{"id":3431,"date":"2015-07-07T05:00:04","date_gmt":"2015-07-07T12:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=3431"},"modified":"2015-07-05T15:17:02","modified_gmt":"2015-07-05T22:17:02","slug":"mark-reads-witches-abroad-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2015\/07\/mark-reads-witches-abroad-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;Witches Abroad&#8217;: Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the first part of\u00c2\u00a0<i>Witches Abroad<\/i>, WHAT. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to read\u00c2\u00a0<i>Discworld<\/i>.\u00c2\u00a0<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><b>Trigger Warning: For xenophobia\/racism<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s happening, BUT I&#8217;M OKAY WITH THAT.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Story<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to say that my work here on Mark Reads has demonstrated that stories shape us. They&#8217;ve certainly done that for me, you know? They&#8217;ve changed my opinions; they&#8217;ve changed my perceptions; they&#8217;ve changed my\u00c2\u00a0<i>life<\/i>. So it&#8217;s fascinating to me that this is how Pratchett chooses to open this novel. The\u00c2\u00a0<i>Discworld<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0books have always been highly referential, you know? They build off stories and tropes and fairy tales that many of us are intimately familiar with. You can&#8217;t ignore that aspect of these stories. So what makes\u00c2\u00a0<i>this<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0story different? How is it not a repetition of what we&#8217;ve seen before?<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, I&#8217;m into this already because the meta nature of the introduction and the references that come after it. Because seriously:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This is a story about stories.<\/p>\n<p>Or what it really means to be a fairy godmother.<\/p>\n<p>Bit it&#8217;s also, particularly, about reflections and mirrors.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>OKAY.\u00c2\u00a0<i>YES<\/i>. Yes??? Y E S. Please,\u00c2\u00a0<i>please<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0deconstruct Cinderella or something. I actually could not tell (yet!!!) if Pratchett was dismantling a specific fairy tale or just the many tropes that appear in them in general, but mirrors\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 maybe it&#8217;s\u00c2\u00a0<i>Snow White<\/i>?<\/p>\n<p><b>You&#8217;ve Lost<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Except that Desiderata Hollow doesn&#8217;t fit into\u00c2\u00a0<i>any<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0of this. Oh man, I\u00c2\u00a0<i>loved<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0the mysterious and ambiguous introduction of Desiderata, which called back to the opening of\u00c2\u00a0<i>Moving Pictures<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0in one sense: Did Desiderata&#8217;s death bring chaos with it? Had they been the gatekeeper for something awful? Or had their power stopped some evil\u00c2\u00a0<i>thing<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0from gaining control? I love power struggles like this in general (HELLO,\u00c2\u00a0<i>LOST<\/i>, WHICH I HAVE BEEN RE-WATCHING AND UTTERLY ENJOYING), and this one seems like a doozy. Pratchett cleverly waits to reveal that Desiderata was a fairy godmother until she&#8217;s discussing it with Death, which is a FANTASTIC scene.<\/p>\n<p>But what does it all mean? Who exactly is Lady Lilith? Is her second sight a glimpse of a\u00c2\u00a0<i>Cinderella\u00c2\u00a0<\/i>parody or something more? And why did that face in the mirror say that she had\u00c2\u00a0<i>lost<\/i>??? LOST WHAT???<\/p>\n<p><b>Lady Lilith<\/b><\/p>\n<p>And then, Pratchett wastes no time introducing us to Lady Lilith, the other half of the godmother pair, and SHE IS ALREADY TERRIFYING. I think that&#8217;s a matter of perspective, though, because from the outside, she doesn&#8217;t seem like a good person. That&#8217;s despite that she thinks stuff like this:<\/p>\n<p>[Desiderata] was one of those people afraid to do good for fear of doing harm, who took it all so seriously that they&#8217;d constipate themselves with moral anguish before granting the wish of a single ant.<\/p>\n<p>Brutal and cruel? Perhaps, but not exactly the most untrue statement imaginable. So does Lady Lilith\u00c2\u00a0<i>want<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0to do good? Is that what I&#8217;m supposed to take away from this? I&#8217;d say yes, but this line creeps me out:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Nothing stood in the way of what Lilith liked more than anything else.