{"id":4066,"date":"2017-01-09T05:00:29","date_gmt":"2017-01-09T13:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=4066"},"modified":"2017-01-02T11:31:20","modified_gmt":"2017-01-02T19:31:20","slug":"mark-reads-the-last-continent-part-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2017\/01\/mark-reads-the-last-continent-part-13\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;The Last Continent&#8217;: Part 13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the thirteenth part of\u00c2\u00a0<i>The Last Continent<\/i>, Ponder discovers his destiny; the wizards escape; Rincewind does a lot of gross things. Intrigued? Then it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for Mark to read\u00c2\u00a0<i>Discworld<\/i>.\u00c2\u00a0<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>So. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m now more than 60% of the way through\u00c2\u00a0<i>The Last Continent<\/i>, and I still don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know what\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s happening. That sounds like an exaggeration when I read it, and I want to be careful to make sure this doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t sound like I hate it. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a lot of fun to read out loud; the book is more like a collection of humorous vignettes than the rest of the\u00c2\u00a0<i>Discworld<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0books. At the same time, I feel impatient while reading\u00c2\u00a0<i>The Last Continent<\/i>. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a strange thing to admit because\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 well, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my fault I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m reading this in 20-page spurts, you know? I CAN\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T BLAME ANYONE BUT MYSELF.<\/p>\n<p>I worried that this might just be a Rincewind problem, but you know what? As much as I disliked\u00c2\u00a0<i>Interesting Times<\/i>, at least there WAS a gradually building plot within it. Here, the wizards are now barely away from Mono Island and, as I predicted, Pratchett found a way to get Ponder Stibbons back with the rest of the wizards, eliminating any real, lasting change for this character. (Again: for now. I will take this back if it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s leading to something else.) I feel like I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been stuck on this island or with Rincewind suffering in the desert for a long, long time, and there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s nothing in the text yet to give me a hint how this is all going to come together.<\/p>\n<p>Usually, Pratchett drops hints along the way. He pushes his characters from one dramatic scene to another and demonstrates how they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d react to it. Here, though, I get the sense that both Rincewind and the wizards are moving from one joke to another, not one plot point to another. Granted, I have no interest in the wizards obsessing over Mrs. Whitlow. Unless it was from her perspective, I just wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t going to be entertained by that. I was amused by the gag where Rincewind made a sheep-stealer take off in terror while he was searching for water, but what does this all mean? Is this his means into Bugarup?<\/p>\n<p>Probably. But I still have no clue what anyone is supposed to be doing. There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a part of me that wonders if this is the whole parody element: what if Rincewind is forced on a quest without knowing his purpose until the very end? That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s amusing, I suppose, but as the reader, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m getting frustrated that\u00c2\u00a0<i>I<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0still don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know what Rincewind is supposed to do, why it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s truly important, and how the wizards end up imprinted through time. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a lot of information to keep from the reader for this long, you know?<\/p>\n<p>I want to believe that this will all come together by the finale, and I also have to accept that the nature of Mark Reads means that sometimes, I will be reading books in a way that breaks them up oddly. Still, I will admit to appreciating that the God of Evolution\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s most perfect creature is a cockroach. I should have seen that one coming.<\/p>\n<p>vid<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/markdoesstuff?ty=h\" target=\"_blank\">I am now on Patreon<\/a>! There are various levels of support, from $1 up to whatever you want! You&#8217;ll get to read a private blog, extra reviews, and other such rewards. I POST A LOT OF CUTE PHOTOS, OKAY. Think of it like a private Tumblr blog that only SPECIAL PEOPLE get to read.<\/b><br \/>\n&#8211; I have updated my list of conventions and events for the remainder of the year and much of next year.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/tour-dates-appearances\/\" target=\"_blank\">Check the full list of events on my Tour Dates \/ Appearances page.<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; My <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/calendar\/embed?src=815s3sbr8clhdi9tn8k7r3tim4%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;ctz=America\/Los_Angeles\">Master Schedule<\/a> is updated for the near and distant future for most projects, so please check it often.\u00c2\u00a0<b>My next Double Features for Mark Watches have been announced <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2016\/06\/here-is-the-updated-mw-double-features-schedule\/\">here.<\/a><br \/>\n<\/b>-\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/markdoesstuff\">Mark Does Stuff is on Facebook!<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0I&#8217;ve got a community page up that I&#8217;m running. Guaranteed shenanigans!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the thirteenth part of\u00c2\u00a0The Last Continent, Ponder discovers his destiny; the wizards escape; Rincewind does a lot of gross things. Intrigued? 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