{"id":3408,"date":"2015-06-15T05:00:55","date_gmt":"2015-06-15T12:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=3408"},"modified":"2015-06-15T05:58:35","modified_gmt":"2015-06-15T12:58:35","slug":"mark-reads-reaper-man-part-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2015\/06\/mark-reads-reaper-man-part-9\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;Reaper Man&#8217;: Part 9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the ninth part of\u00c2\u00a0<i>Reaper Man<\/i>, Death tells the truth to Miss Flitworth, and Windle Poons tries to find answers. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to read\u00c2\u00a0<i>Discworld<\/i>.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><b>Death and Miss Flitworth vs Death<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I JUST LOVE THIS DEVELOPMENT SO MUCH, EVERYONE. The very idea that Miss Flitworth now knows who Bill Door is \u00e2\u20ac\u201c and that a\u00c2\u00a0<i>new<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0Death is coming to claim him \u00e2\u20ac\u201c makes me so excited. She does not balk at the idea of supporting Death, either, and it&#8217;s a testament to the kind of character she has. She learns that Death lent time to save Sal&#8217;s life (well, delay Sal&#8217;s inevitable death), and it&#8217;s like a switch goes off. After learning the truth of Death&#8217;s predicament and how it affects Sal, this is what she says and does:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t reckon I owe you any favors, Mr. Door. I don&#8217;t reckon anyone in the whole world owes you any favors.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>YOU MAY BE RIGHT.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mind you, life&#8217;s got one or two things to answer for too. Fair&#8217;s fair.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I CANNOT SAY.<\/p>\n<p>Miss Flitworth gave him another long, appraising look.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s a pretty good grindstone in the corner,&#8221; she said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In that instance, she makes a choice. In what little way she can, she&#8217;s going to assist Death. Does she understand all of this? Absolutely not. But she knows that Death did something wonderful and exceptional for Sal, something he had\u00c2\u00a0<i>never<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0done before, and she appreciates that on some level. While she can&#8217;t really fight the new Death herself, she offers Death anything she can to help him sharpen his scythe.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, once she makes the connection that the Auditors are like the tax collectors on the Disc, it&#8217;s a whole new world for her. Y&#8217;all, Terry Pratchett found a way to make a literal\u00c2\u00a0<i>and<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0metaphorical wordplay out of death and taxes. HOW IS THIS LIFE REAL ANYMORE??? But here it is: Miss Flitworth determined to help Death stick it to a bunch of metaphysical tax collectors. She is a hero for the ages, y&#8217;all. And let&#8217;s also make note of what she demands of Death despite all of this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Oh.&#8221; She seemed to be considering something. &#8220;So you&#8217;ve got the rest of the day free, then?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>YES?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Then you can start getting the harvest in.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>WHAT?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;ll keep you busy. Keep your mind off things. Besides, I&#8217;m paying you sixpence a week. And sixpence is sixpence.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A WOMAN AFTER MY OWN HEART, Y&#8217;ALL.<\/p>\n<p><b>Windle Poons and Mrs. Cake<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I was definitely excited about Schleppel getting his own cellar, y&#8217;all. It&#8217;s so adorable!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know that the remaining section of this part of\u00c2\u00a0<i>Reaper Man<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0provides us with any new information. At this point, it feels like Pratchett is catching his own characters up to speed before he moves the story forward. Still, it&#8217;s neat that a wizard finally came to Mrs. Cake and was willing to\u00c2\u00a0<i>actually<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0listen to her. Windle needs her, frankly, so that he can understand what it is that he&#8217;s a part of. So she becomes a resource for him in this moment, a chance for him to discover that the world has stopped dying. Oh, plenty of things have stopped\u00c2\u00a0<i>living<\/i>, of course, but the dying has stopped. With the massive reservoir of life getting bigger by the minute, we&#8217;ve now got &#8220;living&#8221; compost heaps to add to our worries. (Somehow, that seems strangely cute to me.)<\/p>\n<p>I am certain, though, of my complete uncertainty regarding the snowglobes. I don&#8217;t get them, y&#8217;all. And it&#8217;s obvious that the other characters don&#8217;t understand their presence either. I think Windle\u00c2\u00a0<i>might<\/i>\u00c2\u00a0be the closest to figuring them out, but that &#8220;breakfast&#8221; line threw me hard. What the fuck do snow globes have to do with breakfast??? And why did they all appear so suddenly and then stop just as quickly?\u00c2\u00a0<i>How unprepared am I?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The original text contains use of the word &#8220;mad.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sCbiEk9T8mE<\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2015\/05\/updates-european-tour-patreon-h-a-l-p\/\" target=\"_blank\">Please help book\/finalize the Mark Does Stuff European Tour!<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/markdoesstuff?ty=h\" target=\"_blank\">I am now on Patreon<\/a><\/b>!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2015\/05\/updates-european-tour-patreon-h-a-l-p\/\" target=\"_blank\">MANY SURPRISES ARE IN STORE FOR YOU IF YOU SUPPORT ME<\/a>.<br \/>\n&#8211; The Mark Does Stuff Tour 2015 is now live and includes dates across the U.S., Canada, Europe, the U.K., and Ireland. <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/tour-dates-appearances\/\" target=\"_blank\">Check the full list of events on my Tour Dates \/ Appearances page.<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; My <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/calendar\/embed?src=815s3sbr8clhdi9tn8k7r3tim4%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;ctz=America\/Los_Angeles\">Master Schedule<\/a> is updated for the near and distant future for most projects, so please check it often.\u00c2\u00a0<b>My next Double Features for Mark Watches will be the remainder of\u00c2\u00a0<i>The Legend of Korra<\/i>, series 8 of\u00c2\u00a0<i>Doctor Who<\/i>, and <i>Kings<\/i>. On Mark Reads, Diane Duane&#8217;s <i>Young Wizards<\/i> series will replace the Emelan books.<br \/>\n<\/b>-\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/markdoesstuff\">Mark Does Stuff is on Facebook!<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0I&#8217;ve got a community page up that I&#8217;m running. Guaranteed shenanigans!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the ninth part of\u00c2\u00a0Reaper Man, Death tells the truth to Miss Flitworth, and Windle Poons tries to find answers. Intrigued? 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