{"id":1459,"date":"2012-12-21T05:00:31","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T13:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=1459"},"modified":"2012-12-21T05:00:36","modified_gmt":"2012-12-21T13:00:36","slug":"mark-reads-deadline-chapter-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2012\/12\/mark-reads-deadline-chapter-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Reads &#8216;Deadline&#8217;: Chapter 8"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the eighth chapter of <em>Deadline<\/em>, the team heads to an illegal lab outside Portland, Oregon, where they meet a very fascinating dog. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to read <em>Deadline<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><!--more--><br \/>\n<strong>Chapter Eight<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You have to be fucking kidding me.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Could be worse.&#8221; &#8220;How?&#8221; &#8220;I have no idea. But it can always be worse.&#8221; <strong>SHAUN, WHY DID YOU SAY THIS. <em>WHY DID YOU SAY THIS<\/em>.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Okay, Shaun, I get that you&#8217;re grieving. I do! And I understand that this has affected you greatly. But punching Alaric in the face and breaking his nose because he isn&#8217;t able to understand the fact that you are talking to a dead person in your head is uncalled for. Yes, this was months and months ago, but Alaric <em>still<\/em> flinches if you move quickly around him. Unacceptable, dude.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s always weird to read about message boards and threads and such in books because I grew up on them, but they didn&#8217;t start making appearances in books until the past few years. Well, at least books <em>I<\/em> read.<\/li>\n<li>A-ha! There <em>have<\/em> been an inordinate number of deaths of CDC employees. Another clue!<\/li>\n<li>Maggie&#8217;s transformation of Kelly is almost hilarious. I&#8217;d laugh, but the situation just makes me nervous, honestly. But if Kelly&#8217;s going to pass using Buffy&#8217;s ID, then this is the only way she can do it. Well, it&#8217;s not <em>just<\/em> about using the ID. Kelly can&#8217;t get recognized, especially since the news of her death is all over the Internet. A dead person can&#8217;t be walking around Portland, Oregon.<\/li>\n<li>This turns into a <em>real<\/em> road trip when everyone comes along: Becks, Alaric, Maggie, and Kelly. I didn&#8217;t expect that, but I should have. Maggie doesn&#8217;t have a whole lot of trust for strangers, and she&#8217;s also grieving. She wasn&#8217;t going to let these people out of her site again.<\/li>\n<li>I was thankful that Grant didn&#8217;t take long to narrate the group&#8217;s journey to Portland. Well\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 not <em>exactly<\/em> Portland. Shaun has a tendency of being highly inconsiderate to his employees, and he does it again here. He surprises them with where they are going! Like, okay, I get that they may not have come along with you, but dude, you are going to get to a point where your whole team will turn on you for being <em>mean<\/em>. I&#8217;m sure these people have a tolerance level, and granted, you haven&#8217;t found it. They have taken everything you&#8217;ve dished out, but how long can that last?<\/li>\n<li>I got a bad feeling about the Caspell Business Park. Saying that, though, is a moot point. I have gotten a bad feeling about <em>everything<\/em> in this goddamn book. Like, a simple phone call set me off. <em>This is what Mira Grant has done to me<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>One thing I enjoy about Grant&#8217;s writing is her characterization of Kelly. She&#8217;s showing us someone who has lived a rigid existence in the post-Rising world. Kelly has never taken any risks. She&#8217;s lived in the safest locations and worked at the safest job. She abides all rules and regulations to keep herself alive. So it&#8217;s easy to see how her entire life is falling apart through this chapter. Kelly is openly hostile to the very <em>idea<\/em> of being outside of the van in this Business Park. It&#8217;s utterly incomprehensible of her to live like this.<\/li>\n<li>Oh, I already <em>like<\/em> Dr. Abbey. She&#8217;s a good time! Plus, English mastiffs are awesome dogs, so she clearly has good taste in pets. I do like that as soon as Shaun mentioned reservoir conditions, she immediately opened the door.<\/li>\n<li>I can also appreciate that for once, Shaun&#8217;s forthright behavior works to his advantage. Urged on by Georgia, he just flat-out tells Dr. Abbey the truth about why they are there. He pretty much tells her everything in just a few sentences. Hey! It worked!<\/li>\n<li>I wondered why Dr. Abbey owned such a large animal. Isn&#8217;t that illegal? Then again, she doesn&#8217;t seem like the most legal person in the world. Her lab is totally unethical and violates a million laws and statutes, but she&#8217;s clearly not concerned that she&#8217;s breaking the law. Dr. Kelly <em>is<\/em>, however, and I worried that Dr. Abbey would throw them out because Kelly wouldn&#8217;t be quiet.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Besides, Joe&#8217;s no threat. He&#8217;s immune, aren&#8217;t you, sweetheart?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Wait. I re-read that line. Immune? But he&#8217;s over forty pounds. Perhaps he&#8217;s just an exception.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;He&#8217;s got the canine forms of five reservoir conditions, and the initial signs of developing a sixth. He&#8217;s never going to be a daddy, since the fourth one he developed was testicular Kellis-Amberlee \u00e2\u20ac\u201c I had to have him neutered after that, poor guy \u00e2\u20ac\u201c but he&#8217;s never going to amplify fully, either. He&#8217;s immune.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Okay, I thought, was I simply forgetting a crucial detail??? Immunity hasn&#8217;t really been covered in this series aside from animals under 40 pounds. But\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 large creatures <em>can&#8217;t<\/em> be immune, can they??? Isn&#8217;t that the point of the virus? Like, this whole series is based on the inevitability of amplification. How is he <em>immune<\/em>? Is this a clever lie or a trick?<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Five reservoir conditions in one dog?&#8221; Dr. Abbey nodded. &#8220;But how? I&#8217;ve never heard of anything, canine or human, developing more than one.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, that part was simple,&#8221; said Dr. Abbey, and beamed. This smile was pure professional pride. &#8220;I induced them.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>wha<\/li>\n<li>what<\/li>\n<li><em>waht<\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong>HOW CAN YOU INDUCE A RESERVOIR CONDITION?\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>How is that even remotely possible?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO THIS BOOK?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mark Links Stuff<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; You can follow me on\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/markdoesstuff\" target=\"_blank\">Twitter<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0for any updates and live commentary on upcoming reviews I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m writing.<br \/>\n&#8211; You should read this\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2012\/10\/hello-mark-does-stuff-community-lets-discuss-things\/\"><strong>very important post<\/strong><\/a>\u00c2\u00a0about supporting Mark Does Stuff!<br \/>\n-\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/product\/mark-reads--video\" target=\"_blank\">Video commissions are just $25! 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