{"id":2376,"date":"2013-12-17T11:00:25","date_gmt":"2013-12-17T19:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=2376"},"modified":"2013-12-15T18:52:03","modified_gmt":"2013-12-16T02:52:03","slug":"mark-reads-the-ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-chapter-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/12\/mark-reads-the-ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-chapter-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;The Ocean at the End of the Lane&#8217;: Chapter 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the third chapter of <i>The Ocean at the End of the Lane<\/i>, a dream becomes real. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to read <i>The Ocean at the End of the Lane<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><!--more-->Chapter III<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The first time my mother disbelieved me, I was seven. My sister was four, and she took my old room. I had to move in with my brother, which was fine because we got along. Being twins, there were two sets of toys to play with, and if I got bored with my Lego set, my brother and I would switch. We liked to pretend to be each other, to try and trick our mom, but she never fell for it. It became a challenge.<\/p>\n<p>But sometimes, I resented not having a room to myself. It wasn&#8217;t because I didn&#8217;t like being around my brother. It just started to creep up on me. My brother and I would get one thing to share between us. We&#8217;d be referred to as a single unit. I wasn&#8217;t ever just Mark. It was Mark <i>and<\/i> Michael. We couldn&#8217;t wear different outfits. And the more and more attention our sister got, the more it felt like my brother and I were just one person.<\/p>\n<p>So when I found myself in the old room, looking in the closet for one of my missing Hot Wheels, I wished that I didn&#8217;t have to dig through clothes, toys, and boxes full of things that weren&#8217;t mine. I knew my mother had left a few things behind because not everything of my brother&#8217;s and my stuff fit in our room, but she had simply told me to find the Tupperware full of cars myself.<\/p>\n<p>Having failed to do so, I was neatly stacking my sister&#8217;s stuff in the closet when something hard and metal smacked me in the back of my head. I whipped around to see my sister standing in the doorway, a smirk on her face. What did you do that for? I yelled at her. When I stood up, I stepped on the very car I was looking for. By the time I managed to stand up, my sister had already bolted, and I followed behind her.<\/p>\n<p>My mother was in the living room, watching Oprah, who was the first person I ever saw have a gay guest on their show, and I had this bizarre moment where I didn&#8217;t <i>want<\/i> to interrupt Oprah, as if she would get mad that I interjected. My sister had climbed up onto the couch close to my mother, stealing glances around my mother at me, that devilish grin on her face again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What do you want, Mark?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I hesitated. Mom, I started, she just threw a car at the back of my head and \u00e2\u20ac\u201c<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, she didn&#8217;t.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She didn&#8217;t do that. She&#8217;s been here the whole time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No, I countered, she was just in the room.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you calling me a liar?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I balked. I didn&#8217;t say anything. I just backed out of the living room, realizing the impossibility of what just happened. I couldn&#8217;t win.<\/p>\n<p>This wasn&#8217;t the last time I wouldn&#8217;t be believed. But it was the first one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*<\/p>\n<p><b>Thoughts<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Actually, there was a lot here I could have responded to. The desperation of poverty, <i>particularly<\/i> realizing you are poor. That&#8217;s something that was addressed in the previous chapter, too. And this chapter also revealed that the narrator was bullied extensively by his peers at school. Frankly, I found most of chapter three to be so charming and mysterious that I didn&#8217;t want to get <i>too<\/i> sad. Plus, I&#8217;ve written about my experience with bullying a lot, and I didn&#8217;t think this was the right time.<\/li>\n<li>One of the things I love about this chapter is how Gaiman conveys grandeur. Specifically, it&#8217;s the grandeur we experience as children, a specific form of wonder about the world that often is diminished once we start perceiving that things are smaller and less fantastic than we thought they were. That&#8217;s not to suggest that every one loses their imagination or creativity, but I remember when I thought that have four quarters meant I had a fortune. I remember those UNICEF donation banks and how important I felt when I could fill them up and turn them in. I remember the joy of finding the toy in the cereal box. I love the narrator&#8217;s excitement over being &#8220;rich.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>SO WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE. As far as I can tell, this is about the opal miner&#8217;s dreams <i>literally<\/i> coming real. He wanted others to have money, and that happens, except it means that the narrator wakes up with a schilling lodged in his throat. Bills appear in people&#8217;s purses. There&#8217;s that coin that was in the fish in Lettie&#8217;s &#8220;Ocean.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>God, the Hempstocks are so matter-of-fact about whatever bizarre world they&#8217;re talking about. How can Old Mrs. Hempstock see <i>electrons<\/i>???<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I remember when the moon was made.&#8221; ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Consider that the point where I was 100% into this book because that is one of the most entertaining sentences I&#8217;ve ever read.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Ghosts can&#8217;t make things,&#8221; said Lettie. &#8220;They aren&#8217;t even good at moving things.&#8221; Hahaha, holy shit, <i>ghost condescension.<\/i> THIS IS GREAT.<\/li>\n<li>SO: Lettie is off to &#8220;bind it, close its ways, send it back to sleep.&#8221; What is Old Mrs. Hempstock talking about? A spirit? A being? The money itself?<\/li>\n<li><i>what<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Please note that the original text contains the words &#8220;mad&#8221; and &#8220;stupid.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Part 1<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xOnHOZ9yb4k\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Part 2<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/E-pS_LCUow0\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/11\/support-mark-does-stuff-with-a-holiday-card\/\">You can now purchase a personalized Holiday Card from Mark for just $20!<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; If you would like to support this website and keep Mark Does Stuff running, <a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2013\/09\/help-keep-mark-does-stuff-running\/\">I&#8217;ve put up a detailed post explaining how you can!<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211; Please check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/\">MarkDoesStuff.com<\/a>. 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