{"id":3658,"date":"2016-01-05T05:00:14","date_gmt":"2016-01-05T13:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=3658"},"modified":"2015-12-27T19:01:05","modified_gmt":"2015-12-28T03:01:05","slug":"mark-reads-men-at-arms-part-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2016\/01\/mark-reads-men-at-arms-part-14\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;Men at Arms&#8217;: Part 14"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the fourteenth part of\u00c2\u00a0<i>Men at Arms<\/i>, Carrot and Angua get closer to solving the mystery. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to read\u00c2\u00a0<i>Discworld<\/i>.\u00c2\u00a0<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>AHHHHH, JUST WHEN I THINK I KNOW WHAT&#8217;S GOING ON, I DON&#8217;T. I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL.<\/p>\n<p><b>Carrot<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Watching Carrot evolve into a powerful detective and member of the Watch is MY FAVORITE THING. I felt such a surge of elation when I understood\u00c2\u00a0<i>why<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0Carrot had asked to see the Hall of Faces in the Fools&#8217; Guild. And I think that&#8217;s actually a sign of good writing!!! The concept that Pratchett was asking us to comprehend was a little challenging at first, and that&#8217;s partially because we have to view the world through another lens. To the clowns, their face is a unique marker of their identity. No one clown has the same face as another clown. Fine, I could understand that. But Carrot and Angua&#8217;s question focused on another issue: could a clown wear another clown&#8217;s unique face? And the answer is NO! The question is so offensive to Boffo that he literally cannot bear to listen to the theory for another second.<\/p>\n<p>Why is this important? BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT SOMEONE WHO WASN&#8217;T A CLOWN PRETENDED TO\u00c2\u00a0<i>BE<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0BEANO. And\u00c2\u00a0<i>that<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0conclusion is so vital because it explains the impossible discovery that Cuddy and Detritus made. There were not two dead Beanos in the world. They had found\u00c2\u00a0<i>Edward&#8217;s body<\/i>. EDWARD D&#8217;EATH DIED. It happened sometime after the theft of the gonne and after Hammerhock&#8217;s death. WHICH MEANS THAT\u00c2\u00a0<i>SOMEONE ELSE<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0FIRED UPON VIMES AND KILLED THE BEGGAR. What the fuck y&#8217;all??? I GENUINELY DID NOT HAVE THIS ON MY RADAR AT ALL. I mean, it makes a lot more sense than two Beanos existing at the exact same time. (Of course, this is the Discworld. Strange things happen in Ankh-Morpork.)<\/p>\n<p>I just find it very satisfying that we get both a massive plot update\u00c2\u00a0<i>and<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0character development for Carrot. He continues to evolve as a leader in the Watch in Vimes&#8217;s absence, and he inspires others around him! Would Angua have decided to go after the Assassins&#8217; Guild clue if it weren&#8217;t for Carrot? Not to suggest that she&#8217;s not an independent person or that she&#8217;s incapable of making decisions on her own. THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAN. It&#8217;s just that she feels compelled to be a better member of the Citizen&#8217;s Watch when she&#8217;s around him.<\/p>\n<p>LET&#8217;S TALK ABOUT HER.<\/p>\n<p><b>Angua<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Briefly: WHO TOOK UP EDWARD&#8217;S MANTLE?<\/p>\n<p>As important as Carrot&#8217;s role in this is, I think it&#8217;s just as important to acknowledge how spectacular Angua is as well. I&#8217;d even argue that she&#8217;s taking a much bigger risk by using her werewolf powers to scour crime scenes. What if she&#8217;s caught? No one at the Watch has figured out what she really is. Will they tolerate her once they do? She&#8217;s risking her entire career here! And yet she does it regardless. She makes her way into the Assassins&#8217; Guild to spy on the assassins, who are in a frenzy because of what Edward D&#8217;Eath has done. So, at this point, the characters are\u00c2\u00a0<i>almost<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0to the truth; they&#8217;ve got most of the facts in this case. And yet? It still feels like they&#8217;re so far from the truth. Why is that smell that Angua senses so important? Why does it smell wrong?\u00c2\u00a0<i>Who took Edward&#8217;s place after killing him and dumping his body under Ankh-Morpork?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I DON&#8217;T GET IT.<\/p>\n<p><b>Techniques<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I FIND IT ENDLESSLY HILARIOUS THAT CARROT BREAKS UP A POSSIBLE RIOT BY CONSCRIPTING TROLLS AND DWARFS INTO THE CITIZENS&#8217; WATCH. THEN HE FURTHER GOADS THEM ON BY PLAYING OFF THEIR DESIRE TO COMPETE WITH EACH OTHER, AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND POETIC AND CARROT IS A FORCE OF UNENDING GOOD IN THIS UNIVERSE.<\/p>\n<p>Let us also appreciate this brilliant moment when Carrot confronts Quirke about Coalface:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Can you tell me what evidence you have against the prisoner Coalface?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That damn troll? It&#8217;s a troll!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Quirke looked around.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look, I don&#8217;t have to tell you with everyone here \u00e2\u20ac\u201c&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;As a matter of fact, according to the rules, you do. That&#8217;s why it&#8217;s called evidence. It means &#8216;that which is seen&#8217;.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I love that when Quirke spouts bigotry, Carrot forces him to elaborate on it by refusing to accept the answer. Coalface is a troll. Yes! So? What does that mean? PLEASE TELL US, QUIRKE. And he does, in all his beautiful, racist splendor. Coalface is guilty because\u00c2\u00a0<i>all trolls are guilty of something.\u00c2\u00a0<\/i>So what does Carrot do? Knock Quirke out and order Coalface freed. JUST LIKE THAT. Unfortunately, I&#8217;m a little worried about the &#8220;variety of concealed weapons&#8221; at the end of this section. Don&#8217;t fight Carrot, y&#8217;all! He&#8217;s doing what&#8217;s best!!!<\/p>\n<p>vid<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/markdoesstuff?ty=h\" target=\"_blank\">I am now on Patreon<\/a><\/b>!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2015\/05\/updates-european-tour-patreon-h-a-l-p\/\" target=\"_blank\">MANY SURPRISES ARE IN STORE FOR YOU IF YOU SUPPORT ME<\/a>.<br \/>\n&#8211; I\u00c2\u00a0will be at numerous conventions in 2016! <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/tour-dates-appearances\/\" target=\"_blank\">Check the full list of events on my Tour Dates \/ Appearances page.<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; My <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/calendar\/embed?src=815s3sbr8clhdi9tn8k7r3tim4%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;ctz=America\/Los_Angeles\">Master Schedule<\/a> is updated for the near and distant future for most projects, so please check it often.\u00c2\u00a0<b>My next Double Features for Mark Watches will be seasons 1 &amp; 2 of\u00c2\u00a0<em>The 100<\/em>, <em>Death Note<\/em>, and\u00c2\u00a0<em>Neon Genesis Evangelion<\/em>. On Mark Reads, Diane Duane&#8217;s <i>Young Wizards<\/i> series will replace the Emelan books.<br \/>\n<\/b>-\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/markdoesstuff\">Mark Does Stuff is on Facebook!<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0I&#8217;ve got a community page up that I&#8217;m running. Guaranteed shenanigans!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the fourteenth part of\u00c2\u00a0Men at Arms, Carrot and Angua get closer to solving the mystery. Intrigued? 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