{"id":1972,"date":"2013-07-09T05:00:52","date_gmt":"2013-07-09T12:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=1972"},"modified":"2013-07-08T23:13:25","modified_gmt":"2013-07-09T06:13:25","slug":"mark-reads-john-dies-at-the-end-chapter-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/07\/mark-reads-john-dies-at-the-end-chapter-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;John Dies at the End&#8217;: Chapter 6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the sixth chapter of <i>John Dies at the End<\/i>, I definitely think this is the most bewildering thing I&#8217;ve ever read. And I really like that word. If you&#8217;re intrigued, then it&#8217;s time for Mark to read <i>John Dies at the End<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><!--more-->Chapter Six: Meet Dr. Marconi<\/b><\/p>\n<p>My god, <i>how? How do I talk about this? <\/i>I&#8217;m serious! Like, I have a few thoughts about this. Some are positive, some are negative. But this visceral, frightening journey to the Luxor in Vegas is so fucking <i>weird<\/i> that I don&#8217;t even know how to discuss it. I just want to <i>react<\/i> to it. And while I think Dr. Marconi <i>does<\/i> provide some insight into what&#8217;s happening here, I largely feel pretty much the same as I did when I started this. <i>I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s going on<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a humorous aspect to all the violence here <i>because<\/i> it&#8217;s so ridiculous and over-the-top, and it helps that John spends an entire sequence in that ballroom spouting the best chair-related puns I&#8217;ve ever experienced. Y&#8217;all don&#8217;t know how much I love puns. You really don&#8217;t. Yet I don&#8217;t want to ignore how disturbing this is. I will completely understand if this is too much for some of you because at times, it was even too much for me. I&#8217;ve been watching horror films since I was a kid, so I admit to being desensitized towards gore and blood. Well, not <i>all<\/i> of it. Lately, violence in films is getting too realistic for my tastes, and it&#8217;s hard to detach myself from violence that isn&#8217;t stylized, cartoonish, or campy. I especially can&#8217;t do torture porn because <i>no<\/i>. It&#8217;s the otherworldly element to the violence in <i>John Dies at the End<\/i> that entertains me, though, like this is all a love letter to H.P. Lovecraft and Cronenberg, who I&#8217;ve brought up before.<\/p>\n<p>I also mentioned in a past review that the tone and diction of this book reads decidedly modern. I&#8217;m okay with that! I am <i>not<\/i>, however, comfortable with how much this particular chapter seems edgy just for the sake of it. There&#8217;s no reason all the slurs that are here <i>need<\/i> to be here. They don&#8217;t add to the story. They don&#8217;t build character. You know, my policy on slurs here on Mark Reads isn&#8217;t even reflective of how I feel about them in a non-Internet setting. I try to have an inclusive community that takes into account the variety of human experience when it comes to marginalization, and my rules are a simplistic way of taking care of that. But slur reclamation is a real thing! I mean, that&#8217;s <i>why<\/i> I&#8217;ve described myself as queer for the past decade of my life. That word was used to dehumanize and demonize me, and I&#8217;ve turned it into something powerful. I don&#8217;t spend all day calling my friends out on language because\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 well, first of all, it would be pedantic and near impossible. Plus, the dynamic that I have with one group of friends changes when it&#8217;s with a separate one. Sometimes, I&#8217;m comfortable enough to address some things. Other times? Not so much.<\/p>\n<p>BASICALLY THAT WAS A LONG WAY TO EXPLAIN WHAT I MEANT. Let&#8217;s talk about some other moments in this super long chapter:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Given that Dr. Marconi later says that there is more than one &#8220;Devil&#8221; or &#8220;demon&#8221; from this alternate world where they come from, I&#8217;m thinking that the white &#8220;bugs&#8221; we see in Frank and in past chapters are just one manifestation of a type of demon from\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 well, wherever they&#8217;re from. Are those names Shitload listed real? I think so.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m really fond of the way that David Wong explains certain things by saying, &#8220;Imagine this thing. It is nothing like that.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I didn&#8217;t really expect that everyone would survive the things coming through because of the soy sauce, but killing off Fred <i>and<\/i> Big Jim in the same chapter? SWEET BABIES, this is so intense.