{"id":2713,"date":"2014-04-09T11:00:34","date_gmt":"2014-04-09T18:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=2713"},"modified":"2014-04-06T14:10:49","modified_gmt":"2014-04-06T21:10:49","slug":"mark-reads-deep-secret-chapter-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2014\/04\/mark-reads-deep-secret-chapter-24\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;Deep Secret&#8217;: Chapter 24"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the twenty-fourth chapter of <em>Deep Secret<\/em>, GODS, IT WAS RIGHT THERE. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to read <em>Deep Secret<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><!--more-->Chapter Twenty-Four<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>HOW MANY TIMES DID I SAY THAT WE NEEDED TO ACKNOWLEDGE ANDREW AND HIS WEIRDNESS OR HIS APPEARANCE IN BABYLON?<\/li>\n<li>SO CLOSE <em>AND YET MILES AWAY<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Oh God!&#8221; I said idiotically. &#8220;You have your dinner in the middle of the day!&#8221; DAKROS&#8217;S RESPONSE IS BEAUTIFUL.<\/li>\n<li>But let&#8217;s talk about Nick, because this part is also so wonderful: &#8220;Nick, for a moment, almost had me fooled. Then I remembered the smoothness with which he had three times ducked out and evaded Janine, and I realized that he intended to do it again. From the Empire this time.&#8221; GRAB YOUR BOWL OF POPCORN, THIS IS GONNA BE FANTASTIC. I know this is grossly simplifying what&#8217;s actually happening, but I couldn&#8217;t shake the hilarious thought that this was actually all about a teenage boy shirking responsibility without people knowing that&#8217;s what he&#8217;s doing. I was also so interested to find out <em>how<\/em> he was going to get past AN ENTIRE SQUADRON OF TROOPS WHO COULD TRAVEL BETWEEN PARALLEL UNIVERSES.<\/li>\n<li>Despite addressing it in the video, I also wanted to put it in text that I was so horribly wrong about guessing what Ted Mallory was going to say to Dakros. I was thinking of his behavior on the panel, where he tried to push past the fact that <em>literal magic<\/em> was happening on front of him so that he could continue speaking about his writing &#8220;job.&#8221; I completely forgot about the fact that <em>HE JUST WATCHED HIS WIFE DIE IN FRONT OF HIM<\/em>. WHICH&#8230; sweet lord, that had to be so awful.<\/li>\n<li>Maree to the rescue, though! I think it&#8217;s important that <em>Maree<\/em> is the one to finally get her&#8230; wait who is he to her now? Uncle? Father? Both? None? Anyway, she&#8217;s the first to get him to admit to a world beyond his window. It&#8217;s a huge part of his character growth in this book because he&#8217;s spent so much time being&#8230; well, a bland capitalist. And now, he&#8217;s just witnessed the sort of horrors he writes about. They&#8217;re <em>real<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Mervin Thurless sucks, pass it on.<\/li>\n<li>So, right. Everything after the short interaction with Mervin is unreal. I&#8217;ll be honest: I&#8217;m still trying to wrap my head around some of this, which worries me because there&#8217;s only one chapter left and a whole <em>lot<\/em> left ambiguously open. I will attempt as best as I can to work through what I learned, WHICH IS AS FOLLOWS.<\/li>\n<li>ROBBIOS IS ALIVE<\/li>\n<li>WOW, THAT ONE ALONE MADE ME SUPER HAPPY BECAUSE I ADORE ROB.<\/li>\n<li>Robbios brought someone with him!<\/li>\n<li>The Emperor!<\/li>\n<li>Which I had to re-read multiple times. But <em>Nick<\/em> is the Emperor, I thought. You mean the fanfare is for <em>Nick<\/em>. Why does he say Koryfos the Great? Koryfos is dead, THIS DOESN&#8217;T MAKE SENSE.<\/li>\n<li>haha<\/li>\n<li>hHA<\/li>\n<li>HASDFJKLFSDKJLFSDKLJFSD<\/li>\n<li>GOD<\/li>\n<li>Why is Zinka in this parade of people? OH SHIT, IT&#8217;S SIMON VENABLES. That&#8217;s cool!<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Following them, the Emperor came in.&#8221; <em>But he&#8217;s already in the room.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>how?<\/li>\n<li>HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;There was no question he was Koryfos the Great.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>NO THERE ARE A LOT OF QUESTIONS, MOSTLY ALL CENTERED AROUND <strong>HOW THE HELL IS THIS POSSIBLE<\/strong><strong><em><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;There was also no question that he was my neighbor Andrew as well.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I am done with you, <em>Deep Secret<\/em>. YOU HAVE TRICKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME.<\/li>\n<li>NO<\/li>\n<li>NO THIS ISN&#8217;T EVEN POSSIBLE<\/li>\n<li>HOW IS THIS TWIST IN A WORLD I LIVE IN????<\/li>\n<li>THIS IS ALL AN ELABORATE LONG CON LEADING UP TO THE MOMENT WHERE I FILM THIS REVEAL ON CAMERA, ISN&#8217;T IT????<\/li>\n<li>Koryfos literally beckons Gramos forth, and Gramos can&#8217;t disobey the order. That is some <em>boss<\/em> shit, y&#8217;all, oh my god.<\/li>\n<li>I am firmly in the camp of those who believe that Rupert should not feel guilty for what happens to Gramos here. The man murdered a ton of people, tried to kill Rupert and Maree, GAVE MAREE&#8217;S FATHER CANCER, and is undeniably a terrible person. There&#8217;s no defending what he does in this novel, and Rupert took away his magic to prevent <em>more people from dying<\/em>. Gramos chose to use magic, knowing it would kill him, as some last ditch effort to inflict emotional pain on Rupert. That&#8217;s all that display was about. He wanted Rupert to suffer.