Monthly Archives: August 2011

Mark Reads ‘The Amber Spyglass': Chapter 33

In the thirty-third chapter of The Amber Spyglass, Mary, Lyra, and Will all swap stories about their journeys to this very place in order to better understand what is ahead of them. In the process, Mary finally reveals why she … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘The Amber Spyglass': Chapter 32

In the thirty-second chapter of The Amber Spyglass, Will and Lyra awake to discover that their dæmons seem to be nowhere near them. When they set out to find them, they run into a familiar face. Intrigued? Then it’s time … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘The Amber Spyglass': Chapter 31

In the thirty-first chapter of The Amber Spyglass, head explosions forever. HOLY SHIT WHAT??!?!?!?! Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Amber Spyglass.

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Mark Reads ‘The Amber Spyglass': Chapter 30

In the thirtieth chapter of The Amber Spyglass, WELL I WAS WRONG ABOUT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Amber Spyglass.

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Mark Reads ‘The Amber Spyglass': Chapter 29

In the twenty-ninth chapter of The Amber Spyglass, the battle against the Kingdom of Heaven begins. YESSSSSSSS. Intrigued? Then it is time for Mark to read The Amber Spyglass.

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Mark Reads ‘The Amber Spyglass': Chapter 28

In the twenty-eighth chapter of The Amber Spyglass, Lord Asriel prepares for the battle against the Authority, and Mrs. Coulter grieves for a possibly grim future. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Amber Spyglass.

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Mark Reads ‘The Amber Spyglass': Chapter 27

In the twenty-seventh chapter of The Amber Spyglass, Dr. Mary Malone learns personally of the horrific future of Dust, and Father Gomez MEANS BUSINESS. He is THE MOST SERIOUS PRIEST EVER. Also what the fuck. If you’re at all intrigued, … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘A Clash of Kings': Predictions

Despite that I am about fifty pages from the end of George R.R. Martin’s A Clash of Kings, I actually sat down and composed these twenty-five predictions just after I finished A Game of Thrones. It’s really fun to take … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘The Amber Spyglass': Chapter 26

In the twenty-sixth chapter of The Amber Spyglass, Will and Lyra lead the procession of the dead toward their ultimate goal of escaping this wretched world, but that idea is easier said than done. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark … Continue reading

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Mark Does Stuff merchandise has arrived!!!

OH MY DEAR READERS. It’s been over a month since I put these wheels in motion, and after a lot of hard work from my lovely designer, the (massive) first round of merchandise is done! YOU CAN NOW OWN MARK … Continue reading

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