Sandman’: Volume 4"},"content":{"rendered":"

HAHAHAHA WELL I TRIED. How was I supposed to know that I’d get an entire volume full of stories that didn’t fit into a linear sense of continuity? BEAUTIFULLY UNPREPARED. At the very least, I did<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0get the prediction about Death right, didn’t I? At least technically, I think. IT COUNTS AND I AM COUNTING IT.<\/p>\n

This is going to be a short post because what the fuck is going on. <\/em>I have not one clue as to what volume four is going to deal with. That’s really exciting! This is unlike pretty much everything I’ve ever covered (series-wise) on Mark Reads. I AM IN UNCHARTED TERRITORY.<\/p>\n

All right. Here goes.<\/p>\n

Mark’s Poorly Thought Out Predictions for Volume 4<\/strong><\/p>\n

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We will find out why Desire and Despair hate Dream so much. WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS PULLING SHENANIGANS ON HIM.<\/li>\n
<\/strong>We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll see Fiddler\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Green again.<\/li>\n
<\/strong>We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll know who Matthew was as a human.<\/li>\n
Yes, I’m cheating again. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO PREDICT????<\/li>\n
We’ll meet another one of the Endless\/Eternal we haven’t seen yet. (I feel like we haven’t met them all, but I’m sure I’ll get this wrong, too. OH WELL.)<\/li>\n
This story will be entirely new and won’t be a reference to a past plot line. What I mean is that this is going in a new direction.<\/li>\n
Everything is going to be creepy and weird.<\/li>\n
I CAN’T GO WRONG WITH THAT ONE, CAN I.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n
oh my god i am so unprepared.<\/p>\n
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