<\/li>\n<li>Fuck &#8217;em. I&#8217;m glad he&#8217;s gone.<\/li>\n<li>At this point, I was clearly overwhelmed by everything, and I understood virtually none of this. So I was particularly affected by Rupert&#8217;s self-doubt. I don&#8217;t know, it just hit me a lot harder than I expected it to. For good part of the second half of this chapter, he insults himself. He belittles his own contributions. And he assumes that everything that&#8217;s happened is his fault, and it&#8217;s just so <em>sad<\/em> to me. That&#8217;s not to say that there weren&#8217;t things Rupert could have done differently, and I think Jones <em>has<\/em> done a fine job pointing out his flaws. But there&#8217;s a difference between that and self-hatred, you know?<\/li>\n<li>One of the many things I also adore about this chapter is something I brought up in the previous review. The Empire&#8217;s carriers? Yeah, they&#8217;re parked outside the hotel, and they&#8217;re not cloaked at all. SO EVERYONE CAN SEE THEM. Which gives us this incredible exchange:<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Why is it&#8230; that they see a thing and don&#8217;t know what it is, and I tell them that it&#8217;s an unidentified flying object, and they go away perfectly satisfied?&#8221; Nick laughed. &#8220;<em>Everyone<\/em> knows what a UFO is!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>GODS ALL BLESS THIS BOOK, I SWEAR.<\/li>\n<li>Whew, wave of emotions for that tiny moment where Nick is relieved that his father still <em>wants<\/em> Nick around. That was intense, despite how short it was.<\/li>\n<li>Um, Maxim Hough? &#8220;Well&#8230; I&#8217;ve never seen anyone die before. Perhaps one should. It&#8217;s part of life, after all. But if you had told me a week ago that any of this could happen at a convention, I&#8217;d have laughed in your face.&#8221; Well, that&#8217;s a fairly optimistic view of events!<\/li>\n<li>I do finally get some answers from this chapter, though. I enjoyed the chance to get to know Simon, however brief the scene was. It&#8217;s great that the three Venables brothers are so clearly different and distinct! I can&#8217;t remember if Simon is the elder brother, but I certainly got that dynamic from Simon from the way he spoke to Rupert.<\/li>\n<li>So, Maree Mallory <em>was<\/em> Intended as the Magid that Rupert was supposed to pick!!!!<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m pleased that some of this Intention business is explained, too. For example, the whole idea that the Koryfonic Empire was &#8220;Intended&#8221; to fall? That was meant as a way to bring about Koryfos&#8217;s return. But what&#8217;s inherent in this is the admission (however subtle) that the Upper Room <em>messed up<\/em>. I don&#8217;t know how much of that they&#8217;ll admit to, but y&#8217;all, RUPERT WAS ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO BE THE EMPEROR MEANT TO COLLAPSE THE EMPIRE. How the Upper Room meant to make <em>that<\/em> a reality is beyond me.<\/li>\n<li>WHAT, THEY ARE SURE RUPERT WILL MARRY MAREE? HOLY SHIT. Does that mean the Upper Room ships people and then twists their fatelines so that they end up? <em>Is the Upper Room full of fanfic writers?<\/em><\/li>\n<li>ZINKA AND SIMON ARE MARRIED?<\/li>\n<li>WHY IS THIS BOOK CONTINUALLY SURPRISING ME?<\/li>\n<li>Lord, then there&#8217;s Koryfos\/Andrew, who unloads a ton of exposition that makes my brain hurt. The story of Koryfos&#8217;s demise is actually true; the problem, though, was that a Magid accidentally opened a gate THROUGH KORYFOS&#8217;S BODY. It scattered him into twenty pieces, cast into worlds on either side of Infinity, and half spread as ANTI-MATTER.<\/li>\n<li>Which is pretty damn cool.<\/li>\n<li>So, Koryfos had spent <em>centuries<\/em> trying to re-assemble his self, but most of this was done in an unknowing matter. He was always <em>drawn<\/em> to his other pieces and to other Magids, which explains ALL OF HIS BEHAVIOR WITH RUPERT. Oh gods, <em>there are no coincidences.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>RUPERT WAS DRIVING ANDREW TO <em>NODES<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>OH MY GOD IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.<\/li>\n<li>And this is also how he ended up in Babylon! As we already knew, that&#8217;s the only place where you can get back the parts of you that have disappeared due to being stripped. WHICH IS WHERE ROB WENT: <em>WITH KORYFOS<\/em>. Oh my god<\/li>\n<li>But I don&#8217;t understand the Archon thing at <em>all<\/em>. Of course, it&#8217;s possible this detail is buried in a past part of this book, but I can&#8217;t remember it at all. So yeah, I was extremely confused by this.<\/li>\n<li>QUACKS IN ANDREW&#8217;S POND. ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m still not sure how there&#8217;s more to this book at all. This is a deeply complicated novel, and I think re-reading it is the only way I&#8217;ll truly understand everything that happened. But I don&#8217;t need a re-read to feel quietly devastated by the sudden absence of Stan. The Upper Room took him back. \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n<li>Hey, at least Maree has her Magid training <em>and<\/em> her vet schooling to look forward to! 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