{"id":1138,"date":"2012-08-07T05:00:50","date_gmt":"2012-08-07T12:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=1138"},"modified":"2012-07-30T10:42:35","modified_gmt":"2012-07-30T17:42:35","slug":"mark-predicts-the-sandman-volume-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2012\/08\/mark-predicts-the-sandman-volume-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Predicts ‘The Sandman’: Volume 10"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh sweet jesus, I was so right and so wrong at the same time<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Let’s go over last volume’s predictions:<\/p>\n

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We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll learn what happened after the end of volume 7.\u00c2\u00a0Hahahaha sure? Oh god. 1\/1<\/strong><\/li>\n
We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll find out if Dream really died.\u00c2\u00a0FUCK. 2\/2<\/strong><\/li>\n
I say he\u00c2\u00a0didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0and it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a trick.\u00c2\u00a0noooooooooooo 2\/3<\/strong><\/li>\n
We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll find out who dumped him in volume 7.\u00c2\u00a0OH, I ACTUALLY GOT THIS. 3\/4<\/strong><\/li>\n
Loki will appear.\u00c2\u00a0HAHASDF AHSDF h e l p 4\/5<\/strong><\/li>\n
Nuala will appear.\u00c2\u00a0ba;df a adslkf; al w h a t 5\/6<\/li>\n
We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll find out that Dream\u00c2\u00a0left<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0his own realm by faking his own death.\u00c2\u00a0nope nope nope NOPE. 5\/7<\/li>\n
How is there a tenth volume?\u00c2\u00a0I STILL DON’T KNOW. 5\/8<\/strong><\/li>\n
I am so lost because of that ending to volume eight.\u00c2\u00a0This is true. I AM COUNTING THIS. 6\/9.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Because I had to buy the next volume, that means I had to read the title of volume ten. So, here are my predictions for\u00c2\u00a0The Wake<\/em>.<\/p>\n
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OH FUCK, A\u00c2\u00a0WAKE<\/em>? So it’s Dream’s wake, and it’ll take place after the funeral procession we saw at the end of\u00c2\u00a0World’s End<\/em>.<\/li>\n
I am going to guess that Dream’s wake will be like the wake we saw in “Cerements.” People will have to tell stories about Dream. I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A WELL-EDUCATED GUESS.<\/li>\n
It will be sad.<\/li>\n
Death will have the most appearances.<\/li>\n
We’ll see a story from Hob Gadling.<\/li>\n
We’ll see a story from Matthew.<\/li>\n
We’ll see a story from Lucien.<\/li>\n
We’ll see a story from Delirium.<\/li>\n
IT WILL BE REALLY SAD.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
oh god\u00c2\u00a0so unprepared.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Oh sweet jesus, I was so right and so wrong at the same time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[204],"tags":[216,104,93],"class_list":["post-1138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sandman","tag-mark-reads-the-sandman","tag-neil-gaiman","tag-predictions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}