{"id":2019,"date":"2013-08-01T05:00:44","date_gmt":"2013-08-01T12:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=2019"},"modified":"2013-07-29T06:14:33","modified_gmt":"2013-07-29T13:14:33","slug":"mark-reads-squire-chapter-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/08\/mark-reads-squire-chapter-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;Squire&#8217;: Chapter 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the fifth chapter of <i>Squire<\/i>, Kel discovers that her actions saving a young child have gotten her into a world of frustration. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to read <i>Squire<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><!--more-->Chapter Five: The Griffin<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Kel. <i>Oh, Kel<\/i>. I feel so bad for you!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Everything was already <i>bad enough<\/i> for Kel, and then she&#8217;s basically attacked by a griffin multiple times a day <i>while<\/i> being branded for death by him at the same time. And yet, I could not help but laugh at the tenacity of that tiny immortal. I COULDN&#8217;T HELP IT, EVERYONE.<\/li>\n<li>While we don&#8217;t learn anything about Flyndan&#8217;s reaction to what Kel did, this whole chapter is a continuation of what was brought up in the previous one. First of all, Kel has to heal. The injuries she sustained from the centaur are very real, and she doesn&#8217;t get better overnight. Of course, it doesn&#8217;t help that the baby griffin gives Kel <i>new<\/i> injuries multiple times a day, but I&#8217;m guessing that Kel broke her ribs after the centaur kicked her.<\/li>\n<li>And yet, despite that she kills the centaur Windteeth, her troubles aren&#8217;t over. For the time being, she has inherited a fussy, violent, brutal, and ENDLESSLY FUNNY griffin who wants his way <i>all the time<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>THE GRIFFIN THROWS FOOD AT KEL TO GET KEL TO FEED HIM.<\/li>\n<li><i>STOP IT<\/i>. YOU ARE TOO MUCH.<\/li>\n<li>He <i>practiced his aim<\/i>. I swear, I will never tire of sassy animals in these books. NEVER.<\/li>\n<li>Still, this whole situation is so <i>painful<\/i> for Kel, both literally and figuratively. Obviously, griffins aren&#8217;t domesticated like other creatures in the world, and what little I know about them from <i>The Immortals<\/i> is replicated here. I love that Pierce sticks with their characterization, even when Daine shows up to help out.<\/li>\n<li>(I promise to freak out about Daine in a bit.)<\/li>\n<li>I found Kel&#8217;s refusal of any gifts for what she&#8217;d done to be kind of adorable. Granted, I think she wanted to avoid responsibility for saving the young girl, despite that she <i>did<\/i> play a huge part in that. But what we&#8217;re seeing from Kel is this truly <i>genuine<\/i> desire to help others. Not only is it genuine, but Kel believes it&#8217;s her duty. In that sense, she&#8217;s already accepted this aspect of being a knight. She isn&#8217;t in this for the glory, you know? That&#8217;s fitting with Lord Raoul&#8217;s statement later in the chapter where he admits that he laughs at anyone who assumes being a knight is all glory. Nope, Kel is living proof that it&#8217;s frustration, pain, and a whole lot of thankless tasks. Seriously, it&#8217;s not like the griffin is going to <i>thank<\/i> Kel for what she&#8217;s done.<\/li>\n<li>You know, once I got into <i>Squire<\/i>, I had hoped that Joren, Vinson, and Garvey would be gone from this book. There was no indication that they&#8217;d show up again. And then Kel has horrible dreams about them, and <i>no<\/i>. Not fair. Ugh, I hope they only stay in her dreams.<\/li>\n<li>Well, as long as Kel doesn&#8217;t wake up from said dreams to find the griffin biting her, I mean.<\/li>\n<li>Oh, by the way, GRIFFINS CAN RUST METAL. THAT IS ONE OF THEIR POWERS.<\/li>\n<li>!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/li>\n<li>Oh, and the griffin knew the precise worst moment when he could vomit and poop on Kel&#8217;s stuff. I still find this hilarious.<\/li>\n<li>More unexpected than anything, however, was Kel&#8217;s experience with watching her first public executions. Now, I&#8217;m firmly anti-death penalty myself. I find the process to be horribly hypocritical and unnecessary, on top of being a <i>terrible<\/i> way of deterring crime. Oh, and there&#8217;s the fact that here in the U.S., we&#8217;ve probably executed quite a few prisoners who were innocent, so I don&#8217;t support the existence of such a practice if there&#8217;s even a <i>shred<\/i> of doubt that we could have executed the wrong person.<\/li>\n<li>And then, smack dab in the middle of this chapter, we&#8217;ve got Kel feeling uncomfortable and horrified by the hangings and beheadings. Obviously, they&#8217;re upsetting, but she&#8217;s more disturbed by how <i>joyous<\/i> most of the crowd is. These people are celebrating a life being taken, even for judicial reasons.<\/li>\n<li>I like that she asks Buri about getting used to such a thing, and Buri&#8217;s response is even better: No, and she would see something wrong in <i>anyone<\/i> get used to such a thing.<\/li>\n<li>Oh, and this: &#8220;The law says it&#8217;s a lesser wrong than letting them go to kill again, but it sows bitterness in the surviving family and friends. Bitterness <i>we&#8217;ll<\/i> reap down the road.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Amen, Buri.<\/li>\n<li>DAINE<\/li>\n<li><b>DAINE<\/b><\/li>\n<li><b><i>DAINE!!!!<\/i><\/b><\/li>\n<li>I missed her so much. SO MUCH!<\/li>\n<li>I seriously thought that Daine would have taken the griffin with her, but it looks like Kel&#8217;s got to take care of him for a little while longer as Daine goes out to find the griffin&#8217;s parents. Which makes sense! I get <i>why<\/i> the griffin has grown somewhat attached to Kel and <i>why<\/i> Daine can&#8217;t take him. Still, I do feel bad for Kel. Her job as a squire is hard enough without an immortal creature in tow whose mere touch could condemn a person to death.<\/li>\n<li>And yet, Kel perseveres. She presses on. She finds a way to survive and to <i>thrive<\/i> in her environment. This environment in particular is one I&#8217;ve come to adore precisely <i>because<\/i> these people that Kel is surrounded by are so informative and willing to share. I really enjoyed that the various members of the own swapped stories about the realities of the Immortals War. As I&#8217;ve mentioned often, it&#8217;s important that education happen in such an open, participatory way. That is what&#8217;s going to help Kel become a better knight.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m so enthralled by this book so far, y&#8217;all.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Part 1<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/62WEi9rrndA\" height=\"360\" width=\"480\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Part 2<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hUogqmGuun8\" height=\"360\" width=\"480\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I have redesigned <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/\">MarkDoesStuff.com<\/a>! <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/blogs\/news\/8154711-welcome-to-the-new-mark-does-stuff-store\">Check out this post explaining the new changes<\/a>, which includes the start of <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/collections\/all\/video-commissions\">a permanent archive of all Mark Watches videos<\/a>!<br \/>\n&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/06\/mark-does-stuff-summer-tour-2013-is-here\/\">The Mark Does Stuff Summer Tour is happening soon! 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