{"id":3626,"date":"2015-12-01T09:00:59","date_gmt":"2015-12-01T17:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=3626"},"modified":"2015-12-20T23:20:28","modified_gmt":"2015-12-21T07:20:28","slug":"mark-does-stuff-holiday-cards-are-available-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2015\/12\/mark-does-stuff-holiday-cards-are-available-right-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Does Stuff Holiday Cards are available RIGHT NOW!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Y&#8217;all, it is time for my favorite part of the year. Forget my obsession with holiday-themed lattes and Christmas lights and ALL THE DELICIOUS FOOD. For the third year in a row, I am writing y&#8217;all ridiculous stories and letters and other such things. If you missed out on this last year, now is the time to get a one-of-a-kind card from me this holiday season!\u00c2\u00a0<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-does-stuff-holiday-card-extravaganza\" target=\"_blank\">This year&#8217;s cards now have a\u00c2\u00a0<strong>500 word limit<\/strong>, and they&#8217;ll cost you $25 to get one<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>They are available internationally at no extra cost<\/strong>. All will feature a handwritten note of thanks from me, and like last year, the actual story\/prompt\/fic will be typed and mounted\u00c2\u00a0inside the card itself.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re unfamiliar with what these are, <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.tumblr.com\/tagged\/mds-holiday\" target=\"_blank\">a card purchase gives you the chance<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/mds-holiday\" target=\"_blank\">to tell me what to write to you<\/a>. See it as a challenge for me to write fanfiction, flash fiction, motivational letters, or other shenaniganry, and you get a holiday card that is literally one of a kind. It&#8217;s a lot of fun for me, too, and it helps ensure I can go home for the holidays and pay my end-of-the-year bills. Please see the full list of instructions and rules in my store, as there are some boundaries I have to set. Otherwise, I am\u00c2\u00a0once again thrilled to make you regret every choice you&#8217;ve ever made in life that&#8217;s led up to this point. (I love puns a lot, expect cards with soul-crushing holiday puns.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-does-stuff-holiday-card-extravaganza\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3066\" src=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Marks-Holiday-Cards.jpg\" alt=\"Marks-Holiday-Cards\" width=\"384\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you have any questions about this, I&#8217;ll answer them in the comments, or feel free to email me for more private things!\u00c2\u00a0<strong>markreadsandwatches at gmail dot com\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>As was the case in the past, you are always welcome to post your cards online so others may see them. Please use the tag &#8220;MDSHoliday&#8221; for social media so other MDS readers can see them; I&#8217;ll also retweet\/reblog them as well.<\/p>\n<p>HUZZAH!\u00c2\u00a0Let the holiday shenanigans begin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Y&#8217;all, it is time for my favorite part of the year. Forget my obsession with holiday-themed lattes and Christmas lights and ALL THE DELICIOUS FOOD. For the third year in a row, I am writing y&#8217;all ridiculous stories and letters &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2015\/12\/mark-does-stuff-holiday-cards-are-available-right-now\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[149],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-does-stuff-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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