{"id":182,"date":"2011-02-03T16:45:09","date_gmt":"2011-02-04T00:45:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=182"},"modified":"2011-02-03T16:45:46","modified_gmt":"2011-02-04T00:45:46","slug":"mark-reads-infinite-jest-pp27-42","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2011\/02\/mark-reads-infinite-jest-pp27-42\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads ‘Infinite Jest’: pp27-42"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, now we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re getting to the real<\/em> shit, aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t we? It was incredibly hard for me to stop reading and I probably could have gobbled down another 25 pages before stopping, but then that would have been a whole lot o\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 reading to somehow review.<\/p>\n

1 APRIL \u00e2\u20ac\u201c YEAR OF THE TUCKS MEDICATED PAD<\/strong><\/p>\n

I haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t quite figured out the specifics of the way dates are named, but I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve surmised that they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re based on products, that years might actually be named after them. Maybe? I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure in my head that makes sense, but until I actually start mapping them out, I won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be completely positive.<\/p>\n

We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re back to Hal again, and DFW immediately drops us into his fantastically fluid style of dialogue as Hal is forced to sit in a meeting of some sort with a professional conversationalist. If that very concept seems absurd to you, then DFW certainly delivers on that aspect, giving us one of two entertaining and hilarious passages we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be covering today. Hal is hyper-aware of his surroundings, has a nearly photographic memory, and interacts with every adult (so far) with an ongoing sense of contempt. Right off the bat, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s wondering why on earth he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s even talking to this man:<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcBut I rode my bike all the way up here against the wind just to converse with you? Is the conversation supposed to start with me asking why?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
And a fine question indeed. (FUCK BIKING INTO THE WIND, BY THE WAY.) What transpires, then, is a battle of wits, as the professional conversationalist slowly begins to realize what a handful Hal actually is.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll begin by asking if you know the meaning of implore<\/em>, Hal.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcProbably I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll go ahead and take a Seven-Up, then, if you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re going to implore.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll ask you again whether you know implore<\/em>, young sir.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcYoung sir?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcYou\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re wearing that bow tie, after all. Isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t that rather an invitation to a young sir<\/em>?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcImplore\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s<\/em> a regular verb, transitive: to call upon, or for, in supplication; to pray to, or for, earnestly; to beseech; to entreat. Weak synonym: urge. Strong synonym: beg. Etymology unmixed: from Latin implorae<\/em>, im<\/em> meaning in, plorae<\/em> meaning in this context to cry aloud. O.E.D.<\/em> Condensed Volume Six page 1387 column twelve and a little bit of thirteen.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcGood lord she didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t exaggerated, did she?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
No, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153she\u00e2\u20ac\u009d did not. (Who is she?) (Also, there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s O.E.D. again.) At first, it seemed that Hal was being contrary for the sake of it, but as this section continued, I got the distinct sense that maybe he couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t actually help it. Words and phrases that the conversationalist spoke triggered any number of tangents and Hal made it appear as if he almost had<\/em> to talk about those things.<\/p>\n
Hal refers to his dad as Himself. Ok.<\/p>\n
He really likes Seven-up. Who doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t? (Ok, admittedly, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been a long time since I had any, but that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a separate point. I used<\/em> to love it quite a bit.)<\/p>\n
Hal has a healthy distrust for things. I like that.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcI know only one person who\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d ever use full-bore<\/em> in casual conversation.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThere is nothing casual about a professional conversationalist and staff. We delve. We obtain, and then some. Young sir.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcOkay, Alexandrian or Constantinian?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcYou think we haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t thoroughly researched your own connection with the whole current intra-Provincial crisis in southern Quebec?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcWhat intra-Provincial crisis in southern Quebec? I thought you wanted to talk racy mosaics.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
HAL, I LOVE YOU. The conversation (professional or casual) quickly turns to Hal dismantling as much of the focus as possible. (A side note: I feel like the conversationalist\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s reference to the Quebec conflict is important, especially since it relates to Hal and his family, but since it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s so early, I have about a 1% certainty that I know what it means.) Once it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s clear the conversationalist has been properly offended and feels the need to justify who he is and what he does, Hal resorts to what can best be called as trolling, using a selection of well-placed bits of inanity to further piss off this man.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcGee, is that the exit over there I see?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcWould it be rude to tell you your mustache is askew?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcAs a matter of fact I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll go ahead and tell you your whole face is kind of running, sort of, if you want to check. Your nose is pointing at your lap.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcSHULGSPAHH.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Bless Hal.<\/p>\n
9 MAY \u00e2\u20ac\u201c YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT<\/strong><\/p>\n
So I assume this takes place in another year, not the same as the last section.<\/p>\n
It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Hal again. But with a younger brother, named Mario, and a phone call from another brother, Orin. Mario asks a lot of questions, but not as many as he will soon.<\/p>\n
