{"id":2543,"date":"2014-02-09T10:26:06","date_gmt":"2014-02-09T18:26:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=2543"},"modified":"2014-03-30T15:49:15","modified_gmt":"2014-03-30T22:49:15","slug":"hello-discworld-fandom-i-need-some-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2014\/02\/hello-discworld-fandom-i-need-some-help\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello, Discworld fandom! I need some help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve not heard, I will be starting a long, long, LONG journey on March 12th, in which I will attempt to read every\u00c2\u00a0<em>Discworld<\/em> book in publication order. Yes,\u00c2\u00a0<em>all of them<\/em>. And in order to do so, I&#8217;ll need some help from the fandom at large. SOUND THE ALARM!<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->As I&#8217;m sure some of you know, there is a challenge in adapting the\u00c2\u00a0<em>Discworld<\/em> books to the Mark Reads format: Mr. Terry Pratchett doesn&#8217;t use chapters. OH NO HOWEVER WILL I DO THIS? Well, we&#8217;ve already run into that problem before, and <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/12\/official-splits-for-tamora-pierce-provosts-dog-doggy-books-trilogy\/\" target=\"_blank\">the Queen Tammy fandom helped rectify it<\/a>! (I highly suggest checking out that guide at the link to use as reference as you delve into the\u00c2\u00a0<em>Discworld\u00c2\u00a0<\/em>books.)<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So! I have a few moderators who are\u00c2\u00a0<em>Discworld<\/em> fans who will be looking at the comments and can ferry along concerns to me. We don&#8217;t need all forty-something books completed by March 12th, but at least the first few need to be divided up so I can schedule them out! Here&#8217;s a few things to keep in mind:<\/p>\n<p><strong>1) <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/collections\/frontpage\/products\/mark-reads-mark-watches-video-commission\" target=\"_blank\">I can read about 20 pages, give or take, in a half hour commission<\/a><\/strong>. It&#8217;s okay if a section is under this. And it&#8217;s even okay, for the sake of flow or drama, to make it longer than this.\u00c2\u00a0<strong>Please note how many pages a section is once you&#8217;ve divided it up<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2) <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/collections\/frontpage\/products\/mark-reads-mark-watches-video-commission\" target=\"_blank\">If you are going to commission a section<\/a>, please make sure to note whether or not you need to purchase extra time, and\u00c2\u00a0<em>do not ignore it<\/em>.\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong>I have to schedule my days around how long I&#8217;ll need to take to complete a commission, and it&#8217;s become really hard to do so lately when someone buys a single commission and then the chapter ends up being like 10,000 words. This will make things easier for me, and will prevent any confusion later.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3) Do not make the end point in the middle of a paragraph or cliffhanger me mid-sentence<\/strong>. I&#8217;ll run the risk of not knowing I&#8217;ve reached the end of a section, and it&#8217;s needlessly cruel. Please use good taste and figure out where a natural break is.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4) I will not be reading the comments here, so you do not need to use rot13<\/strong>. Once the final splits are handed off to me, I&#8217;ll have my beginning and ending sentences rot13&#8217;d for me, but otherwise, talk spoilers as much as you want.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5) Anyone with a blue bar is a moderator. Please listen to them<\/strong>. They aren&#8217;t bossing you around for the sake of it. Treat them as you would if I were speaking to you, and please respect that they are volunteers in this community who are trying to make this a lovely place.<\/p>\n<p>Okay! Once each book in the series is done, I will add them to a master list of\u00c2\u00a0<em>Discworld<\/em> splits like I did with Tamora Pierce&#8217;s\u00c2\u00a0<em>Doggy Books<\/em>. We&#8217;ll just keep adding more as each book is split up!<\/p>\n<p>Thank y&#8217;all so much for this, and I&#8217;m\u00c2\u00a0<em>really<\/em> excited that I finally get to discover why so many people like this series.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve not heard, I will be starting a long, long, LONG journey on March 12th, in which I will attempt to read every\u00c2\u00a0Discworld book in publication order. Yes,\u00c2\u00a0all of them. And in order to do so, I&#8217;ll need some &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2014\/02\/hello-discworld-fandom-i-need-some-help\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[451],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discworld"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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