{"id":4129,"date":"2017-03-14T05:00:25","date_gmt":"2017-03-14T12:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=4129"},"modified":"2017-03-12T20:41:45","modified_gmt":"2017-03-13T03:41:45","slug":"mark-reads-carpe-jugulum-part-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2017\/03\/mark-reads-carpe-jugulum-part-16\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;Carpe Jugulum&#8217;: Part 16"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the sixteenth part of&nbsp;<i>Carpe Jugulum<\/i>, Agnes meets the citizens of Escrow and Granny tells Oats why she has no religion. Intrigued? Then it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for Mark to read&nbsp;<i>Discworld<\/i>.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>THIS IS SO IMMENSE. Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s discuss.<\/p>\n<p><b>Verence<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I cannot wait for this disaster to become real. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Magpyr Castle<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I AM SO DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH THE PREVIOUS MASTER\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S ORGAN. Through this, Pratchett establishes the two extremes: the trope-obsessed old school vampire and the &nbsp;trope-averse Magpyrs. His organ made spooky sounds!!! THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL DETAIL.<\/p>\n<p><b>Escrow<\/b><\/p>\n<p>It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hard to pinpoint exactly&nbsp;<i>what<\/i>&nbsp;I expected of this place, but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s safe to say that I figured that we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d see a more complete version of what we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d seen the Magpyrs do in Lancre. Lancre was like a phase or two out of a few. Escrow, however, was the complete package. Thus, I assumed that the whole town was completely dominated mentally by the vampires, they they willingly offered themselves up as food once or twice a month, and that the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153peace\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Vlad spoke of was a just a horrifying way to refer to subservience.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know if we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll ever learn the minute details of life in Escrow, though I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not sure they matter. Pratchett certainly gives us enough to understand the ritual of fear and terror that the people in this town live under. They line up, like \u00e2\u20ac\u0153pigs queuing for Hogswatch,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d ready to offer their bodies, though not out of a mutual respect for the vampires. Vlad&nbsp;<i>insisted<\/i>&nbsp;that this was the case, though, that this arrangement was to the benefit of everyone:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Do you see how prosperous the place is? People are&nbsp;<i>safe<\/i>&nbsp;in Escrow. They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve seen reason. No shutters on the windows, do you see? They don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have to bar their windows or hide in the cellar, which I have to admit is what people do in the\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 less well regulated areas of our country. They exchanged fear for security.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Except they&nbsp;<i>didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t<\/i>, did they? There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that damning line where Vlad says that their arrangement could have been worse, and we all know that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a shitty excuse for ANYTHING. Just because there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a worse reality that&nbsp;<i>could<\/i>&nbsp;have been doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t excuse the reality that is&nbsp;<i>now<\/i>. They had a LOTTERY. FOR CHILDREN WHO TURNED TWELVE. A little drop of blood to represent&nbsp;<i>citizenship<\/i>. THIS IS A FASCIST NIGHTMARE, Y\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ALL. And if these details weren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t enough, the mayor\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s physical behavior was evidence enough that this was not a beneficial relationship:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>As the mayor turned back, he met Agnes\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s stare. She looked away, not wanting to see that expression. People were good at imagining hells, and some they occupied while they were alive.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So at this point, I expected the worst. I expected to&nbsp;<i>watch<\/i>&nbsp;the worst. I was not ready for the town of Escrow to turn on the vampires because of\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 well, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t actually know what affected the vampires so&nbsp;<i>viscerally<\/i>. Something drains them of energy<i>;&nbsp;<\/i>causes them to VICIOUSLY bicker with one another;&nbsp;makes it hard for them to attack anyone; prevents them from biting nearly&nbsp;<i>anyone<\/i>. There are a few exceptions: the Mayor and another citizen are killed, and Agnes is bit\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 I think? She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s got the marks, but claims he missed, but her internal monologue suggests that there&nbsp;<i>is<\/i>&nbsp;a darkness and a hunger growing within her. So\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 perhaps she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s fighting it like Granny is? Or maybe she wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t bit? I NEED TO KNOW, OH MY GOD.<\/p>\n<p><b>Faith<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I made a comment in the video for this part of&nbsp;<i>Carpe Jugulum&nbsp;<\/i>that this book is like a quiet sequel to&nbsp;<i>Small Gods<\/i>. Through Mightily Oats\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s story, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re seeing what Omnianism has become in the modern Discworld. Brutha\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s acts set forth schisms that are impossible to count, and those contradictory ideas all seem to rest within Oats\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s head. Based on his conversation with Granny, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d argue that he no longer&nbsp;<i>has<\/i>&nbsp;a religion, at least not in the sense that he thinks he does.<\/p>\n<p>Pratchett makes a distinction between faith and religion here through Granny, but in doing so, explains why Granny would never pursue a religion for herself. That distinction comes from&nbsp;<i>certainty<\/i>. If Granny believed a god was real, there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d be no room for faith, at least as humans practice it most of the time. She speaks of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153true faith\u00e2\u20ac\u009d here instead, of a belief that is so certain and exact that there is no longer room for error. Interpretation. Doubt.&nbsp;<i>That&nbsp;<\/i>is what frightens Granny about religion: it can lead a person to discard one of the most wonderful things about being human. What is life without questioning the things around you? Learning how to be good to others? Pursuing knowledge and experience? It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a generalized critique, sure, but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s something that resonated with me. Most of the people I had problems with in my teenage years were those of the certain sort. They had the entire world figured out; they truly believed they knew everything that was to be known, all because their god or their Bible or their religion told them that this was the case.<\/p>\n<p>You can imagine my frustration with this, given that I often did not fit anywhere into the perfectly-ordered worlds that these people had constructed. And instead of wanting to learn more about me or people like me, I was cast out. Denigrated. Demonized.<\/p>\n<p>I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t imagine living in this world and feeling like I knew&nbsp;<i>enough<\/i>. I never want to stop learning about people. Places. Things. And perhaps that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a simplification of everything, but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s one reason why I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll ever be religious either.<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/youtu.be\/WzImfwCgnOc?a<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/markdoesstuff?ty=h\" target=\"_blank\">I am now on Patreon<\/a>! There are various levels of support, from $1 up to whatever you want! You&#8217;ll get to read a private blog, extra reviews, and other such rewards. I POST A LOT OF CUTE PHOTOS, OKAY. 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