DFW likes to write from the very distinct point of view of his characters, doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t he? His styles only match when they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re from a specific point of view.<\/p>\n
Hmmm.<\/p>\n
I like Mario.<\/p>\n
YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT<\/strong><\/p>\n
Just in general?<\/p>\n
To further the idea that DFW specifically adapts his style to his character, the entire next section, which was a bit difficult to get through, completely meshes with what this character seems like. The sentences are long, filled to the brim with what seems like an endless number of clauses, going on and on in banal, minute, and specific terms. It reads like a legal document, one the attach\u00c3\u00a9 it focuses on might actually write himself. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s particular. Detailed. It lays things out logically, one after the other, as if it is obeying some unspoken textbook of grammatical rules and professional formats.<\/p>\n
Will he have something to do with southern Quebec? Hmmm.<\/p>\n
If anything, this section is an introduction of sorts to the ordered and robotic life of the attach\u00c3\u00a9, whose wife is less of a wife than something to be planned for and planned around. We get much more focus on those entertainment cartridges mentioned earlier and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m curious as to how they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll play into the story. There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no live television in this fictional world? Is everything planned out through these cartridges?<\/p>\n
The attache\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s anger is expressed through complicated diction:<\/p>\n
So on 1 April, Y.D.A.U., when the medical attach\u00c3\u00a9 is (it is alleged) insufficiently deft with a Q-Tip on an ulcerated sinal necrosis and is subjected at just 1800h. to a fit of febrile thrushive pique from the florally imbalanced Minister of Home Entertainment, and is by high-volume fiat replaced at the royal bedside by the Prince\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s personal physician, who\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s summoned by beeper from the Hilton\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sauna, and when the damp personal physician pats the medical attach\u00c3\u00a9 on shoulder and tells him to pay the pique no mind, that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just the yeast talking, but to just head on home and unwind and for once make a well-deserved early Wednesday evening of it, and but so when the attach\u00c3\u00a9 does get home, at like 1840h., his spacious Boston apartments are empty, the living room lights undimmed, dinner unheated and the attachable tray still in the diswasher and \u00e2\u20ac\u201cworst\u00e2\u20ac\u201dof course no entertainment cartridges have been obtained from the Boylston St. InterLace outlet where the medical attache\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s wife, like all the veiled wives and companions of the Prince\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s legatees, has a complimentary goodwill account.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
One amazing sentence. DFW makes it sound like it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the end of the world. I love it.<\/p>\n
As for what those cartridges hold, it doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t make it any easier to understand what they are when we finally get some examples:<\/p>\n
There is an O.N.A.N.M.A. Specialty Service film on actinomycete-class antibiotics and irritable bowel syndrome. There is 1 April Y.D.A.U.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s CBC\/PATHE North American News Summary 40-minute cartridge, available daily by a wife\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s auto-subscription and either transmitted to TP by unrecordable InterLace pulse or express-posted on a single-play ROM self-erasing disk. There is the Arabic-language video edition of April\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Self<\/em> magazine for the attache\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s wife, Nass<\/em>\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s cover\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s model chastely swatched and veiled.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
WHAT. This is what people watch? Man, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get it.<\/p>\n
YEAR OF THE TRIAL-SIZE DOVE BAR<\/strong><\/p>\n
Well, I made it to page 37. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to say that it does make me uncomfortable that a white dude uses ebonics like this, but, on the surface, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s actually quite good at it. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t like that the Infinite Summer guide said that the section was \u00e2\u20ac\u0153potentially offensive (if one wants to be offended)\u00e2\u20ac\u009d because\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.yeah, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not how it works. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want <\/em>to be offended by things. It happens.<\/p>\n
That being said\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m willing to give this the benefit of the doubt for now. Wardine\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s story is convoluted, sure, but to me, it sounds like her mother is worried about her daughter\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s safety because of a man named Reginald. (Wardine\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s boyfriend, yes?) Wardine\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mother beats her, and beats her often. And then Roy Tony might kill them all?<\/p>\n
Oh, and Wardine is pregnant. Hmm. I think I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll revisit this section later when we learn more.<\/p>\n
*<\/p>\n
Bruce Green\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s story wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t that interesting to me. He fell for Mildred Bonk, who grew up in high school to become (basically) one of the cool kids. And Bruce changed in order to impress her. And \u00e2\u20ac\u0153for a while life was more or less one big party.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
DFW sure is introducing a whole lot of characters.<\/p>\n
YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT<\/strong><\/p>\n
Mario is my favorite character so far. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not hard to take this next segment and substitute in a younger brother or sister or cousin or niece or nephew and imagine the endless game of questions that we play. Since we move back to Hal, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s also back to DFW\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s dialogue style, which might help accent why this section is also quite entertaining.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHey Hal?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dc\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHey Hal?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcIt\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s late, Mario. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sleepy-time. Close your eyes and think fuzzy thoughts. \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThat\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what the Moms always says, too.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcAlways worked for me, Boo.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
