{"id":2142,"date":"2013-09-23T11:00:44","date_gmt":"2013-09-23T18:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=2142"},"modified":"2013-09-22T19:35:22","modified_gmt":"2013-09-23T02:35:22","slug":"mark-reads-the-androids-dream-chapter-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/09\/mark-reads-the-androids-dream-chapter-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;The Android&#8217;s Dream&#8217;: Chapter 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the second chapter of <i>The Android&#8217;s Dream<\/i>, I have been tricked by the literal nature of things <i>again<\/i>. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to read <i>The Android&#8217;s Dream<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><!--more-->Chapter Two<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Well, this is unexpected.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, this chapter is not as action-packed (or as fart-packed) as the opener, but it establishes the context for this book in a way chapter one could not. I really like the idea that the first chapter almost stands on its own, like it&#8217;s a short story, so it&#8217;s nice that the same humor and worldbuilding continues here. I admit that I haven&#8217;t <i>quite<\/i> figured out what&#8217;s going on here. The setting confuses me at times, though I suspect that&#8217;s intentional.<\/p>\n<p>What I can figure out, though, is that some sort of mutual colonization has taken place between Earth and various alien planets spread around the solar system. Because it&#8217;s my only source of reference, I have to try and <i>not<\/i> think that this is the same world as <i>Old Man&#8217;s War<\/i> (the first book in that series, I mean), despite that there are some similarities right off the bat. Alien-human colonization is the only strand I can see between the two, especially since this book starts off examining the government bureaucracy as opposed to the military focus of that series.<\/p>\n<p>So! I&#8217;m coming into this with as open of a mind as I can. It&#8217;s clear that Moeller&#8217;s fart attack had disastrous ramifications for trade negotiations, as he planned, but this chapter reveals just how ridiculously complicated everything is. What I didn&#8217;t expect to see is so much narration from the various parties in the government who are vying for their own piece of power. Of course, my mind instantly went to <i>The West Wing<\/i>, since I&#8217;m watching that right now for Mark Watches. In that sense, it was eerily familiar for me to read about representatives from State and Defense attempt to navigate a delicate diplomatic nightmare while doing what&#8217;s best for themselves. Because this <i>is<\/i> about political ambition as much as it is about the disaster that Moeller caused.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re introduced to Secretary of State Jim Heffer and his aide, Ben Javna, who both sit in front of Moeller&#8217;s fart device, well aware that what Moeller did was intentional, that this was all a deliberate attempt to unravel Nidu negotiations. A string of &#8220;important&#8221; people cycle through their office as the news of the &#8220;coincidental&#8221; deaths hits the news. Ted Soram, the Secretary of Trade, shows up, and the characterization we get has enough depth that these people feel familiar. I don&#8217;t know much about them beyond the surface, but the surface works at this point. I mean, I don&#8217;t even know who the main character is yet! <i>Are they ever going to show up<\/i>? What if every chapter was from the point of view of a different person??? (Oh shit, <i>don&#8217;t steal that<\/i>. That is my idea and I&#8217;m gonna do it.) (Wait, <i>The School of Essential Ingredients<\/i> by Erica Bauermeister already did this. DAMN IT.) (Oh my god, that book is fucking amazing.)<\/p>\n<p>While this book was certainly entertaining, it wasn&#8217;t until the reveal of the reasoning behind the title that I was hooked. BECAUSE I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE ABOUT ANDROIDS AND NOPE. <i>NOPE<\/i>. First of all, I love the idea that this is all based around a strange custom involving sheep and that Heffer is totally willing to help the Nidu out. On the surface, it <i>is<\/i> about diplomacy, but I also like that there&#8217;s no condescension from Heffer at all. It speaks to how <i>normalized<\/i> this all is. I&#8217;m sure Heffer is used to all sorts of weird requests or displays of tradition. But\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 oh my god, everyone. The Nidu don&#8217;t need just any sheep for their coronation ceremony:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;It needs to be a sheep of a particular breed, and a particularly rare breed. In fact, it&#8217;s a breed that was specifically designed for the Getag clan when it came to power; it&#8217;s distinguishing physical characteristic is the color of its wool.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Heffer reached over and took the tablet. It was a picture of a sheep, with electric blue wool.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The breed is called Android&#8217;s Dream,&#8221; Narf-win-Getag said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>THIS BOOK IS ABOUT <i>SHEEP<\/i>? Well:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/notexpected.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2143\" alt=\"notexpected\" src=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/notexpected.gif\" width=\"500\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t! Sheep? <i>Sheep???<\/i><\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s not <i>about<\/i> sheep so much as its about the two forces at work here. The anti-Nidu element of the government was instrumental not only in Moeller&#8217;s act, but in eradicating the world of this specific breed of sheep. Clearly, some people don&#8217;t want the Nidu anywhere on Earth. Which makes me wonder: What&#8217;s their next step? Assuming that Heffer and Javna can&#8217;t acquire an Android&#8217;s Dream sheep, won&#8217;t the Nidu attack Earth? And wasn&#8217;t it implied fairly heavily that the Nidu possessed the capacity to annihilate our planet? So\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 what are they trying to do? What&#8217;s the motivation?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure, but you better believe I want to find out. I love the drama provided here with the various governmental organizations secretly hating one another and working against the other&#8217;s best interests. I want to know more about this world! I want to know who Javna had in mind as a possible breeder for Android&#8217;s Dream. I want to know <i>why<\/i> the Nidu must be expelled from our planet. And I want to know how this book is going to unfold when it&#8217;s technically about sheep with <i>electric blue wool<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, it&#8217;s so deliciously weird, and I&#8217;m all for it.<\/p>\n<p>Please note that the words\/terms &#8220;idiot&#8221; and &#8220;nutbag&#8221; appear in the original text\/videos in case those trigger you.<\/p>\n<p>Part 1<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CS6xmyeQONI\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Part 2<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/H6v-B9HBEnI\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Part 3<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Uk0TEaftaiA\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I have redesigned <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/\">MarkDoesStuff.com<\/a>! <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/blogs\/news\/8154711-welcome-to-the-new-mark-does-stuff-store\">Check out this post explaining the new changes<\/a>, which includes the start of <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/collections\/all\/video-commissions\">a permanent archive of all Mark Watches videos<\/a>!<br \/>\n&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/06\/mark-does-stuff-summer-tour-2013-is-here\/\">The Mark Does Stuff Summer Tour is happening now! Check out the posted dates, suggest new ones, help bring me to YOUR TOWN<\/a>.<br \/>\n-\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/02\/mark-reads-harry-potter-the-deathly-hallows-is-now-available\/\"><b><i>Mark Reads Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows<\/i><\/b><b>\u00c2\u00a0is now published and available for purchase!<\/b><\/a><b>\u00c2\u00a0It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s available in ebook AND physical book format, and you can also get a discount for buying the ENTIRE SET of digital books: $25 for 7 BOOKS!!!<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><b>-\u00c2\u00a0<\/b>Video commissions are open, and <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/products\/mark-reads-mark-watches-video-commission\">you can commission a Mark Reads\/Watches video for just $25!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the second chapter of The Android&#8217;s Dream, I have been tricked by the literal nature of things again. Intrigued? 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