<\/p>\n<p>A happy ending.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That sounds\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 vaguely threatening, no? I&#8217;M SCARED.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Witches<\/b><\/p>\n<p>If absence makes the heart grow fonder, then I&#8217;m pleased it&#8217;s been quite some time since I last got to read about Nanny Ogg, Granny Weatherwax, and Magrat. What a\u00c2\u00a0<i>treat<\/i>, y&#8217;all! And even they jump right into the action, openly discussing who they want to put forward to take Desiderata&#8217;s place. I assumed that this meant that the witches were responsible for fairy godmothers in some way, correct? I mean, I guess I&#8217;d never previously considered that godmothers\u00c2\u00a0<i>were<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0witches, but it makes sense that they would be.<\/p>\n<p>Which means I\u00c2\u00a0<i>totally<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0want Magrat to be the next fairy godmother. It feels like her characterization hasn&#8217;t changed much since\u00c2\u00a0<i>Wyrd Sisters<\/i>, at least in terms of her genuine nature and her optimism. But what I\u00c2\u00a0<i>did<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0notice about Magrat \u00e2\u20ac\u201c at least from what I heard out of the mouths of the other two witches \u00e2\u20ac\u201c was that she&#8217;d learned to be far more independent than she&#8217;d ever been before. That drive felt new to me, something that only could have existed post-<i>Wyrd Sisters<\/i>. I appreciate that! I love that she rejects the king, refuses to be objectified, and goes off to teach her own self-defense classes. She&#8217;s certainly\u00c2\u00a0<i>proud<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0to be a witch, but she&#8217;s also willing to do it in her own way. Screw tradition! Magrat is the living embodiment of change here, and she&#8217;s clearly willing to do things differently than everyone else.<\/p>\n<p>Granny? Not so much. This section was painful:<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not the same as foreign. Foreign&#8217;s where they gabble at you in heathen lingo and eat foreign muck and worship, you know,\u00c2\u00a0<i>objects<\/i>,&#8221; said Granny Weatherwax, goodwill diplomat.<\/p>\n<p>My hope is that the events of this book challenge that opinion because good\u00c2\u00a0<i>lord<\/i>, that&#8217;s a pretty terrible thing to say, you know? So what might take the witches abroad, which would hopefully alter her perspective, too? World travel to find the witch to replace Desiderata? I LOVE THIS IDEA, MAKE IT HAPPEN.<\/p>\n<p>The original text contains use of the word &#8220;madness.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=P3_OR-3cFPE<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2015\/05\/updates-european-tour-patreon-h-a-l-p\/\" target=\"_blank\">Please help book\/finalize the Mark Does Stuff European Tour!<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/markdoesstuff?ty=h\" target=\"_blank\">I am now on Patreon<\/a><\/b>!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2015\/05\/updates-european-tour-patreon-h-a-l-p\/\" target=\"_blank\">MANY SURPRISES ARE IN STORE FOR YOU IF YOU SUPPORT ME<\/a>.<br \/>\n&#8211; The Mark Does Stuff Tour 2015 is now live and includes dates across the U.S., Canada, Europe, the U.K., and Ireland. <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/tour-dates-appearances\/\" target=\"_blank\">Check the full list of events on my Tour Dates \/ Appearances page.<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; My <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/calendar\/embed?src=815s3sbr8clhdi9tn8k7r3tim4%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;ctz=America\/Los_Angeles\">Master Schedule<\/a> is updated for the near and distant future for most projects, so please check it often.\u00c2\u00a0<b>My next Double Features for Mark Watches will be the remainder of\u00c2\u00a0<i>The Legend of Korra<\/i>, series 8 of\u00c2\u00a0<i>Doctor Who<\/i>, and <i>Kings<\/i>. On Mark Reads, Diane Duane&#8217;s <i>Young Wizards<\/i> series will replace the Emelan books.<br \/>\n<\/b>-\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/markdoesstuff\">Mark Does Stuff is on Facebook!<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0I&#8217;ve got a community page up that I&#8217;m running. Guaranteed shenanigans!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the first part of\u00c2\u00a0Witches Abroad, WHAT. Intrigued? 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