{"id":1106,"date":"2012-07-17T05:00:09","date_gmt":"2012-07-17T12:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/?p=1106"},"modified":"2012-07-17T10:08:02","modified_gmt":"2012-07-17T17:08:02","slug":"mark-predicts-the-sandman-volume-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/markreads.net\/reviews\/2012\/07\/mark-predicts-the-sandman-volume-9\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Predicts ‘The Sandman’: Volume 9"},"content":{"rendered":"

My god, I am still upset.<\/p>\n

So, I was wrong, TERRIBLY wrong, and let’s just sob about how wrong I was.<\/p>\n

I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t believe the final page of the last volume will be ignored. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s too\u00c2\u00a0huge<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0of a moment for Dream, so I think we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll find out what the ramifications of this epiphany are.\u00c2\u00a0Okay, so this isn’t answered, but if Dream is\u00c2\u00a0really<\/em> dead, then this might be related? Ugh, I’ll have to wait for the next volume. 0\/1<\/strong><\/li>\n
Can I guess some specifics? Of course I can. HOW ELSE WOULD I PUBLICLY EMBARRASS MYSELF? BY POSTING ALL OF THIS. -100\/2<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n
Dream will apologize to at least three characters for the way he has treated them.\u00c2\u00a0Just put me out of my misery now. -101\/3<\/strong><\/li>\n
Okay, maybe not, but Delirium will turn back into Delight. Maybe??? It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s possible.\u00c2\u00a0No, it’s not. Just give up. -203\/4<\/strong><\/li>\n
I like trying to guess\u00c2\u00a0why<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0this volume has a certain title, so this is fun: I think Dream is going to severely alter the Dream realm. Bonus points if he\u00c2\u00a0leaves\u00c2\u00a0<\/em>it.\u00c2\u00a0I am teasing myself from the past. Fuck. -2,456\/5<\/strong><\/li>\n
Loki? PLEASE. why did i even try -34,000\/6<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n
Dream will also seek out the woman who dumped him. He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not one to let things go. \u00c2\u00a0h e l p -103,536\/7<\/strong><\/li>\n
That means we will also find out who she was!\u00c2\u00a0why -1 trillion\/8<\/strong><\/li>\n
No, for real,\u00c2\u00a0where is Loki?\u00c2\u00a0<\/em>he’s right next to\u00c2\u00a0my dignity<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0<\/em>-infinity\/9<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
What am I supposed to do now? I AM SO EMBARRASSED. Oh well, I suppose it’s time to start all over again, and I’m going to re-use some of these since they fit really well. SO UNPREPARED.<\/p>\n
Volume 9 Predictions<\/strong><\/p>\n
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We’ll learn what happened after the end of volume 7.<\/li>\n
We’ll find out if Dream really died.<\/li>\n
I say he\u00c2\u00a0didn’t<\/em> and it’s a trick.<\/li>\n
We’ll find out who dumped him in volume 7.<\/li>\n
Loki will appear.<\/li>\n
Nuala will appear.<\/li>\n
We’ll find out that Dream\u00c2\u00a0left<\/em> his own realm by faking his own death.<\/li>\n
How is there a tenth volume?<\/li>\n
I am so lost because of that ending to volume eight.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
WHAT THE FUCK.<\/p>\n
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