{"id":4442,"date":"2018-01-30T05:00:02","date_gmt":"2018-01-30T13:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=4442"},"modified":"2018-01-28T12:05:57","modified_gmt":"2018-01-28T20:05:57","slug":"mark-reads-the-amazing-maurice-and-his-educated-rodents-chapter-11-part-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2018\/01\/mark-reads-the-amazing-maurice-and-his-educated-rodents-chapter-11-part-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents&#8217;: Chapter 11, Part II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the second half of the eleventh chapter of <i>The Amazing Maurice<\/i>, Keith faces down the rat piper. Intrigued? Then it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for Mark to read <i>Discworld<\/i>.\u00c2\u00a0<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>HOW ARE THERE SO MANY BADASS SCENES IN A SINGLE BOOK, Y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ALL???<\/p>\n<p><b>Sergeant Doppelpunkt<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I just want to state definitively that I love this name. A lot.<\/p>\n<p>It seems that Pratchett is quite fond of the fact that all Watch guards everywhere are, in some small or large way, exactly the same. Or, rather, that the same three or four archetypes appear in all Watch members across the Disc. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not hard to believe that this chapter would unfold in <i>exactly<\/i> the same manner if we swapped out Doppelpunkt and Knopf with Colon or Nobbs. RIGHT. TOTALLY THE SAME STORY.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Rat Piper<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122all. This character is written here as an aggressively horrible combination between an assassin and a rock star. THAT IS THE BEST DESCRIPTION THAT I COULD COME UP WITH. In many ways, the Piper inspires fear, and that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s <i>mostly<\/i> because of the stories that follow him. He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s built an aura of terror around him through this sort of mythology, and I would guess that <i>all<\/i> of it is untrue. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think he can do any of the things that people believe he can do. Is he going to correct that perception? Oh, most certainly not. Why would he??? He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s got a reputation that makes people LITERALLY COWER IN FEAR when they are around him! And that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s where I got the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153rock star\u00e2\u20ac\u009d comparison. He makes demands\u00e2\u20ac\u201dlike the demand to bring the mayor to him along with a VERY SPECIFIC BREAKFAST\u00e2\u20ac\u201dbecause he knows people will do it.<\/p>\n<p>I say this because before I moved into doing critical analysis shit online, I was involved in the music industry. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve seen band riders. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve witnessed people in \u00e2\u20ac\u0153popular\u00e2\u20ac\u009d groups or with massive careers make absurd demands as if they are perfectly reasonable. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve seen some folks make demands <i>knowing<\/i> they are unreasonable, but they did so because it was a power play. In this situation, the piper is <i>absolutely<\/i> obsessed with power. He knows he has a talent or a service that people need; he knows that he has leverage due to the fear folks have of him; and he knows that in the end, no one will challenge him.<\/p>\n<p>No one, that is, until Keith.<\/p>\n<p><b>Keith &amp; Malicia<\/b><\/p>\n<p>We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve witnessed the transformation of the rats and the incredible redemption of Maurice, which felt truly impossible at the start of this book. And now, with the help of everyone, Keith gets his moment to shine. After the Mayor fails to deal with the piper\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s agent (I CAN\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T BELIEVE HE HAS AN AGENT EXCEPT I TOTALLY DO), Keith makes his final stand with Malicia at his side. She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s here because the story demands it. Who else would be able to point out to the piper that he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s walked into a trap?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153We <i>all<\/i> know what happens when a mysterious orphan turns up and challenges someone big and powerful, don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t we? It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s like being the third and youngest son of a king. He can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t <i>help<\/i> but win!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Indeed, this feels designed that way, and IT\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S SO MUCH FUN. Because <i>of course<\/i> Keith wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t charge Bad Blintz a penny for clearing the town of rats if he won. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not who he is. (I imagine he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s got another plan up his sleeve anyway.) Instead, he has the rats\u00e2\u20ac\u201dhis friends!!!\u00e2\u20ac\u201don his side, and he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s thinking of them. He wants them to be safe, and he wants this piper gone, and thus, THE GREATEST PLAY EVER UNFOLDS. Sardines dances comically for Keith, and the rest of the rats utilize cotton to stuff their ears so they won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be affected by the piper\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s playing.<\/p>\n<p>AND I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122M SO GLAD MALICIA IS HERE.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve done something,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he hissed.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh yes?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d said Malicia, loudly. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What could he have done? Told the rats to stay underground with their ears blocked up?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>BLESS YOUR HEART. It all unravels from their. The piper is only able to lull MR. CLICKY from beneath the city, and the piper concedes defeat. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s because of this, though, that the curtain is pulled back, and the piper\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s characterization is revealed to be\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 a character. A fake. An image that he gives to towns so that they <i>believe<\/i> the magic of the piper. So I admired that Keith wanted to keep that magic going for the townsfolk\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 well, some of the townsfolk. In a neat twist, Keith reveals to the <i>Mayor<\/i> that the rats can talk and think and initially, it was a little confusing. Why? Why reveal this? On the one hand, I saw it as a means for the Mayor to realize that maybe his daughter was obsessed with stories for a <i>reason<\/i>. It was a form of validation for Malicia. But unlike Maurice in the early parts of this book, Keith deeply cared about the rats. And it was worth the risk to reveal the truth about the Changed creatures because <i>they could negotiate<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>This is the endgame, isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t it? This is how they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll find a way to co-exist, right??? I NEED MORE.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/youtu.be\/b6HZpPGZUgM<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <strong>My YA contemporary debut, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.markoshiro.com\/blog\/2017\/9\/22\/i-am-proud-to-announce-my-ya-contemporary-debut-anger-is-a-gift\">ANGER IS A GIFT<\/a>, is now available for pre-order!\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><strong>If you&#8217;d like to stay up-to-date on all announcements regarding my books, <a href=\"http:\/\/eepurl.com\/ey636\">sign up for my newsletter<\/a>! DO IT.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the second half of the eleventh chapter of The Amazing Maurice, Keith faces down the rat piper. Intrigued? 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