{"id":2092,"date":"2013-09-10T05:00:37","date_gmt":"2013-09-10T12:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=2092"},"modified":"2013-09-11T09:03:29","modified_gmt":"2013-09-11T16:03:29","slug":"mark-predicts-lady-knight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/09\/mark-predicts-lady-knight\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Predicts ‘Lady Knight’"},"content":{"rendered":"

WHAT?\u00c2\u00a0ONLY ONE BOOK LEFT<\/em>? THIS IS A TRAGEDY. But that\u00c2\u00a0does<\/em> mean I’ve got another prediction post to embarrass myself with. Those are always fun! This time is especially ridiculous, not just because it’s the final\u00c2\u00a0Protector of the Small<\/em> book, but because I have like\u00c2\u00a0one thing I can truly predict<\/em>. Okay, maybe\u00c2\u00a0two<\/em> things. HERE COMES A LOT OF GUESSING.<\/p>\n

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So, let’s go over my\u00c2\u00a0Squire<\/em> predictions first:<\/p>\n

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I assume Kel becomes a knight at the end of the book.\u00c2\u00a0Huzzah! 1\/1<\/strong><\/li>\n
So does Neal!\u00c2\u00a0Huzzah! 2\/2<\/strong><\/li>\n
Kel will have her first kiss.\u00c2\u00a0More huzzah! 3\/3<\/strong><\/li>\n
We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll find out who kidnapped organized the kidnapping of Lalasa and Jump.\u00c2\u00a0I AM ON A ROLL. 4\/4<\/strong><\/li>\n
I think it was Joren.\u00c2\u00a0I AM A WIZARD. 5\/5<\/strong><\/em><\/li>\n
Kel will have difficulty finding a knight to be a squire under. TECHNICALLY. 6\/6<\/b><\/span><\/li>\n
But she will gain one by the halfway point of the book.\u00c2\u00a0OKAY. This is also technically true? I said\u00c2\u00a0by<\/em> the halfway point. That happened! I just want a really good score for once. \ud83d\ude41 7\/7<\/strong><\/li>\n
Someone will get kicked out of the squire program for breaking the rules.\u00c2\u00a0OKAY DO VINSON AND JOREN COUNT? Wait, they fit the next one more, so I’ll count it for that one. 7\/8<\/strong><\/li>\n
Another person will simply not make it to the end and won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t become a knight.\u00c2\u00a0Joren. Vinson.\u00c2\u00a0oh my god.<\/em>\u00c2\u00a08\/9<\/strong><\/li>\n
(Please let it be Vinson or Garvey. Or both of those.)\u00c2\u00a0I HAD NO IDEA. 9\/10<\/strong><\/li>\n
More Sir Myles? Actually, yes! 10\/11<\/b><\/span><\/li>\n
More Daine? Wow, I totally cheated. 11\/12<\/b><\/span><\/li>\n
More Jump?\u00c2\u00a0Seriously, the next prediction is so spot on. 12\/13<\/strong><\/li>\n
I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know what I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m doing?\u00c2\u00a0The goddamn\u00c2\u00a0truth<\/em>, y’all. -1,000 \/ 14<\/strong><\/li>\n
SO MANY THINGS WERE RESOLVED ALREADY. WHAT\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S GOING TO HAPPEN?\u00c2\u00a0I’ll take away more points just because I was so ridiculously unprepared for Squire. -10,000 \/ 15.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
So, the problem I foresee with these predictions is that\u00c2\u00a0I have no fucking clue what to predict<\/em>. Well, let’s start off with the couple things I\u00c2\u00a0think<\/em> we’ll see in\u00c2\u00a0Lady Knight<\/em>.<\/p>\n
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Kel will find out what the\u00c2\u00a0hell<\/em> the Chamber was talking about when it showed her that small man, and she’ll use that information to stop the Murdering Child Soul Robots. That is their official name, FYI.<\/li>\n
Kel will find a way to be with Cleon by the end of the series.<\/li>\n
Kel will\u00c2\u00a0not<\/em> be a knight alongside Raoul; I think King Jonathan will send her elsewhere. (More Bazhir, please!)<\/li>\n
Owen will become a knight!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
And then I don’t know<\/em>. Every plot thread from\u00c2\u00a0First Test<\/em> through\u00c2\u00a0Squire<\/em> has been resolved! I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE IS LEFT. So…. stuff?<\/p>\n
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Kel and George Cooper will team up to fight pirates.<\/li>\n
Sir Myles will adopt fourteen cats.<\/li>\n
Lord Wyldon will open up a school for lady pages. (Actually,\u00c2\u00a0this would rule so much<\/em>.)<\/li>\n
Raoul always sounds so attractive. Sorry, that’s not a prediction, it was just on my mind.<\/li>\n
Gods???<\/li>\n
Wait okay, can we\u00c2\u00a0please<\/em> find out what the force\/god is behind the Chamber of the Ordeal is? Because\u00c2\u00a0what the fuck.<\/em><\/li>\n
I am clearly just posting bullshit at this point. I am unfairly unprepared for\u00c2\u00a0Lady Knight<\/em>, my friends.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
I start\u00c2\u00a0Lady Knight<\/em> on Thursday! IT’S FINALLY HERE YAY.<\/p>\n
Mod note:<\/strong> Hey, folks. I know the Master Schedule says today would include the short story “Time of Proving”, and it looks like that got overlooked. Oops! Mark’s already been nudged about it, so you needn’t worry about it. In the meantime, remember that Mark’s videos will be all the more nuntastic because of<\/p>\n
$\"Tom$ <\/p>\n
Preach it, Tom.<\/p>\n
MARK NOW<\/strong>: Here is my much-delayed reading of “Time of Proving”!!!<\/p>\n
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