<\/li>\n<li>I <i>adore<\/i> how Wong addresses the guilt and shame that comes with shooting Fred&#8217;s head off. It is not this heroic, victorious moment for everyone. Big Jim freaks out, and David feels truly awful about it. I loved the line where he thinks, &#8220;This seemed like such a fucking good idea ten seconds ago, didn&#8217;t it?&#8221; It acknowledges how horrific it must be to have to kill someone this way.<\/li>\n<li>What is the &#8220;Hitchcock thing&#8221; that Big Jim references?<\/li>\n<li>HOW GREAT IS IT THAT BIG JIM SHOOTING THE TRUCK DOESN&#8217;T MAKE IT EXPLODE? That is such a common trope in film, and it&#8217;s openly deconstructed here. I love it.<\/li>\n<li>There are a lot of dick jokes in this book.<\/li>\n<li><i>WHAT IS WITH MOLLY?<\/i> She&#8217;s way smarter than any dog should be, and I don&#8217;t know why. Soy sauce?<\/li>\n<li>Have you ever been <i>inside<\/i> the Luxor in Vegas? It was seriously built by aliens, no doubt.<\/li>\n<li>Can I also side with Jen about that shot of the alien ship in <i>Independence Day<\/i> being one of the most unsettling images in cinema history? It still creeps me out to this day.<\/li>\n<li>The choice to introduce Dr. Marconi in the way he is in this chapter is <i>brilliant<\/i>. I mean, I&#8217;m writing this at a convention, and the parallel is undeniable. We learn that he&#8217;s trying to help people. He makes a reference to &#8220;openness,&#8221; which had to do with the &#8220;opening&#8221; of the doors to our world, but I wasn&#8217;t sure when I initially read that section.<\/li>\n<li>And just as we&#8217;re getting a peak at Dr. Marconi, Shitload shows up, makes reference to a slavemaster &#8220;from the eighth plane,&#8221; and then it&#8217;s just pure chaos until the end of the chapter. That word \u00e2\u20ac\u201c &#8220;chaos&#8221; \u00e2\u20ac\u201c has never been more applicable. The wig monsters that erupt from the giant ice sculpture fountain are <i>horrifying<\/i>, especially once they begin &#8220;infecting&#8221; the people in the crowd, turning their separated limbs into sentient <i>things<\/i>. IT&#8217;S SUCH A DISTURBING IMAGE!<\/li>\n<li>Which is perfectly countered with John&#8217;s puns. <i>Bless<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>So, who is Becky? Why did that guy refer to her as such? Did David just misunderstand the original situation?<\/li>\n<li>Let&#8217;s get to what Dr. Marconi tells us. So, are these demon creatures using <i>religious<\/i> people to get into our world? Granted, I realize &#8220;religious&#8221; is a limiting term because it&#8217;s not that the people who came to Dr. Marconi are following a religion. But they&#8217;re true believers. How does that make a different?<\/li>\n<li>Why would holy water have an effect on these creatures? Are they <i>literally<\/i> incarnations of the Devil in Christian theology?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m glad we have an explanation of why music can be used to fight against these things! They&#8217;re &#8220;natural discordians.&#8221; As Dr. Marconi says, &#8220;\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6melody is like a blade to the ears.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>And just when I&#8217;m about to understand what the <i>hell<\/i> is going on, David is snapped out of time, and the narrative jumps to <i>six months later<\/i>. I mean, I knew that soy sauce affected how these people perceived time, but what a jarring thing to read! I was so confused. But what does that mean for David? What else has happened that I don&#8217;t know about yet?<\/li>\n<li>Fred Chu haunts his hometown. <i>Fuck yes<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>I love how John doesn&#8217;t seem the slightest bit upset about aberrations in time. I feel like nothing would ever phase him.<\/li>\n<li><i>What the hell happens next???<\/i> I have no clue at <i>all<\/i>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Mark Links Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I have redesigned <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/\">MarkDoesStuff.com<\/a>! <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/blogs\/news\/8154711-welcome-to-the-new-mark-does-stuff-store\">Check out this post explaining the new changes<\/a>, which includes the start of <a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/collections\/all\/video-commissions\">a permanent archive of all Mark Watches videos<\/a>!<br \/>\n&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/06\/mark-does-stuff-summer-tour-2013-is-here\/\">The Mark Does Stuff Summer Tour is happening soon! Check out the posted dates, suggest new ones, help bring me to YOUR TOWN<\/a>.<br \/>\n&#8211; I have been nominated for a Hugo in the Fan Writer category! 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And I really like that word. 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