{"id":1947,"date":"2013-06-28T05:00:16","date_gmt":"2013-06-28T12:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=1947"},"modified":"2013-06-23T20:57:15","modified_gmt":"2013-06-24T03:57:15","slug":"mark-reads-page-chapter-9-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2013\/06\/mark-reads-page-chapter-9-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;Page&#8217;: Chapter 9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the ninth chapter of <i>Page<\/i>, Kel&#8217;s third year of training brings about new challenges and a new friend. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to read <i>Page<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><!--more-->Chapter Nine: Autumn Adjustments<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m normally not a big fan of narratives jumping ahead in time, but it&#8217;s done so well here! Tamora Pierce uses this to convey comfort: the pages become <i>comfortable<\/i> in their routine, and so Lord Wyldon changes things up. Well, initially, this is what I suspected was his motivation for this, but <i>oh god<\/i>, I was wrong. And yet, the information was all there! Wyldon gives that little speech about learning to give <i>and<\/i> take commands, and tells them all that one day, they may have to lead people entirely untrained in combat in a battle.<\/p>\n<p>For the time being, though, the pages merely groan and whine about <i>more<\/i> work being added to their schedule. A few of them \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Kel included \u00e2\u20ac\u201c have the promise of new arrows in their future, and it&#8217;s one of the only positive things on the horizon for these characters. Granted, they all <i>knew<\/i> this wasn&#8217;t going to be a giant puppy party, so I don&#8217;t want this to seem like I think they&#8217;re being unreasonable. Even when Lord Wyldon picks Kel to make an example of in tilting, she has to admit that there&#8217;s a good reason <i>why<\/i> she should get better and better at hitting the target with her lance. I think that&#8217;s awesome! She recognizing what she needs to do to become the best knight, and she&#8217;s able to put aside her own personal discomfort for the sake of it.<\/p>\n<p>AND THEN! THEN <i>ANOTHER THING<\/i> HAPPENS! IT&#8217;S A <i>THING<\/i> OH MY GOD.<\/p>\n<p>Kel breaks her practice lance. It didn&#8217;t even occur to me that she was <i>still<\/i> using the same lance that Joren modified early in the book, but upon getting a new one, she can&#8217;t hit the target shield at <i>all<\/i> anymore. She&#8217;s so used to a heavier weight that she can&#8217;t undercompensate for a lighter one. Wyldon calls her out for this, and it&#8217;s the same situation all over again. Kel can&#8217;t the truth about being bullied because it&#8217;s viewed as weak in this culture and I REALLY HATE CULTURES THAT VALUE LYING BECAUSE PRIDE AND COMFORTABILITY ARE IMPORTANT. I understand tact, but <i>this<\/i> is not the same thing.<\/p>\n<p>AND THEN THE THING! <i>THE THING HAPPENS<\/i>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;My lord, I&#8217;d like permission to take this to the smithy,&#8221; Kel said, hefting the lance. &#8220;It&#8217;s too light.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>DID<\/p>\n<p>DID YOU JUST<\/p>\n<p><i>DID YOU JUST ADMIT THAT YOUR LAST LANCE WAS HEAVIER???<\/i><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Surely my lord knew that Page Keladry has lead weights in all of her practice weapons,&#8221; commented Neal, who stood nearby.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>OH MY GOD <b>OH MY GOD, JUST SECONDS BEFORE I GOT TO THIS SECTION IN THE VIDEO, I WAS WHINING ABOUT KEL NOT BEING ABLE TO TELL WYLDON THIS<\/b>. HELP ME.<\/p>\n<p>He looked the spirit of mischief.<\/p>\n<p><i>YOU ARE UNDER EXAGGERATING, TAMORA PIERCE<\/i>. Neal, my <i>gods<\/i>, you just can&#8217;t keep quiet. But seriously, do you realize this is a HUGE thing? First of all, now Wyldon knows that Kel is training with weapons that are HEAVIER THAN ALL HER FELLOW PEERS&#8217; ARE. He&#8217;s not a dim man. I&#8217;m sure he later put two-and-two together and realized that this was the result of hazing. I say that because of <i>that one thing<\/i> at the end of the chapter, but before we get there and I flail until the end of time, it&#8217;s time to talk about Lalasa. Oh god, I am just <i>so into<\/i> Kel&#8217;s growing friendship with Lalasa, and it <i>keeps getting better<\/i>. I&#8217;m so glad that Kel consciously chooses not to act like the nobles Lalasa is used to, and I&#8217;m certain she&#8217;ll eventually return the money she earns to Lalasa anyway. It&#8217;s a purposeful effort born of sympathy <i>and<\/i> empathy, one that shows that Kel cares about the people around her. It&#8217;s also nice that she moves closer to understanding why Lalasa loves sewing so much.<\/p>\n<p>BUT RAOUL. <i>RAOUL<\/i>. THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS FOREVER AND EVER, AND IT&#8217;S MY FAVORITE MOMENT IN <i>PAGE<\/i> THUSFAR. Like, okay, I was excited enough that Raoul showed up at <i>all<\/i>, and then he brilliantly explains <i>why<\/i> Wyldon may have suddenly made the pages&#8217; training more difficult:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I think Wyldon got a scare when you and your friends stumbled into that bandit camp.&#8221; Correctly guessing the reason that Kel stopped to gape at him, the big man grinned and said, &#8220;The whole court&#8217;s heard about it by now. Anyway, if seven pages had gotten slaughtered, he would have felt responsible.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>oh. <i>OH<\/i>. It makes perfect sense, actually! He&#8217;s teaching them in a way to help them deal with the reality of battle in a more effective way! I&#8217;d also like to take this moment to state that this proves there is a spark of compassion in this man&#8217;s steely heart. <i>I can see it right there<\/i>. Of course, he could be acting this way to protect is own position, but <i>still<\/i>. He wants his pages to be well prepared! GOSH, A BOY CAN DREAM, OKAY. I am going to be <i>mortified<\/i> if I&#8217;ve read Wyldon wrong, by the way.<\/p>\n<p>Then it happens. The thing. The thing. It&#8217;s here.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I hear you and your friends declared war on hazing.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I mean, just watch the video for my reaction. I was rendered utterly fucking speechless because THERE IT WAS. SPELLED OUT. IT WAS UNDENIABLE. And knowing how popular gossip is in the palace, that means <i>PLENTY OF OTHER PEOPLE KNOW WHAT KEL AND HER FRIENDS HAVE DONE. Oh my god. DOES THAT MEAN LORD WYLDON KNOWS, TOO? <\/i>I can&#8217;t deal with this! I CANNOT DEAL WITH ANY OF THIS. RAOUL, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE FOR DOING THIS.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;So, tell me, now that the worst of them are gone, have you given up your no-hazing patrols?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh my god, HE TOTALLY KNOWS WHICH SQUIRES KEL IS TALKING ABOUT. HE HAS TO. I&#8217;m just <i>done<\/i>. Done with this. Raoul is the best, and this scene is my absolute favorite. 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