Monthly Archives: June 2011

Mark Reads ‘The Subtle Knife': Chapter 4

In the fourth chapter of The Subtle Knife, Lyra finds someone who knows about Dust at Oxford (sort of), and Will investigates his father’s mysterious disappearance years ago. Oh, and AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘The Subtle Knife': Chapter 3

In the third chapter of The Subtle Knife, Lyra comes to learn just how difficult her journey to find Lord Asriel and Dust is going to be. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Subtle Knife.

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Mark Reads ‘The Subtle Knife': Chapter 2

In the second chapter of The Subtle Knife, we spend time with Serafina Pekkala as she rushes to find out how to save Lyra after Lord Asriel’s bridge to another world is opened. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘The Subtle Knife': Chapter 1

In the first chapter of The Subtle Knife, OH YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME I AM SO RIDICULOUSLY UNPREPARED FOR THIS BOOK. If you’re intrigued by that, then it’s time for Mark to start The Subtle Knife.

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The Official Mark Does Stuff store is now here!

As you can see in the new menu up above, there is now a link to the new Mark Does Stuff store. Here, you can purchase the first of many items to come: the Mark Reads Twilight eBook, currently available … Continue reading

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Mark Reads ‘The Golden Compass': Chapter 23

In the twenty-third and final chapter of The Golden Compass, Lyra discovers just how wrong she is about almost everything and how that plays out with tragic consequences. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to finish The Golden Compass.

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Mark Reads ‘The Golden Compass': Chapter 22

In the twenty-second chapter of The Golden Compass, Lyra is awakened by Lord Asriel’s butler, who reveals what her father’s plan was all along. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Golden Compass.

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Mark Reads ‘The Golden Compass': Chapter 21

In the twenty-first chapter of The Golden Compass, DUST DUST DUST DUST DUST DUST DUST DUST DUST DUST DUST DUST DUST. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Golden Compass.

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Mark Reads ‘The Golden Compass': Chapter 20

In the twentieth chapter of The Golden Compass, two gigantic polar bears fight to the death. No, seriously, there is nothing wrong with the world. This is perfection. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Golden Compass.

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Mark Reads ‘The Golden Compass': Chapter 19

In the nineteenth chapter of The Golden Compass, Lyra’s imprisonment by the panserbjørne inspires a rather brilliant idea to do exactly what Serafina suggested: trick a bear that acts like a human. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read … Continue reading

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