{"id":2830,"date":"2014-07-16T05:00:23","date_gmt":"2014-07-16T12:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=2830"},"modified":"2014-07-13T22:55:34","modified_gmt":"2014-07-14T05:55:34","slug":"mark-reads-mort-part-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2014\/07\/mark-reads-mort-part-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;Mort&#8217;: Part 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\">In the fourth part of <i>Mort<\/i>, Mort gets an afternoon off and discovers\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 well, a lot of things. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to read <i>Mort<\/i>.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">There are so many little details here that are some of my favorite bits of worldbuilding in <i>Discworld<\/i>, y&#8217;all!<\/p>\n<ol class=\"ol1\">\n<li class=\"li1\">Death&#8217;s world has a &#8220;gloomy sun.&#8221; I NEED TO SEE THIS.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">There are black moors above the cottage!!!<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">DEATH&#8217;S LIBRARY IS FULL OF BIOGRAPHIES OF EVERYONE ON THE DISCWORLD THAT UPDATE IN REAL TIME BASED ON WHAT HAPPENS IN A PERSON&#8217;S LIFE.<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\">Death has a scythe-shaped paperknife. BLESS.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p class=\"p1\">But the most surprising detail here? That Death thought Mort had everything he needed.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"p1\">ALLRIGHT, he said grudgingly. BUT IT SEEMS TO ME YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED RIGHT HERE. THE DUTY IS NOT ONEROUS, IS IT?<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">&#8220;No, sir.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">AND YOU HAVE GOOD FOOD AND A WARM BED AND RECREATION AND PEOPLE YOUR OWN AGE.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">&#8220;Pardon, sir?&#8221; said Mort.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">MY DAUGHTER, said Death. YOU HAVE MET HER, I BELIEVE?<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">&#8220;Oh. Yes, sir.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">SHE HAS A VERY WARM PERSONALITY WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HER.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">&#8220;I am sure she has, sir.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">NEVERTHELESS YOU WISH \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Death launched the words with a spin of distaste \u00e2\u20ac\u201c AN AFTERNOON OFF?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"p1\">It&#8217;s such a revealing exchange because <i>Death is entirely serious. <\/i>He genuinely thought that Mort would be fine with this sort of arrangement, despite that Mort has virtually no way to socialize with <i>new<\/i> people. Death tried to point out that Mort met new people every day, but those people IMMEDIATELY DIED, so it&#8217;s not like he could maintain a lasting friendship with any of them. The more I thought about this, the stranger I felt. Mort would definitely get to see the world this way, but only in bits and pieces. He&#8217;d never be able to gain any sort of attachment to any of it because he&#8217;d just be popping in and out of places all over the Discworld.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">So! He convinces Death to give him an afternoon off so he can visit the mortal world, and off Mort goes to Ankh-Morpork, where he promptly misunderstands everything. But it&#8217;s not played as if Mort is a bumbling fool, I should state. Mort is new, and he doesn&#8217;t understand the world around him very well. (Like thinking a brothel is a dining establishment, for example.) But he&#8217;s <i>always<\/i> asking questions of everyone he meets, and I love that it&#8217;s through this that he grows. He learns the hard way frequently. In the last section, he tried to stop a death. In this section, he finds out that The Shades, a &#8220;inner-city area&#8221; of Ankh-Morpork, is a terrible place to walk through, alone and with a sack full of coins. (I bet Twoflower could teach him a thing or two about that.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">For the most part, Pratchett avoids what could have been a super messy scene by avoiding any racial stereotypes. (Though that language line later made me grimace. MORE ON THAT.) I admit I braced for it once we started getting into the whole &#8220;inner-city&#8221; thing because that&#8217;s coded language for poor people of color 99% of the time. Instead, he takes us through a comical interaction between Mort and a group of thieves who are perplexed by the fact that Mort questions their intentions:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"p1\">&#8220;Give us the money,&#8221; he rasped.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Mort&#8217;s hand went to the bag on his belt.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">&#8220;Hang on a minute,&#8221; he said. &#8220;What happens then?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">&#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">&#8220;I mean, is it my money or my life?&#8221; said Mort. &#8220;That&#8217;s the sort of thing robbers are supposed to demand. Your money or your life. I read that in a book once,&#8221; he added.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"p1\">That last bit reminded me of Twoflower! But I noticed that Mort was far more aware of the danger he was in; this was not at all like Twoflower&#8217;s constant optimism. So he stalls the thieves through <i>incessant questioning<\/i>. AND IT WORKS! That&#8217;s not to imply that his plan all along was to walk through a wall. My guess is that this was entirely an accident, made possible because of Mort&#8217;s new &#8220;job.&#8221; He did say that he was sure it wasn&#8217;t his time to die!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Regardless, it&#8217;s this action that puts Mort within the house of the waiter who served him and Death earlier in the book! We meet the first Klatchians, who are a culture that feel like they&#8217;re based off something in South Asia. (If we&#8217;re taking cultural cues, then the catfish, kohl, curry, and use of rice as a base for meals makes me pretty confident that they&#8217;re based on a real-world culture.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Now, I know it&#8217;s subtle, but the line about the &#8220;fifteen words meaning &#8216;assassination'&#8221; struck me as really bizarre because I wasn&#8217;t sure what Pratchett was trying to convey. That the language wasn&#8217;t common English? (This is probably wrong, though, since they wouldn&#8217;t call the language English. I don&#8217;t actually know what it&#8217;s called!) It seems to posit that whatever language is spoken in this region is more common, and the Klatchian language is weird and wacky! It doesn&#8217;t help that the entire joke that follows this relies on the idea that immigrant cultures lead people to fundamentally misunderstanding the world. I mean, the whole idea that strange white people cause non-white people to view them as gods or demons is pretty common in fantasy, and I don&#8217;t know that Pratchett subverts that all that much here. I <i>did<\/i> find a lot of funny! The affection names they use to refer to Mort are great, and the &#8220;ancestor&#8221; hogging the rice was awesome. I just either misunderstood the intention here or there&#8217;s something else going on. I DON&#8217;T KNOW. But I do know that there&#8217;s no way that Mort is going to make it to Sto Lot and find the queen in enough time. Which makes me wonder: Is that who Death was going to claim that night? Is she Princess Keli? HMMMM. And what the <i>hell<\/i> is going on with Death? Why is he suddenly sad about claiming a life? I DON&#8217;T GET IT. SOMETHING IS HAPPENING.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">The original text contains use of the word &#8220;mad.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Video 1<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ACXkvjABjnU\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Video 2<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Up97VaJkC3k\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\">&#8211; If you would like to support this website and keep Mark Does Stuff running, <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2013\/09\/help-keep-mark-does-stuff-running\/\"><span class=\"s1\">I&#8217;ve put up a detailed post explaining how you can!<\/span><\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; Please check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/\"><span class=\"s1\">MarkDoesStuff.com<\/span><\/a>. 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