{"id":3573,"date":"2015-10-19T05:00:32","date_gmt":"2015-10-19T12:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=3573"},"modified":"2015-10-18T23:54:14","modified_gmt":"2015-10-19T06:54:14","slug":"mark-reads-lords-and-ladies-part-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2015\/10\/mark-reads-lords-and-ladies-part-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;Lords and Ladies&#8217;- Part 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the fifth part of <i>Lords and Ladies<\/i>, Granny faces down with Diamanda. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to read <i>Discworld<\/i>.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><b>Trigger Warning: For discussion of cissexism<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a quarter of the way through this book, and I still don&#8217;t know where the story is going. HELP.<\/p>\n<p><b>Memory<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So while I am busy not understanding the Lord and Ladies, despite that all the evidence is probably there and y&#8217;all are cackling endlessly at me, let&#8217;s talk about one of the cooler parts of this books thus far:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The point was that Granny Weatherwax had a feeling she was going to die. This was beginning to get on her nerves.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s a bold thing for Pratchett to drop into his book on page 72. But how much is he going to commit to this? Is this threat legitimate? He&#8217;s killed off a few characters before, and Rincewind was off in another dimension for a few books. But he could <i>really<\/i> kill off Granny Weatherwax at this point? I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a stretch for me to suggest that she&#8217;s an iconic character within the <i>Discworld<\/i> series, and she&#8217;s also an integral and necessary part of the witches. How could you do this without her?<\/p>\n<p>But as far as I can tell, he&#8217;s ready to commit to a world without her. He&#8217;s having her write her will, y&#8217;all. That seems like a huge deal! (It&#8217;s also rather sweet, given what she says concerning Magrat.) Is there some <i>other<\/i> reason that her &#8220;memory&#8221; shows a future that&#8217;s completely blank? WHAT&#8217;S GOING TO HAPPEN?<\/p>\n<p><b>Showdown at Noon<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I suspect that this is not the last time we&#8217;ll see Diamanda or Agnes, especially since Diamanda <i>does<\/i> possess a real power within her. (Did someone from the other universe give it to her? That&#8217;s my guess.) And while there&#8217;s certainly a bit of a parody of the whole GET OFF MY LAWN MENTALITY, Pratchett <i>does<\/i> resolve Granny&#8217;s battle with this young witch in a really neat way. I didn&#8217;t see this as an example of headology, though. I think that the point of all of this is that being a witch has little to do with <i>power<\/i>. As Nanny puts it, it&#8217;s all how that power is <i>used<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>So how does Diamanda wield power? As something to be cast about, to prove her worth, and to possibly even hurt others. I&#8217;m guessing that she was the one that suggested that the staring contest be with the <i>sun<\/i>, not each other. And why not? Why not exploit Granny&#8217;s physical weakness? Why not just go for the absurd? Diamanda does it, ostensibly so she can protect herself with her magic and succeed against Granny. Except that&#8217;s not how this works in Lancre, does it? In Lancre, as much fear as there might be for witches, these people understand that witches are a part of their culture. They&#8217;re there because they <i>help<\/i> others. That&#8217;s something we&#8217;ve seen time and time again in every book where the witches were the main characters! They <i>care<\/i> about Lancre, and that&#8217;s what makes them witches, at least more so than Diamanda.<\/p>\n<p><b>Magrat<\/b><\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s never going to make it as a queen. That&#8217;s my prediction. The world of witches is where she belongs, even though Granny hasn&#8217;t exactly made her feel welcomed. She&#8217;s bored in the palace, her life there has virtually no meaning outside the ceremonies that are expected of a queen, and she&#8217;s got no purpose. Verence isn&#8217;t exactly helping her deal with this either. He&#8217;s off being all kingly and leaving her behind to do\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 what? Nothing at all, it seems. Does he care? As far as I can tell, not even a little bit!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, but he&#8217;s had a play written for her! How charming, I suppose. Does he care about Magrat&#8217;s emotional welfare at all? Look, I don&#8217;t think Verence is being evil or cruel to her; I think he&#8217;s just oblivious to anything that isn&#8217;t him or his life, you know?<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m not a fan of the utilization of the &#8220;man in a dress&#8221; joke <i>again<\/i> in another <i>Discworld <\/i>book. Unfortunately, it seems like Pratchett might commit to this for more than just a single scene or gag, given that performers for Verence&#8217;s play are all men. There&#8217;s no voice here to <i>any<\/i> sort of disagreement with the men who are concerned about appearing in public wearing dresses and make-up. Ultimately, it feels just like the kind of casual cissexism that permeates a lot of fiction. The parody isn&#8217;t of all-men casts. It feels like a vehicle for these men to whine about gendered clothing.<\/p>\n<p>I also just feel super fucking weird about someone named Bestiality. Who&#8217;s the audience for that joke, y&#8217;all? Maybe some of the <i>Supernatural <\/i>writers, but not me.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=EPmYkRbAmJk<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/markdoesstuff?ty=h\" target=\"_blank\">I am now on Patreon<\/a><\/b>!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2015\/05\/updates-european-tour-patreon-h-a-l-p\/\" target=\"_blank\">MANY SURPRISES ARE IN STORE FOR YOU IF YOU SUPPORT ME<\/a>.<br \/>\n&#8211; I\u00c2\u00a0will be at Borderlands Books, Book Riot Live, and Windycon this fall! <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/tour-dates-appearances\/\" target=\"_blank\">Check the full list of events on my Tour Dates \/ Appearances page.<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; My <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/calendar\/embed?src=815s3sbr8clhdi9tn8k7r3tim4%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;ctz=America\/Los_Angeles\">Master Schedule<\/a> is updated for the near and distant future for most projects, so please check it often.\u00c2\u00a0<b>My next Double Features for Mark Watches will be <i>Kings, <\/i>season 1 of\u00c2\u00a0<em>Sense8<\/em>, season 1 of\u00c2\u00a0<em>Agent Carter<\/em>, seasons 1 &amp; 2 of\u00c2\u00a0<em>The 100<\/em>, <em>Death Note<\/em>, and\u00c2\u00a0<em>Neon Genesis Evangelion<\/em>. On Mark Reads, Diane Duane&#8217;s <i>Young Wizards<\/i> series will replace the Emelan books.<br \/>\n<\/b>-\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/markdoesstuff\">Mark Does Stuff is on Facebook!<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0I&#8217;ve got a community page up that I&#8217;m running. Guaranteed shenanigans!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the fifth part of Lords and Ladies, Granny faces down with Diamanda. Intrigued? 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