They all seem to have nicknames and terms of affection for each other. I like this family so far.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcWhen I asked if you were asleep I was going to ask I you felt like you believed in God, today, out there, when you were so on, making that guy look sick.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThis again?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dc\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcReally<\/em> don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think midnight in a totally dark room with me so tired my hear hurts and drills in six short hours is the time and place to get into this, Mario.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dc\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcYou ask me this once a week.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcYou never say, is why.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Man, this is realistic as all hell. Reminds me of a friend\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s cousin who has the tendency to ask increasingly difficult questions.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcSo tonight to shush you how about if I say I have administrative bones to pick with God, Boo. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll say God seems to have a kind of laid-back management style I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not crazy about. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m pretty much anti-death. God looks by all accounts to be pro-death. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not seeing how we can get together on this issue, he and I, Boo.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcYou\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re talking about since Himself passed away.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Firstly, that statement by Hal makes me smile. I think there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a part of me that still believes that, that maybe there is a god and I actually am in defiance<\/em> of him\/her\/it, but that was mostly from a long time ago. I think it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s more interesting to learn that Himself (the father?) has passed away, and that the whole family seems to have the same nickname for him. Hmm.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to propose that I tell you a joke, Boo, on the condition that afterward you shush and let me sleep.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcIs it a good one?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcMario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcI give.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcYou get somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a dog.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThat\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a good one!\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcShush.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dc\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dc\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHey Hal? What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s an insomniac?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Somebody who rooms with you, kid, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s for sure.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
KJASKL;FSDJKLFDSAKLJFSDFDS I LOVE THIS KID SO MUCH. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve talked about it a few times, but I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m now running a kid\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s site as a community manager, and it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hard not to think of the sheer joy working with kids has been giving me. The natural inquisitiveness, the sense of humor that seems so endless, and the way that the world makes perfect sense\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6and yet they still have another question.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHey Hal?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dc\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHow come the Moms never cried when Himself passed away? I cried, and you, even C.T. cried. I saw him personally cry.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
So I feel very positive that Himself was Mr. Incandenza.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHey Hal, did the Moms seem like she got happier after Himself passed away, to you?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dc\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcIt seems like she got happier. She seems even taller. She stopped traveling everywhere all the time for this and that thing. The corporate-grammar thing. The library-protest thing.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Ah, so now we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re getting some more history. There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a point I can remember in my life when it seemed my mom was happier after my father passed away a few years ago. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the same thing here, but I think most people reach a point where the grief leaves and the joy can finally come back. Hal, however, disagrees that his mother is happy:<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcNow she never goes anywhere, Boo. Now she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s got the Headmaster\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s House and her office and the tunnel in between, and never leaves the grounds. She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a worse workaholic than she ever was. And more obsessive-compulsive. What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the last time you saw a dust-mote in that house?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Perhaps their mother buried herself in work, in keeping busy as a distraction. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s certainly what I did for a long, long time.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcNow she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just an agoraphobic<\/em> workaholic and obsessive-compulsive. This strikes you as happification?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHer eyes are better. They don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t seem as sunk in. They look better. She laughs at C.T. way more than she laughed at Himself. She laughs from lower down inside. She laughs more. Her jokes she tells are better ones than yours, eve, now, a lot of the time.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dc\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHow come she never got sad?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcShe did get sad, Booboo. She just got sad in her way instead of yours and mine. She got sad, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m pretty sure.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s fascinating how their perspective\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s focus so differently, with Mario choose to aim more for her physicality. He can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t believe she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sad because she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s physically not showing <\/em>it, where Hal believes her actions give her away.<\/p>\n
We all grieve in our own ways, Mario.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcShe\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s plenty sad, I bet.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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