{"id":2836,"date":"2014-07-23T05:00:32","date_gmt":"2014-07-23T12:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=2836"},"modified":"2014-07-20T14:52:15","modified_gmt":"2014-07-20T21:52:15","slug":"mark-reads-mastiff-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2014\/07\/mark-reads-mastiff-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;Mastiff&#8217;: Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\">In the first part of <i>Mastiff<\/i>, here it is. This is the most wrong I have been in the beginning of a book in the history of the universe. Record this day in the history books. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to start <i>Mastiff<\/i>.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><b>Trigger Warning: For discussion of death\/grief<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">This is definitely one of of the most shocking openers to a book that I&#8217;ve ever read. I can already see <i>why<\/i> there&#8217;s some value in the time jump, but I imagine that I&#8217;m going to have to read more of this to appreciate why it is that Tamora Pierce starts <i>Mastiff<\/i> TWO YEARS AFTER THE LAST BOOK.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Oh, what am I even saying? That&#8217;s not even the most shocking thing here. How about Pierce revealing that in the interim, Beka got <i>married<\/i> to someone named Holborn, who never met and will never meet because <b>THE FUCKING BOOK OPENS WITH HIS FUNERAL<\/b>. Let me get this out of the way first: Since women are fridged in fiction in order to give manpain to male characters, I am 100% okay with Pierce reversing the gender dynamic here, though I am not okay with HOW ALL OF THIS MADE ME FEEL. Like, can we talk about what Pierce casually reveals here?<\/p>\n<ul class=\"ul1\">\n<li class=\"li1\">Beka fell in love with a Dog, got engaged, and lost him before they were married.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">For some reason, Holborn felt compelled to impress Beka, and it&#8217;s his recklessness that got him killed by slave guards.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">In a tragic strike of irony, the pigeons show up at Holborn&#8217;s funeral, but none bear his ghost. The one time Beka needs to speak to a ghost on a pigeon? SHE DOESN&#8217;T GET IT.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">Holborn was adored by Beka&#8217;s siblings, and he actually helped repair Beka&#8217;s relationship with Dorine.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">THANKS FOR THAT DETAIL.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">Then Beka visits a spinner in the boneyard, which replays an argument she had with Holborn a few weeks prior to his own funeral, where we find out that HOLBORN WAS KIND OF AWFUL.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">SHE WAS ALREADY RETHINKING HER ENGAGEMENT TO HIM.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">HOW IS ALL OF THIS HAPPENING IN LIKE THE FIRST TEN PAGES OF THIS BOOK.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"p1\">But Beka has friends \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <i>very<\/i> good ones \u00e2\u20ac\u201c and she finds that she can rely on them in this time of grief and sadness. I&#8217;m thankful for that. I know what grief can do to a person. (That&#8217; &#8220;half ghost&#8221; line was so <i>perfect<\/i> in describing the sensation.) Beka has Rosto to help her deal with some of the small details, like what to do with Holborn&#8217;s clothes, or the big ones, like <i>eating<\/i>. I had a friend lose their father recently, and I&#8217;d forgotten how you don&#8217;t always remember to eat meals when you&#8217;re in grief. You also don&#8217;t expect the <i>guilt<\/i>, and that can be a killer. You start wondering why it is that you&#8217;re alive but someone else is not. And I admit that I definitely wanted to trade places because I reasoned that dying was better than dealing with someone else leaving this world. But Rosto is here to remind Beka that there&#8217;s something more for her, and at the very least, feeling guilty gets her nowhere.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Oh, were you expecting a slow exploration of grief? Because I assumed that&#8217;s what we&#8217;d be dealing with for a while. Pierce opened <i>Mastiff<\/i> this way, so it made sense that we&#8217;d dwell there until I figured out <i>why<\/i> we were starting things off this way. But no, NOPE. In the first fifteen or so pages of <i>Mastiff<\/i>, Beka is ALREADY ASKED TO GO ON SOME SUPER SECRET HUNT. It&#8217;s so secretive that Gershom, who beckoned her, <i>doesn&#8217;t even know why they&#8217;re going on it<\/i>. Wait, now that I think about it, I don&#8217;t even know <i>where<\/i> they&#8217;re going. Beka gets very little time to pack before she&#8217;s on a horse to the Peregrine Dock, where she boards a TERRIFYING peregrine ship. WHICH IS FUELED BY MAGE WIND. !!!!!! There, she meets up with her partner for the last couple years, Tunstall, and I am forced to acknowledge how virtually all of my predictions are utter garbage.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">So what&#8217;s this all about?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"p1\">&#8220;I&#8217;ve no idea of anything, and I&#8217;ll not hazard a guess, Mattes,&#8221; he said. The news I had called for utter secrecy and the best and smallest team with a scent hound I could assemble.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"p1\">That&#8217;s not intimidating at all!!! NO NOT AT ALL! What the hell, y&#8217;all? HOW DO YOU OPEN YOUR NOVEL WITH ALL OF THIS? AND <i>WHY<\/i>? WHAT IS GOING ON? I mean, I&#8217;m excited that I&#8217;ll get more of Tunstall and Gershom <i>immediately<\/i>. I love how Pierce wastes no time ruining my life. But I&#8217;m so overwhelmed by all of this. I imagine that&#8217;s the point, so I&#8217;m eager to find out what the reason is for framing <i>Mastiff<\/i> like this.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Seriously, Pierce opened her book with a jump in over two years and a major character death of\u00c2\u00a0someone I NEVER MET. What the hell.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">The original text contains use of the word &#8220;mad.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Video 1<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xxUo3Chatws\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Video 2<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/x48RBhgndhU\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\">&#8211; If you would like to support this website and keep Mark Does Stuff running, <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2013\/09\/help-keep-mark-does-stuff-running\/\"><span class=\"s1\">I&#8217;ve put up a detailed post explaining how you can!<\/span><\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; Please check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/\"><span class=\"s1\">MarkDoesStuff.com<\/span><\/a>. All Mark Watches videos for past shows\/season are now archived there!<br \/>\n&#8211; My <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/calendar\/embed?src=815s3sbr8clhdi9tn8k7r3tim4%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;ctz=America\/Los_Angeles\"><span class=\"s1\">Master Schedule<\/span><\/a> is updated for the near and distant future for most projects, so please check it often.<br \/>\n&#8211; I will be at quite a few conventions and will be hosting numerous events throughout the US, Canada, and Europe in 2014. <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/tour-dates-appearances\/\"><span class=\"s1\">Please check my Tour Dates\/Appearances page often to see if I&#8217;m coming to your city!<\/span><\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; Inspired by last year&#8217;s impromptu park event in London, I am taking Mark in the Park on the road! <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2014\/02\/the-official-mark-in-the-park-tour-2014\/#idc-cover\"><span class=\"s1\">You can see all the currently-planned dates and pitch your own city here.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the first part of Mastiff, here it is. This is the most wrong I have been in the beginning of a book in the history of the universe. Record this day in the history books. Intrigued? 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